It is rather unfortunate for a fine gentleman such as yourself to be trapped in a land of colorful equines. Even more unfortunate is finding out that a pony has been sitting on a portal to a land of humans for quite some time. Most unfortunate of all? Said portal does not work in the way you expect.

Contains: Anon, Rule 63, Blackmail, Semi-incest, British, Human-on-Pony, and blue balls

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From Human in Equestria to Horse on Earth is owned by Flutterpriest and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is owned by Hasbro.

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"Oh my god. This was fucking magnificent. When are you going to put it up?" ~ Flutterpriest