Sweetie belle goes to the bank

by macroshyman

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Slice of Life
Length: 542

sweetie belle needs a bank loan! i guess her whoreish ways didnt get her as far as she thought,

yep

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-18 06:36:00 UTC

sweetie belle goes to the bank

Sweetie bell Goes to the bank.

Sweetie bell, now a 25 year old mare holding her own as a stripper at the newly opened Tiny Pussy  long cervix dance hall decided to buy a car. But there was just one problem, because  she wasn't as sexy or willing to perform back barn  rim jobs and other assorted  pleasurable acts she decided to the best course of action was to simply go to the bank and speak to somepony about a bank loan.

At this point, sweetie bell had  lost her  old southern twang and  child like voice because she was  now 25 and 25 year olds dont speak that way . i mean, like cmon dude .

She had grown to develop a harsh ugly crack whore type of  verbal  subsidy  which was allot less cloppy than  her filly version.

Anyway, so she goes to the bank and shes all like “hey bank teller  i need money so i can get a loan and shit” the bank teller looks at her as if she was staring in the the very eyes of a retard.

“Well we can certainly help you there Ms, bell is it?”

Sweetie bell nodded as she relieved the paper work for her first bank loan

She read

Determine credit eligibility for your loan.

Provide financial details to process your loan.

Verify your loan information to get funds.

What you’ll need to apply:

◾Social Security number

◾Residential information

◾Employment and income details

sweetie belle was a bit ashamed that much of this information would require her to mention she was a stripper at the hottest new strip joint, but she felt there really wasn't that much of a difference between a whore and bank .

they both basically just  fucked people out of their money, so she proceeded to fill out the forms and  wait in line to show her social security number

"excuse me I'm on  a tight schedule and might not be able to finish this form rite away, I have to go into work soon. "she exclaimed while pinching her nipples in delight

Rite, Ms belle ,We may need to contact you about your application even if you don’t finish it. By starting the form you agree that canterlot banking systems inc in partners with sal daddio enterprises  may contact you for marketing or other purposes related to your application at the phone number, mobile number, or epony  address you provide in this online session, even if you have previously indicated your preference of “do not call” or “do not email” with a government registry or with Wells Fargo. You understand that these calls may be generated using automated technology, such as prerecorded/artificial voice messages or an automatic telephone dialing system. You agree that we may use personal and financial information about you from our affiliated companies to prefill the application. If we contact you via your mobile number, your mobile carrier’s charges may apply. Your consent is not required to make a purchase. If you do not want to provide your agreement to be contacted, you can apply by phone or in a Canterlot banking systems store . If you do provide your agreement, you can revoke it at any time.

sweetie belle thought these terms were agreeable so she agreed to them