During a fact finding mission, Lyra Heartstrings accidentally brings a human into Equestria, but this human soon finds out that he might have a few extra strings attached to his relocation.

Dark ambitions, cruel jokes, and more surround Eric Hayes. Can he find a cure for his curse before he gets swept up in the problems of others?

Or will he pay the ultimate price and die as untouchable as he lived?

Some tags are there for the start, some are for planned future events and others will be added if they become applicable. You never know where even a planned story can take itself.