"Okay now you little fag, give me my lunch money!" Butch the school bully yelled at you. He had been calling you a faggot ever since he found out you were a Brony, you always get into messes like this with him... but today was different.
"Listen here, dumbass. Get a job and use your own lunch money, or are you too stupid to get a paying job?" You say.
He grinds his teeth as he says "Okay, horse sucker. Meet me near the forest at 8:00 tonight. Come alone and don't be late.."
You agree to his terms and after school meet him near the forest... But he wasn't alone. Butch had brought some of his fellow delinquents with him.
"Okay horse loving cockgobbler, Me and my friends here are gonna teach you a lesson... Star, scream this punks eardrums out. Thunder, crack his head. Sky, warp this faggot into next week!" Butch said as his cronies attacked you.
Unwilling to handle four jerkoffs at the same time, you run into the forest hoping they'd get lost.
"Butch," Star said "that bitch ran into the forest. Let's go home."
"NO! I want him alive! So haul all your asses in there!" Butch yelled angrily at him and the others.
You can hear them running after you. You notice that one of them, most likely Butch, catching up to you.
"Here faggot, faggot, faggot. Butchie has a surprise for you!" You hear him say.
You reach the center of the forest but, as you catch your breath, Butch tackles you to the ground.
He pulls out a knife and stabs you in the arm.
"You should've given me your lunch money... Now, you're gonna pay!" He says as he pulls the knife out and aims it at your neck.
With a quick, but strong, punch to the neck you disable him. You toss him to the ground and run as fast as you can.
Not paying attention to anything but the sound of Butch's goons chasing you, you run straight into a stone object and everything goes blank.
You wake up in a hospital room, your arm has stitches over the part where Butch stabbed you. You touch your head and feel the bandage wrapped around it.
"Where... Where am I?" You ask aloud. No response except the sound of birds chirping. It's early in the morning.
You look around the room and think about your current situation.
What's going on? Did Butch and his gang actually bring me to a hospital?
You're distracted from your thoughts when you hear the sounds of carts and hooves moving past your door... Hooves?
You sit up to figure out what's going on when you hear your hospital rooms doorknob turn.
You watch as the door opens revealing what looks like a anthro Nurse Redheart wearing a white nurses outfit that covered all her torso, and all most all of her legs except her lower legs. Matching shoes and socks. And topped of with her traditional hat on her head.
"Good morning. I see you're awake. Good thing too. You have a visitor, who also happens to be delivering your mail." She says as another mare enters the room.
This mare's face is blocked by a box, making it hard to tell who she is, but her body is in full view.
She's wearing khaki shorts that look like they were in a warzone, a blue top that, like her shorts, is torn up revealing her grey furry cleavage which also shows you how big her breasts are.
She is also very plump. She would be your perfect anthro pony... If only you could see her face.
"Hello, mister. I came to visit with you and bring you this package. I was super excited when the Princesses told me to come visit you, I flew right into a thorn bush tearing up my clothes. I hope my appearance doesn't give you a bad impression of me." The grey, chubby and busty, mare says as she hands you the box.
You get a good look at her face and realize who she is. Derpy Hooves, the pony who you have longed to kiss.
"Thank you miss.. Don't say her name! er, what is your name beautiful?" You say, mentally slapping yourself for that last comment.
"You... You think I am beautiful?" She asks as she looks you straight into your eyes, as if she wants to see if you think she is beautiful even with her eyes.
"Yes. What I find the most beautiful is your eyes, they're so unique and say a lot about you. You are a kind, caring pony with a bubbly personality, and a pure heart of gold. But I asked you your name." You say.
"Oh," she blushes "I'm Derpy Hooves, I'll be your guide of Equestria when, or if, you need me!" She says as she leaves the hospital
You open the box, which has almost all your stuff in it.
"Where's my gaming systems, cell phone, toys, plushies, and computer?!" You exclaim as you dig through the box .
You hear what sounds like a bell and fall asleep, as if under a trance.
You wake up in your bathtub. You're naked and the water is running. You see a anthro Twilight Sparkle standing next to you.
"Hey, wake up!" She says.
"Wake up? I'm already awake! I'm in the bathtub!" You said angrily at her. "And how are you even here?!"
"Oh, I think he is delusional. Might be a side effect... Told you we should have waited until he woke up before I used the transportation spell on him." She said as she looked off to the side. "Okay don't worry, I can fix this. Just let me..." Before you knew it, you felt like you were waking up from a dream.
"Huh?! Where... where am I? Okay, what is going on around here? First I'm in the hospital talking to the mare of my dreams, Derpy, than I dream I'm in a bathtub! How do I know this isn't another dream and I'm still in the Ponyville Hospital?" You asked Twilight. Just then, a hard slap came across your face.
"Ha Ha! There you go!" Rainbow Dash said. You always found her the most obnoxious of all the main characters.
"Ugh... Okay so this is real then. Could someone explain what's going on?" You asked.
Twilight took a step closed to you and began explaining that you were found unconscious in the Everfree Forest by Fluttershy. Your head was badly damaged and your arm was cut. You were taken to the hospital and, like you said, had met Derpy who delivered your stuff to you. But when you opened the box you passed out mere seconds before Twilight teleported you to wherever you were.
"So your saying that you teleported me while I was passed out? Man Twilight, at least buy me a drink first." You say as you grasp the reality of your situation.
"Yeah that's about it. Also, it's not like we had sex or anything. Now let me introduce you to all my friends." Twilight said as she began introducing you to EVERY pony in Ponyville.
"Okay, um Twilight, shouldn't I meet Princess Celestia or something? Also.... er.... why are Fluttershy's..... hooters, so large?" You ask trying to avoid seeming like a pervert to your new friends.
"Hooters? I-i don't have any owls with me..." Fluttershy says nervously.
From the confused looks you got, you knew they had no idea what you were talking about.
Well, at least I didn't get slapped again. you thought to yourself.
You couldn't help but stare at Fluttershy. Her breasts were concealed underneath a sweater that seemed to be a darker version of Fluttershy's natural fur coat.
"Fluttershy. without you I'd have bled to death. I am eternally grateful." You say. So going to beat myself up for using a Toy Story reference you thought.
"Oh, um... You're welcome. I just wished we could have met sooner." She replies.
You find it hard not to get turned on by her, so you decide to ask if she knew anything about bunnies.
"Oh! I know a lot about bunnies! They love carrots, and they are so cute!" She exclaimed as she starts flying slightly off the ground, her sweater flies up giving you a glimpse underneath it. Not only does she have huge breasts, she also has a chubby belly now you find it really hard not to get a erection.
"Okay, so I just got a message from Celestia. Her and Luna both want to talk to you." Twilight says. Causing you to sigh in relief because you don't have to worry about a boner.
You get on-board the first train to Canterlot. As you wait for the train to reach it's destination, your mind wandered off. You kept thinking about home and your friends and family. Did they miss you? Did they even notice you were gone? You are freed from your day-dreaming when the train reaches Canterlot.
"Welcome to Equestria young sir! You probably know who I am but I will introduce myself, and my sister, to you. I am Princess Celestia, and this is Princess Luna. We would like to speak with you about why you are here." Celestia said. You look up at her, her and Luna are like amazon goddesses. With Celestia being the tallest. And their breasts are even bigger then Fluttershy's.
As you and the sisters begin talking about what was going on, your mind wandered off, thinking about what was going to happen to you.
"So, tell us... Human. Do you miss your family? Do you wish to return home?" Princess Luna asked.
You froze at this question. You DID miss your friends and family back on Earth... But there were things Equestria, especially THIS Equestria, that weren't back home.
"I do miss my family... But my world wasn't as peaceful nor tranquil as Equestria... And... I have a crush on.... Someone in Ponyville." You say with a hint of embarrassment.
"Really? You like our world?" Celestia asked.
"Well, yeah." You reply. Not wanting to go to in-depth about Earth.
You spent the rest of your visit with the two sisters discussing various things like, does Equestria have electricity? Yes. Does it have internet? Yes. Etc.
"So, we heard you mention you had a "crush" on someone... Would you mind telling us who? Just between the three of us of course." Luna asked.
You sighed and said "Derpy.".
The princesses dismiss you and you catch the first train back to Ponyville.
When you get back to Ponyville, you learn that Celestia had arranged for you to be given a house of your own which turned out to be where all your games and videos, and comics had been. You get everything set up and begin playing "Star Wars: Battlefront II (DICE)". You just got past the first level when someone starts knocking on your door.
"Hello? How can I help you?" You say as you opened the door. When you look up, you see Derpy holding some mail in her hand.
"Hi! Remember me mister human? Here is your mail!" She says as she hands you your mail. You take the mail from her hand, but you never move your eyes off her. Her own eyes going completely different ways, combined with her figure, started to turn you on.
"Hey mister, are you okay? You're just staring off into space... Am I naked again?!" She screams as she looked at herself to make sure she wasn't naked. You snap out of it.
"Oh, sorry about that... I was just staring at your beautiful eyes, and of course the rest of your beautiful body. I know I seem a little flirty but I'm just saying that you are a very attractive pony." You say. Mentally slapping yourself for the cheesey cover-up.
"R-really?! You think I'm beautiful? No pony has ever said anything that nice and sweet to me before! Most ponies think I'm a fat, clumsy, stupid, walled eyed, big breasted loser..." She says as she starts crying on your shoulder.
"You're not! You are a chubby, clumsy, smart, walled eyed, beautiful winner, even if you don't think you are. I believe you are!" You say as you run your hand up and down her back, feeling her soft warm fur.
You don't want to seem too clingy so you let her go.
"So, you want to be my first official friend?" You ask, trying to convince yourself that you should start slow.
"Yeah!!!! Oh! I just realized, Pinkie Pie is going to throw you her traditional "Welcome to Ponyville" party! It'll be a great chance for you to meet all of my other friends!" Derpy says as she bounces up and down.
"Sweet! I love parties! We'd better head on over there, don't want to miss out on the sweets!" You say as you take Derpy's hand and run towards Sugarcube Corner.
You arrive, the lights are all off. Than, suddenly...
"SURPRISE!!!!!" Everypony in the room, including Derpy, shouts.
"Hello ponies! This here is Anon and he's new to Equestria! I'm sure you all have questions to ask him, so please... ASK!" Pinkie says, causing you to facepalm.
"Hi there! I'm Lyra Heartstrings. I live with my BFF Bon-bon. She couldn't make it because she's sick today, so I'll ask what she'd probably ask. What's your favorite type of candy?" Lyra asks.
"I love chocolates, suckers, and gummies." You answer.
"Anon, my name is Octavia Melody. I'd like to know, which do you preferr. Classical or... Ugh... Wubs?" She asks.
"Well I don't know what "wubs" are. But I do like classical music." You answer, getting a smile from Octavia.
This is how most of the party went. A pony would ask you a question and you would answer... To the best of your abilities.
After the party, you headed home and slumped onto the bed. Falling asleep.
You woke up the next morning and made breakfast. You then heard the tell-tale sign of somepony at your door.
"Now who could that be this early in the morning?" You tirely ask yourself as you walk to the door.
When you open it, you see Derpy standing there with a sad expression on her face.
"Hey Derpy. What's up?" You ask.
"Oh Anon! Someponies were saying mean things about me!" She says as she pulls ypu into a hug.
"Don't listen to them! They're just upset that you're perfect and they're not." You say as you look her in the eyes.
"Sniff... Really?" She asks.
"Yes! If you were to ask me what I thought about you, I'd tell you that you're the most beautiful and sexiest mare I've met. And that no other mare could compare to your beauty!" You say. Immediately freezing at what you just said.
"Real...really?" She asks.
You simply nod. Without warning, she pulls you into a deep kiss.
She breaks the kiss and looks at you.
"Would you... Like to, you know.. Date?" She asks you. Without hesitating, you pull her in for a hug and tell her you will be honored to be her boyfriend.
You and Derpy go out on your first date. You take her to a restaurant Rarity had told you about, it is fancy but not expensive so you choose to go there.
"So Derpy, you ever eaten here before?" You ask as the two of you sit down at a table.
"Yes. They have the best ice-cream..... but I've never come here on a date..... Because no stallion likes me." She says as she begins quietly sobbing. You reach out your hand and pet her like you would if she was a pony.
"Well, they just don't know what they are missing out on. Hey waitress, I would like the supreme ice-cream sundae with chocolate, vanilla, mint chocolate chip, and chocolate chip cookie dough ice-cream, hot fudge, sprinkles, chocolate chips, and peanuts. That is for both me, and my mare-friend. I would like the smothered cheese fries with a side of cheesy hash-browns for me." You say as the waitress writes down what you said.
"Okay sir. And what would you like miss?" She asks as she turns to Derpy.
"I will have what he's having. Only add a muffin to the side please." Derpy says as she scratches her chin.
"Okay. I will bring you your orders when they are ready! Until then, you two enjoy each-others company." The Waitress says as she walks off.
"So, Derpy would you like to dance with me before we eat? They have a ball-room dance floor in the other room." You say pointing your finger to the door behind Derpy.
"Really? You sure? I'm not a really great dancer...." She says as she leans her head down.
"I can teach you! I was learning how to ball-room dance at my High School before I ended up here so I know how to dance." You say as you grab her gently by the hand and lead her to the dance floor.
You and Derpy begin dancing, there are a few times where she fell down but you always catch her and continue dancing. You reach the part of the dance where you hold Derpy close to you.
"See Derpy? I told you I could teach you. Though you seem to be pretty good at dancing then you think." You say as you hold Derpy in your arms not wanting to let her go.
"Your dinner is served. I see you two took my advise, hope you're still hungry." The waitress says as she peaks her head through the door.
You and Derpy go back to your table and begin eating your food while you talk about anything that comes to your minds. You both finish your food, ending with the very delicious Ice-cream sundae supreme. You give the waitress a tip and walk Derpy home.
"Well Derpy, it was a fun night.... I wish we didn't have to go our separate ways so soon." You say as you hold her close to you.
"We don't. We could go to your place and, you know, have some fun." She says as a blush comes over her face.
"Sweet! We could play video games, watch movies, ooh and sleep together!" You exclaim.
You and Derpy do everything you discussed. Ending the night by snuggling together in bed.
You start going out on dates every week, ending it every day with snuggles.
But this date was different. You notice Derpy acting strange as you walk back to your place.
"Derpy? Is something wrong?" You ask as the two of you enter your house.
"Yes," she replies "I-i think I'm in heat.... I feel strange, maybe we should cancel this date...." She says.
You remember that in heat means a female animal is driven to mate.
"Derpy, would you like to mate with me? I mean we've been on several dates so I think we're ready for it." You say as you kiss her on the lips.
"Really? I've never had sex before... I usually just stay home and sleep it out... Because no stallion wants to have sex with a freak like me.." She responds as tears drip from her eyes.
You remind her that she's not a freak. She's beautiful and special to you.
You both go to the bedroom and take all your clothes off. You look at each other and you get an erection from looking at her sexy body.
"So, you want me to suck on it?" She asks.
"Well, first I want you to put it between your breasts. Crap! You perverted idiot!" You respond.
She does as you ask, to your surprise, giving you a boobjob. Her breasts are so soft and fluffy that you think you might ejaculate just from the ticklish feeling.
She puts her mouth on your penis and gives you a blowjob at the same time.
"Derpy..... I think.... I think I'm going to cum." You say. You feel your penis launch waves of sperm into Derpy's mouth.
You get off the ground and move to the bed. She positions herself to where her warm vagina touches the tip of your shaft, and slides down making sure you're balls deep in her.
You feel her tight inner walls clutch your penis, along side the blood dripping from her vagina. Since you're both virgins this is to be expected.
She picks up the pace as her breasts flop in your face.
"Derpy.. Ah... I never... Uh... Want to be with anyone except you!" You say through your sex.
"Me... Ahh.... Too..." She replies.
You pull her into a kiss. Using the kiss to muffle your screams so you won't have the neighbors up all night.
You feel yourself reaching a climax. You attempt to warn Derpy but are too late as she slams down hard. You both cum. Your love juices mix together as she slides off of you.
You lay there for what feels like days without saying anything.
"That... Was... Wow.. Thank you so much! I feel better now." Derpy says as the two of you get off the bed.
"That was fun. Looks like we both lost our virginity. What do you say we get a bath and clean ourselves up?" You ask. All she does is nod. You both head to the bathtub. You clean each other up and go to bed, after changing the blankets and rug of course, and sleep.
The next morning was, strangely, uneventful... Except for a few noise-complaints involving "strange sounds" coming from your home.
As you wait for Derpy to get out of the shower, you realise something... You need a job!
You hear the water shut off and the sounds of Derpy getting out of the shower.
"Derpy? You wouldn't happen to know if there are any jobs open around Ponyville, would you?" You ask.
Derpy comes out of the bathroom, unaware that she forgot to put on clothes.
"I heard that this Professor, or Doctor, stallion is looking for a new assistant." Derpy says.
You smile and thank her for her advice... Before blushing at her antic of forgetting her clothes.
You walk around Ponyville and discover that the stallion you're looking for is Time Turner, Ponyville's local tinkerer.
You walk into his house and it doesn't take long for him to notice you.
"Ah. You're that human I've heard so much about. I suppose you're here about the job opening. My name is Time Turner. Though some ponies, for some reason, call me Doctor Whooves. The job I have is simple. I just need an extra set of hands to work on my latest invention." He says.
You take note of the fact he is wearing a bowtie and, upon remembering the fan-theory of him being The Doctor from Doctor Who, decide to comment on it.
"Hey Doc, nice bowtie! Bowties are cool!" You say in a friendly manner.
He looks at you and smiles.
"That they are, my friend. That they are. Anyways, ugh... This is what I am currently working on... I call it "The Teleporternator" it's a machine that'll let me travel to other universes and meet my alternate selves." He says.
You agree to help him. Though even with your help, the machine bursts into flames.
"Oh bullocks! Ah well, not your fault. Welp, why don't you head home while I clean up this mess?" He asks.
"Er, don't you need my help, Time?" You ask.
"No, you look like you've been through a lot. Go on, take the rest of the day off. Cheerio!" He says as he waves you off.
As you walk home, you realise that ponies here seem to actually like you.
Finally, you have found a place to belong.
But you start to think about something.... What happened to Butch abd his cronies?!
Somewhere, in the Everfree Forest.
"Stop being pussies! He's around here... Somewhere." Butch says as he continues looking through the forest for you.
"Butch, let's go already! We've been out here for weeks and haven't seen a trace of him!" Thunder complained.
"Oh what's this? Bizarre creatures out here all alone in the forests?" A mysterious female voice called out.
"What the fuck? Who's there?! Show yourself bitch!" Butch demanded.
Out from the shadows came Queen Chrysalis.
"My my, you've got such a vulgar mouth... Looks like mommy's gonna need to give you a spanking." She says seductively.
Butch and his gang tremble in fear at the sight of the queen of the Changelings.
"You boys are going to be my little sex slaves! Oh and I hope you said goodbye to your loved ones, because from now on you'll never see them again!" She says as she approaches them.
They all scream, unaware that in the Everfree Forest... Nopony can hear you scream.
The End
Author's Note
Fixed, edited, and brand new! A true master piece if I say so myself.
