Mint Pie

by Lonewolf187

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Human, Anthro, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 8851

A human and two sexy anthro mares spend a weekend to remember.

While setting up a branch office for his Trade Guild in Canterlot, Josh the human gets invited out by a stallion friend of his. Over the meal, the pony sees how stressed and overworked Josh is and suggests he contacts the escort Mint Pie. Seeing no reason not to, Josh accepts and make arrangements with the contact.

Sexual fetishes: Oral, deep-throat (no gagging or choking), face-fucking, titfucking, fingering, male on female rimming, female on female rimming, anal, and ATM (Ass-to-mouth).

The Commission requester wishes to remain anonymous.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-01-07 02:12:13 UTC

Daily Life

     Celestia's Sun soared high across Equestria today, no civilized region shined more than Canterlot; and in Canterlot, no individual radiated such confidence as Josh. Josh was a human, one of many who saw the portal to Equestria as an opportunity to build a better life. The son of a considerable businessman, Josh was raised to factor in variables, manage time, and rhetorical analysis; all with the intention of inheriting his father's business. But following a massive crash, Josh's family lost everything, eventually moving away. Josh, as determined as he was to make his own fortune, remained; working one dead end job after another. But with the rising cost of living and slow decline of livable wages, Josh was on the verge of bankruptcy.

    But when he heard of trade negotiations with the newly discovered realm of Equestria, Josh rose to the occasion, being one of many to apply. Given his upbringing, Josh was one of the few hundreds to be sent as Representative of a goods trade group to do business with Equestria. It was tough work, and difficult learning Equestrian culture, but after only a few short years, progress was made. Equestrian culture took on numerous aspects of Earth influence. Such as fashion, architecture,  arts, literature, and other wonders. Josh, having quick wit and a clever eye was able to reap from these benefits, obtaining patents on several inventions, and accumulating a small fortune. His first act was to establish his own company to further his own studies into how to better the lives of both Equestrians, and the growing number of human immigrants.

     Today though, Josh was on his way to the local notary to have his request to have his own trade guild establish a branch building in Canterlot. After years of hard work and savings,  Josh was able to secure a plot of land in the town of Ponyville, but if he really was to further his business,  Josh would need a branch office in a more populated location. Though such a feat would not be so easy. The taxes and mortgage payment in Ponyville were nearly dirt cheap. But Canterlot was much harder. The rates and interest were a nightmare. How anypony could even live in such a pricey city was beyond him.

     But Josh's worries soon faded and gave way to terror. During his thoughts and memories, Josh had arrived at the notary office. The building was a massive structure of fine masonry and marble carvings, and of course, stain glass windows showing the building's history. Josh often chucked at how Equestria would use stain glass imagery to show off its lore and legends. Swallowing hard, Josh entered the building, casting aside his fear and doubt. The interior was massive, as if the ponies here could notarize trade with creatures as large as dragons. But Josh kept his eye on the prize,  the long line to the building approval notary.

      The stallion Josh was to talk to was a slender, older gentlecolt, but his well mannered grey beard and diminishing mane showed a pony of many years; even his dark business suit was wrinkle free. One who has been in the business and one Josh could trust to get the right information. Looking through the paperwork Josh brought, the stallion levitated all the spreadsheets, data files, and fiscal projections with his unicorn magic. Adjusting his thick and antique looking glasses, the stallion took in all the information, saying nothing aside from a small grunt and mumble here and there. This was of course making Josh rather nervous.

"Well Josh." The stallion finally said. "Your records are well maintained, and your proposals are well mannered. Though my stamp will allow you to purchase property within Canterlot borders, I cannot speak for the other guilds, real estate and other insurance organizations. Do you understand?"

"Completely and utterly." Josh nodded his head. "I understand the risks of opening a branch office in such a high populated and competitive city. But I believe because of this, my business can only grow and help Equestria."

"Noble and honest." The stallion said, lifting his approval stamp. "But there is more to business than those two things." The stallion then stamped Josh's papers, approving his request. "Good luck to you."

Now that Josh had the approval, he would require a building. Wasting no time, Josh rushed to the local banking and bit lending guild. Since coming to Equestria, Josh had been interested in the concept of the Equestria currency. Looking at how Equestrian culture seems to closely resemble a near constitutional monarchy, with bits of socialism holding it together; similar to how mortar can hold up a wall. Ponies of the three races would be educated within the perimeters of primary education and secondary education, but there appeared to be no colleges. Another strange thing Josh had to become accustom to was how all ponies were required to develop or learn at least one major talent before the end of primary school.

This development would take the form of a mark on the flank, or Cutie Mark, that would be an image that held the representation of their "special" talent. More often than not, Josh would find himself chuckling when some ponies Cutie Marks would almost perfectly match the pony's name. Despite asking numerous ponies, Josh could not get a definitive answer regarding it and had to chalk it up to some miraculous coincidence.

     Josh soon arrived at the bank, the building being a massive structure of marble masonry; with stupendous columns that made him think of an ancient Roman architecture.  Seeing as how Canterlot is at least a thousand years old, Josh chuckled slightly at the thought of the city being more akin to ancient Rome. The sounds of clopping hooves against the cold stone resonated in Josh's ear as he looked around. Various signs and directional displays gave testament to how organized and busy this bank was. It would come to no surprise if Josh was told this was Equestra's central banking location.

     Josh was quite curious about the various banker ponies he saw, almost all of them were Unicorns, though most tellers were Earth ponies. Though the concept of racism seemed to be almost non existent,  more than once, Josh has seen some ponies fall into stereotypical categories.  But so long as he saw nopony getting hurt from these archetypes, Josh shrugged it off as simply a difference in culture between Equestrians and Humans.  Another observation Josh noticed was the vast amounts of Greek themed motifs found throughout his travels. Though he had mostly worked around ponies,  one more than one occasion,  Josh met with a Griffon or two and the sight if the large and bulky Minotaur guards at the vault entrance did not escape his sight. Though at the same time, Josh has learned of the populations of Dragons, Zebras, and even Yaks, so trying to compare Equestria to any Earth country was quite difficult.

     "Here we are." Josh told himself as he approached the office of Stinkin Rich, the local Money Lender. Josh approached the door and gently knocked on the door.

     "Oh yes, do come in." Called an old sounding voice. Inside the office, Josh found that Stinkin Rich was a light brown Earth stallion; a fact that had him rethink possible stereotypes. Stinkin was rather old, maybe even old enough to be a grandfather; a various photos on his desk showed he was a family pony. Even the brown suit he chose to wear appeared a little dated and was in great condition despite its age. Though one thing in the office stood out. An empty jar labeled "Zap Apple Jam" sat on the desk, filled with pencils and quills. "A human? Well, what beings you to my office son?"

     "Well." Josh said, explaining his plans for a branch building. "I feel Canterlot is the best place to establish my Guild, as well as spread word of our services and further spread our name."

     "Is that all?" Stinkin asked, looking over the papers Josh brought. "You and every other upstart have given me the same reasoning, and frankly I only have so much bits to loan. How will you out do your competition with the same tactic every pony will use?"

     "I...well..." Josh was at a loss. Sure, his Guild was doing well in Ponyville and maybe did a job or two in Appleloosa, but Stinkin was right. How could Josh compete and survive when he's never competed in business on this scale? "I believe I can make a much better and faster impact than my competition given the fact that my Guilds holds the highest number human immigrants than any of the other trading groups. We have knowledge, as well as a technological advantage over guilds that utilize Unicorns or Pegasus."

     "It does show here that Earth ponies and Humans make up quite the majority of your workforce." Stinkin commented, his tone seemingly more impressed. Josh could see a sort of nostalgia as Stinkin looked at the Zap Apple Jam jar. "I started out as a stallion in Ponyville with an eye for business. And it was this jar of Zap Apple Jam that helped me make my fortune...I believe you can make an impact but you must also be careful with how you direct your work efforts every quarter."

     "So, does that mean?" Josh asked, hopefully he succeeded.

     "I will authorize this loan." Stinkin responded, placing his stamp on the various forms. "Maybe it's my old age, but I see a lot of my younger days in you."

     "Thank you sir!" Josh all but cheered in joy. "You won't regret this!" With that, Josh sped from the office, only one destination remaining; the real estate agency.

Canterlot's real estate office was the least intimidating of the previous places Josh had gone to, but no less serious. Though it looked like a simply office building, Josh body shivered in small hesitations and fear as he approached the door. Opening the door, Josh was nearly knocked over by some sharp dressed unicorn stallions; realtors most likely hunting for new prey to sell to. There was a small rumor amidst the various guilds trying to get a branch in Canterlot that the realtors were rather bloodthirsty and were so charismatic, they could talk a dragon out of its gold.

Doing his best not to appear too intimidated, Josh simply signed his name on the appointment clipboard and took a seat. The waiting room was surprisingly homely and well organized. Not even the magazines were out of sync with each other. Turning his attention to the ponies around him, Josh felt a little embarrassed. Most of the other ponies in the waiting room were couples, both newlyweds and more seasoned, older couples. Being alone, Josh had thought once or twice about finding a mare to be with. But given how new Human immigrants to Equestria were still, Josh was still too nervous about finding a marefriend. Though on more than one occasion, Josh met a mare or two who would flirt with him. But he would normally shrug it off as maybe she was in estrous or something.

"Mr. Josh?" Called a mare receptionist's voice. "Ms. Delilah is ready for you now."

Swallowing his courage, Josh rose from his seat and made his way to the office. The inside was dim, not too dark to see but not as bright as the room. Almost like some cave illuminated by the evening twilight. Sitting in the office was something Josh had not fully gotten used to, a batmare; one of the Threshals that Josh saw take up the Night Guard. Ms. Delilah was a midnight shade of blue, with a black flowing mane and piercing yellow eyes. To some, Josh could having a strong sense of fear or intimidation from a mare like this. To more than a couple of the stallions he works with, Josh could also see some ponies finding such a mare as exotic; maybe even erotic. This was only further pressed on by her choice of attire. Her black dress was nearly skin tight and showed off her sizable endowments. Josh could only imagine how many deals she closed wearing that, but he tried to focus on his objective.

"Now then, Mr...Josh was it? You are here to purchase real estate in Canterlot?" Delilah asked, her voice was breathy and her tone was almost like chocolate in Josh's ear; he could quickly tell how this mare got this job. "I assume you have...paperwork?"

"Y-yes." Josh stuttered as he handed everything. Delilah only took the forms and carefully looked them over, while Josh did everything in his power not to stare into her cleavage. "S-so,,,everything look in place?"

"Well..." Delilah said, looking over his estimates, preferred options, and predicted profit margins. "I must say, this is well though out and organized. But I feel you might find it quite difficult handling a location this size." The way she used the word "size" sent a small shiver up Josh's spine as she continued; Delilah's body swayed almost seductively as she spoke her honeyed voice. "I may be experienced with handling all manner of sizes Mr. josh, but for someone as...inexperienced as you currently are, it would be best to look for something more manageable." For a split second, Josh couldn't tell if Delilah was still talking about real estate. "But we certainly can find a more manageable, and more supported property." Taking out several sheets of paper marking various locations around Canterlot's map. "As you can see here, I have numerous locations that would certainly assist in your business, as well as meet your budget."

"But more than half of these properties are out of the way of the Mane Street area." Josh commented, pointing to a locations on the map. "How can I maintain this branch building if my clientele is too far?"

"Now, now Mr. Josh." Delilah said, her voice almost soothing him. "I understand you would prefer a property closer to the public eye, but with your current seniority, or lack there of, you would be easily overlooked by the majority. You cannot simply flash your business in the middle of the street and hope clients appear." Josh felt another shiver at how she said "flash your business". "But if you were to have a location not too far, but not too close, you avoid major traffics and of course can spread through word of mouth better."

"Okay, I get that." Josh said, looking again at the locations. "But all the locations in that region are rather small, aren't they?"

"Believe me Mr. Josh, sometimes girth is much better than length." Delilah said, though how she said it caused Josh to feel a shiver more towards his pants; a reaction he had to cautiously move his leg to try and hide. "I believe you may be able to do this though." Pointing at a rather awkward looking spot on the map. "This property here has recently come under heavy conditions and the surrounding buildings have been reduced in price because of it. If I may be so bold as to suggest this, but you can purchase both this building and a few of the surrounding buildings closest to it. This would not only allow your business to gain a better hoofhold on the Canterlot markets, but it would also allow a much greater storage of your goods and services. You will have both length and girth, the perfect combination!"

"I-I-I'll do it!" Josh replied, both excited a the idea, and mostly because he had to leave the room. If he had to keep hearing Delilah's near double entendres about girth, length, and his "business", he'd have to change his underwear. "Where do I sign?"

"Not so fast there Mr. Josh." Delilah replied, turning to grab the appropriate paperwork. Josh tried his best, but Delilah's perfectly curved flank was too alluring to look away from. He quickly composed himself as he saw her body turn around. "First we need to inspect the locations and I would prefer you see it before buying."

"T-that sounds like a plan." Josh smiled, reorganizing his paper work.

"Perfect. I will meet you there within the hour." Delilah said, scribbling down something on the back of her business card. "Do have a lovely day Mr. Josh."

Josh only smiled as he took the card and rose from his seat, making sure to hide his forcibly shrinking boner. As Josh left, he looked at the back of the card for the address and what he read made the hair on the back of his neck stand up:

3387 Labor Blvd: Building 16

But that wasn't what shocked him, what was written at the bottom was what really made Josh blush in embarrassment:

I saw you staring, 977-9760, call me some time cutie!

This was followed by a crude drawing of a heart with bat wings on it, no doubt Delilah's cutie mark, but still was quite a surprise. Josh was going to have to consider this possible date at a much later date. For now, he had a new objective. As happy as he was to have finally found a possible property, Josh still had to inspect it and of course, factor in the cost of cleaning, stocking, and maintaining it. After that, then he could try and have a batty booty call.

Once he arrived at the address, Josh was quite surprised by the sheer size of it. Looking more like some abandoned factory of sorts, Josh understood why such a place brought down the value of the other buildings around it. A quick sweep of the area gave Josh numerous ideas regarding how he could turn the buildings into storage, and even how some of the smaller ones can be converted to smaller shops as ways to sell some local stock to the Canterlot tourists and citizens. The sound of hooves clopping towards Josh drew his attention, only to be met with the curvaceous body of Delilah. While in her office, he didn't get much of a chance, but with her full form swaying towards him, Josh easily could see how successful Delilah was at selling property.

"Hello again Mr. Josh." Delilah smiled as she approached him. "It the property to your liking?"

"So far, so good." Josh replied, trying not to stray from Delilah's face. "W-w should look the property over, correct?"

"Yes. I believe I have everything pertaining to this location." Delilah replied, maintaining her professionalism. flipping through her papers, Delilah gestured Josh to follow her as her rear swayed into the building. "As I have mentioned before, this building has seen better days. But the structure is stable and secure, no record of any structural incidents, as well as no incident reports or fatalities. This main building was the former supplier of most trade and package handling throughout most part of Equestria back when Canterlot was still developing. But recent Pegasus Mail and Griffon Packaging has rendered this building obsolete."

"Well we do utilize the local carrier networks to distribute some goods, so it would feel better to start in a hub like this-" Josh was cut off by the feeling of his body bumping into Delilah's body. He was so distracted by looking the place over, he had completely forgotten how close the mare was to him. But it seemed Delilah was not against this sudden collision. "Oh?! I'm sorry, let me-"

"Mr. Josh." Delilah teased, almost cooing as her free hand was slowly sliding down, resting on Josh's bulge. "It seems rather unprofessional of you to bump into your real estate agent so suddenly." Her hand stated massaging at it, as if tempting it to break out. "And with how you gandered at her so lustfully in her office, she might think you were thinking of other things."

"Well...I...Umm..." Josh had no idea what to do. He wasn't sure if he should stop this and possibly ruin this deal, or maybe go along with it and sweeten the deal. But the sudden loud sound of hooves broke the awkward hesitation.

"Hey Boss!" Called a somewhat muscular looking stone grey Earth stallion with no mane to speak of, wearing a sleeveless white shirt and a black pair of jeans. "I came just as soon as I got your call."

"G-granite?!" Josh called, thankfully that his friend had hopefully not seen what Delilah was doing. Backing away from the mare, Josh was able to break away from her seductions. "Delilah, this is Granite, my General Manager of my trade guild. And Granite, this is Delilah, the real estate agent who is selling this lovely property to us."

"Oh this is just perfect." Granite smiled, his eyes looking everywhere and taking in the splendor. "We can definitely run a tight one here Boss."

"Yes well, I just need to sign the paperwork and we can be all settled." Josh commented, only to see a strange smirk on Delilah's face.

"There is no major rush Mr. Josh." Delilah said, reorganizing her papers. "We can iron out all the settlements and legal signatures in my office at a later time. For now, I believe you and your friend should work on "setting up shop" as you might call it." Before allowing Josh to say another work, Delilah left, making sure he got a good look of her ass before departing.

"Damn!" Granite chuckled. "If that's our real estate agent, i wonder who our lawyer will be? But it looks like we got our work cut out for us."

"We sure do." Josh sighed, partially worried over how big of a cleanup this was going to be, and partially because he was nervous what Delilah would do to him when he went to her office to sign everything. "How many worker do we have currently?"

"I was able to get roughly two hundred to help with the cleanup with another three hundred to finish cleaning and begin stocking." Granite commented. "But enough about business, this is BIG, I mean wet tshirt big Boss. Let's celebrate!"

"Yes, sure." Josh sighed in relief. "I could use something to ease the tension."

While Josh had his near army of crew and workers clean up and set his new property up for business, Granite was able to convince him to go out to a local restaurant called the Tasty Treat. While there, Josh and Granite dined on exotic dishes found only in the further eastern continents; which Josh easily compared to what Humans call Indian Food. Though Granite was fond and intrigued by what Earth was like, as well as its cultures, he usually stuck to his job and his never ending quest to flirt with attractive mares; though his current attempt to serenade the Tasty Treat's own Saffron Masala was met with another spectacular failure.

"Granite, just give up." Josh said, taking another sip of his drink. "I'm telling you as your friend, you don't need to flirt with everything in a skirt."

"At least I try my friend." Granite replied in a playful laugh, gulping down his drink. "How long have we known each other now? Several months? Years maybe? We worked in the same trade guild and found our own when we made the bits, but I've never seen you take an interest in anymare. Hell, not even the exotic curves of those human women seem to just bounce off you."

"Well, I've just been so busy with my work." Josh replied, not wanting to have this discuss again with Granite; though a good friend and hard worker, Granite can be rather impulsive and assertive at times.

"But it only makes you tense up." Granite responded. "I mean, take that hot real estate babe from today. If I was as tensed up as you, I would've jumped that sexy piece of flank as soon as I could close a door. I mean did you see how she was eyeing you? She wanted you so bad, I even feel bad for cockblocking you like that."

"It's fine, nothing was going to happen." Josh replied, but his mind was still uncertain what Delilah was about to do to him if Granite never showed up.

"No, no. You need help." Granite replied, his tone becoming the assertive one Josh had grown accustomed to. "Here, look into this." Reaching into his pocket, Granite pulled out a business card with what looked like an ad and two lipstick marks; one blue and one pink.

"Mint Pie: The best way to ease your tension." Josh read, looking over the card. "Is this a prostitute business card? I didn't even think prostitution was even in Equestria?!"

"Oh Josh, the things a pony gets a cutie mark in can really shock you." Granite chuckled. "But this one is very professional. I met her back in the rock fields, and boy was she ever effective. I was so loose and flexible for months."

"Okay, did not need to hear that." Josh cringed a little. "So she's an Earth mare?"

"Well, yes and no." Granite responded, much to Josh's confusion. "You'll know when you meet her, trust me."

"I don't know, this feels kinda wrong." Josh replied, not too sure he should go to a prostitute when he hasn't even slept with anyone since coming to Equestria. "Besides, i don't even know their rates."

"Tell them Granite sent you, and it'll be no problems." Granite replied, but the still unsure look in Josh's eyes kept him talking. "How about this Boss, if you're not one hundred percent relaxed and didn't enjoy her, I'll give you my month's salary."

"That's a pretty big bet you're making." Josh could see how confident Granite was in his bet, and Josh also knew that the semi stubborn earth stallion could not be persuaded out of this. "Okay, fine. I'll take that bet." Josh then raised his glass.

"That's the spirit!" Granite replied, lifting his glass and ringing it against Josh's in agreement.

Friday - Introductions

After their meal and chat, Josh went back to the hotel he was staying at and freshened up for his meeting with Mint Pie. Not too sure how to go about this, Josh cleaned every inch of his body, while making sure not to smell too clean; he didn't want to look desperate. The cleaning as the easy part, the hard part was finding a good choice in clothing. Josh's wardrobe was mostly semi formal shirts and ties because of his business reasons in Canterlot. He had very little casual wear. Though he did have one dress shirt that could pass as casual. It was a solid, dark shade of blue, almost black that matched a pair of pants of the same color. After being dressed up, and hopefully not look too new to all of this, Josh went out on the street.

"Why did I let him talk me into this?" Josh asked himself, walking down Canterlot's street light lit streets. "There's not even a single pony out, let alone a mare."

As Josh walked further and further down the street, his mind kept focus on his surroundings. During his time in Equestria, Josh has never heard of anypony being mugged or attacked at night, but Canterlot was a city; Josh wanted to take no chances. Josh wasn't too sure about all of this, even though his legs kept him going along the road, his mind was in a near panic. How will he know he found Mint Pie? He had no idea what she looked like, and Granite wasn't too descriptive of her as well. Sighing in some degree of irritation, Josh only hoped whoever he found was her. Though Josh was soon about to find out; after several more minutes of walking, the silhouettes of two ponies under a street lamp came into view.

The first was a light blue unicorn with a two tone darker blue and near white mane, Josh almost thought it was a mass of well released toothpaste for half a second. This mare wore a near transparent white sleeveless shirt that barely covered her entire chest, revealing a noticeable underboob look. While her wide looking hips were covered by a dark blue mini skirt that only covered her cutie mark and almost showed off her white panties. The other mare was a mass of curves and pink. Everything about this mare was pink, from her light pink body to her long and straight dark pink mane, this mare was pink. Even her attire was pink, which almost made her appear naked. Her large, yet well perky breasts were only covered by heart shaped pasties that nearly blended in to her body color. Her bottom half was either a pair of skin tight pink short shorts, or she was just naked down there, Josh had no idea. There was just too much pink.

"Uh hello?" Josh called nervously, approaching the pair. He could feel their dark blue and light blue eyes staring at him, sizing him up and probably undressing him. "Can you help me, I'm looking for someone."

"Well you certainly found somepony." The blue one commented, smiling at Josh's body; then turning her eyes on her friend. "What do you think?"

"Oh he looks so fun!" The pink one giggled, almost bouncing towards Josh, pressing her soft breasts against him. "You feeling lonely baby? We can help you."

"I-I'm looking for Mint Pie." Josh said, trying to breathe as the pink pair was smothering him in her cleavage.

"Oh well you found her." The blue one commented. "I'm Mint, and this is Pie."

"Hiya cutie." Pie giggled, squeezing Josh closer to her. "So you want have some fun and fuck our pony pussies?"

"I..uh...well..." Josh was becoming more and more nervous, and he was having greater difficulty breathing as Pie was still smothering him in her breasts.

"Come on baby, I bet you have a big cock to slid in my fun buns." Pie cooed seductively, which was causing Josh to get harder.

"That's enough Pie." Mint said, pulling her friend away from Josh. "You'll scare him away. Sorry about that, Pie here can get a little too touchie feelie."

"Well...my friend...Granite sent me..." Josh gasped, getting his breath back.

"Granite?!" Both mares said at once, their faces going from surprise to a pair of mischievous smirks.

"Well that changes everything." Mint giggled, grabbing at Josh's wrists. "Granite called us earlier and told us he had a human friend who needed a little stress relief."

"Yeah, and we love to help anypony out with some stress." Pie giggled, bending forward to show off her large assets some more. "Where do you want to do it baby?"

"Well...I have a hotel room not too far from here." Josh replied, a little more confident in his actions. "We could...uh...do it there." Josh felt so embarrassed at how inexperienced he was at this.

"Tell us your preference and we'll give you the night of your life." Pie smiled, swaying her breasts back and forth to tempt Josh further.

"Well...I am sort of into...anal...rimming...and titfucking..." Josh said with an almost cute blush on his face, something that both Mint and Pie found almost too much to resist.

"How about this cutie." Mint offered, almost awestruck by how adorable Josh was being. "Because this looks like your first time doing this, you can have us for the weekend. And we'll give you the best our sexy booties can offer."

"And our big boobies too!" Pie added in to the offer.

"S-sure thing..." Josh replied, his tone was still nervous, but he was no long afraid. Before he had time to react any further, both Mint and Pie wrapped themselves around his arms. Josh could feel his arms being consumed by their soft cleavage.

"So us the way!" Both mares moaned as they held Josh's arms close to their bodies.

The hotel Josh led them to was not the most classy of places in Canterlot, but was still a high end place; not the sort of place many would assume anyone, let alone a human would bring a couple of curvaceous prostitutes to. It was without much saying that Josh had more than a few looks from the bellhop, the stallion at the front desk, and any and all ponies that were entering and leaving the hotel. Josh, of course, was beyond embarrassed at this, but with the feeling of soft flesh mounds pressed against his arms, he found enough confidence to keep going.

Once they made it to room, Mint and Pie released their grips, both of them jumping on the large bed with a somewhat audible plop. Josh stared for a moment, letting the sight of the two sexy mares be displayed before him. Pie sprawled about on the bed, letting her curvaceous form wiggle and display itself like a playful animal. Mint was a little more refined, letting herself lay on her back, letting her head lean against the edge of the bed, letting her mane run down and her soft looking cleavage tantalize the human.

"You two look very..." Josh tried to describe, but he was still nervous on how to compliment the mare duo.

"Sexy, alluring, or maybe even seductive?" Mint asked, smiling at Josh's shyness.

"Well...I..." Josh had no real answer, seeing both mares moving around as they were was causing his bulge to grow.

"Maybe soft, cuddley....Oh! How about super sexy fuckable?" Pie let burst out. her sultry words only making Josh grow harder. "Oh look at this, he's getting all stiffy." Adjusting herself to now be on her knees, Pie began to slowly massage her large breasts; Josh could even see her pink fingers teasing her hard nipples under the pasties. "Let's get started and get mr. cockie out of your naughty pantsie!"

Shrugging his shoulders, knowing it was now or never, Josh took his first steps towards the mares. Sill nervous, Josh had no idea how to go about this; should he take off his shirt or his pants first? As he reached the two, he felt Mint's hands grab at his shirt. Not resisting, Josh let the mare pull at the cloth, slowly lifting it. Within moments, the shirt was above his head, and Josh would almost hear Mint and Pie give a near silent "wow" at the sight of his body. His years in merchant guilds didn't leave him in front of a desk pushing papers, he had to work, lift, and move things for the first years; and those years had left him with a somewhat impressive stomach and chest.

"He's so toned." Mint cooed, running her hands over Josh's chest, leading up to his touch shoulders. "So strong, you could lift me up with a body like this."

"And look at this." Pie giggled, her own hands at Josh's stomach and running along the pants line. "I know there's a delicious and thick cockie in here." She began to undo his belt, slowly lowering his pants and underwear. Only half way down, both mares could see some of Josh's cock. "Oh! Look at that, it's still hiding. No need to be shy, come to Pie," As Pie pulled down Josh's pants, his nearly erect cock flopped out, nearly springing to life and sway ever so temptingly in front of the horny mares. "Wowie zowie! His cock is gihugic!"

"It really is!" Mint replied, ogling at Josh's trembling penis. "Nearly as big as a stallion, but way bigger than any human we've seen."

"R-really?" Josh asked, his face red with a shy blush. "I've always thought myself as well...average."

"Average?" Mint explained, using her hands to demonstrate length. "This is average." Then she lowered her hands to show her size to josh's cock. "And this is yours. You're a big boy."

"A big...yummy looking boy." Pie added, her breath becoming heavy, nearly a heat filled pant. Taking Josh's cock in one of her hands, slowly jerking the human skin. "It feels so hard. But it's still shy, don't be scared of me." After a few more moments of jerking, Josh became much harder, small beads of precum dripped from the cock tip. Licking her lips, Pie moved in and gave Josh's cockhead a gentle lick.

Though slow at first, Pie's tongue flicked and teased at Josh's cockhead, taking in the small amounts of precum as they dribbled to the surface. Her eyes almost shimmered with pink hearts as she let the taste of Josh's cock tantalize her senses, whetting her carnal appetite. Mint saw as Pie licked at Josh's cockhead, tsking her tongue in playful disapproval. Moving towards the cock, Mint, aimed much lower, letting her exposed and hanging tongue drift ever so closely towards the hilt of Josh's cock. Seeing her friend aiming much lower, Pie decided to help her out, completely dropping Josh's pants, letting his human ball sack hang like a tempting fruit.

"Looks quite alluring." Mint cooed, rubbing the shaft along the side of her face as she moved towards the sac. "And it smells pretty good too."

"Well, I did shower before coming." Josh replied, his tone more confident.

"I don't mind a little sweat here and there." Pie giggled, opening her mouth to begin some small sucking. "It makes your cum taste a little sweeter."

"Pie, you slutty mare." Mint giggled, watching Pie devour nearly half of Josh's length with the first bob of her head. Mint's own mouth nuzzling against Josh's sac before kissing and suckling each ball at a time. "Taking in some much cock at once will make him cum too quickly."

"But I want to drink it!" Pie said in between bobs and breaths of air, her lustful voice only adding to the stimulation Josh was feeling.

Lifting her hands, Pie grabbed at Josh's own hands, gently placing them at the back of her head, letting his fingers grip into her pink, sweet smelling mane. Confused at first, Josh saw the pink hearts of a carnal craving in Pie's eyes; she wanted him to fuck her mouth as she sucked him. Looking then towards Mint, Josh saw she was looking at him in approval, almost silently telling him to face fuck her friend. Seeing how much they wanted it. Josh pulled at Pie's head, forcing her deeper on his cock. Bottoming out for a moment, Josh was amazed how well Pie was taking him. She was deepthroating him but wasn't gagging or choking on it.

More assure she was fine, Josh lifted Pie's head, then fucked back in. After a moment of adjusting, Josh was picking up a rhythm of fucking Pie's mouth, letting her warm and silky oral hole grip tightly on him. Josh could feel Pie's muffled moans echoing in her mouth, only massaging his cock as it moved in and out of her. Josh could see how much Pie was enjoying this; even with his human nose, he could smell Pie's arousal like a sweet nectar. Mint, on the other hand, scooted around, standing behind Josh. Her body was now bare naked, pressing her chest against his back.

"Pie loves being face fucked." Mint cooed, whispering into Josh's ear with a honeyed voice. Josh could feel her hands moving up his chest. Mint's caress was almost as pleasurable as Pie's deep throat. Josh knew these two were far more experienced than he thought. he could feel his body surrendering to their touches and whims. "But I don't want you leaving me out. How about I give you something I picked up from Pie?" Josh couldn't respond with words, but felt Mint's body slowly slid down his back. As Mint was back on her knees, she looked at Josh's tones ass and licked her lips in a sexual hunger.

Gripping his soft cheeks, Mint loved in, almost shoving her entire tongue inside Josh's asshole. Josh let out a small yelp at the sudden intrusion,  but within moments, he felt a new pleasurable sensation he had never known. Mint was skilled with her tongue, sliding it in and out like a slippery finger. But as Josh tried to turn his attention to Mint, he heard a faint giggle and felt Pie start to pick up her deepthroating. Before Josh knew it, he was unable to divide his attention. Pie at his front and Mint at his back, he was unable to hold himself back.

"It's okay." Mint mumbled in Josh's ass. One of her hands fondling Josh's balls. "Just let her drink it all."

Josh was unable to really hear what Mint was saying, but he did feel his orgasm rapidly approaching. He was about to bust in Pie's mouth. The slutty, pink mare knew it and only picked up the pace. Josh could hear the sloppy, wet sounds of her mouth pussy pushing itself against his cock. She was suckling at it as if she was trying to suck his very soul out of him. Mint, on the other end, pulled her tongue out, letting Josh's wet asshole twitch slightly. Smirking, the mare then slid her middle finger into Josh's asshole, fondling at his gspot. Once his sweet spot was touched, Josh grabbed at Pie's mane, pushing her down to swallow his entire cock. Pie's eyes shot open, and then glazed over, nearly rolling back, as she felt Josh unleash a torrent of cum.

"S-so much?!" Josh grunted, feeling how much of his spunk was being released in Pie's mouth. It was too much for her to handle as Josh could see some trickling down the side of her mouth. "She's sucking me so hard!"

Pie let out a muffled giggle as she used her strength to move her head up and down Josh's cock. Every bob of her head was accompanied by another gulp of cum. Josh could see Pie's throat expand slightly as she took in swallow after swallow; her cheeks puffed like a small, adorable animal. But just as he felt his orgasm dying out, Josh felt Mint playfully rub at his gspot again, making him fire off another shot down Pie's throat. With her little mischief spent, Mint moved away from Josh's ass and towards Pie.

"Aww look at you.: Mint teased, pulling Pie off Josh's limping penis. "All filled with cum, you must've drank so much." Mint started rubbing Pie's belly, and licking her lips. "I want a taste." Forcing her lips against Pie's, Mint's tongue slid in and grabbed at any remnant cum. The flavor made the mare shiver with delight, and Pie only moaned into her friend's mouth. "He was tasty wasn't he?"

"Yes...yes he was..." Pie moaned, a little weak from the passionate kiss. Her voice then let out a sudden groan as she felt Mint's fingers slid against her dripping cunt.

"And it looks like you're ready for his big cock." Mint teased, seeing how wet her friend was, and how hard Josh was becoming at the sight of this display. "Just lay on the bed and tell Josh how much you want it."

"Okay..." Pie moaned, shifting herself to lay on her back, her breasts heaving as she took each breath. Josh could see how much her pussy was glistening with mare juices. Pie's licked her fingers passionately before using them to part her lips. "Please fuck my slutty pussy. I need to be filed with your big dick!" Josh could see how Pie's eyes sparkled with almost hearts shining within,

Moving towards the bed, Josh crawled a little towards Pie, until he was over her. With his shadow resting on her body, Josh felt so big compared to the mare. She looked so helpless, so frail, it was as if she was a cute animal cornered by a lustful predator. Josh couldn't believe how much of a turn on this was for him. Wanting to put Pie more at ease, or at least slow down her adorable trembling, Josh leaned in to kiss at her neck. Pie moaned as she melted at Josh's touch, her hands raising to grab at Josh's hips, guiding him to her pussy. At the moment Josh's cockhead kissed Pie's pussy lips, Pie felt a sudden rush of pleasure. Seeing how ready she was, Josh pushed himself in. Pie was tight, but so wet that his cock was nearly swallowed whole. Mint only giggled as she saw Pie experience her quick orgasm.

"Such a naughty pony." Mint teased, now sitting at Pie's side. "He only put it in and you came already? What are we going to do to you?" Lifting herself, Mint relocated herself to be over Pie's face; her wet pussy and eager pucker stared at the panting mare. "How about you make me feel good Pie." With a small plop, Mint rested herself on Pie's face, letting the sultry mare's tongue shove itself in her pucker. "Oh yeah, eat my asshole like a good slut." Mint moaned, one hand feverishly fingering her wet pussy as the other rubbed against Josh's cheek. "Come here babe." Josh was pulled into a deep kiss with Mint, the mare's tongue danced with Josh's.

Josh felt his face melt into Mint's, but that was nothing compared to his cock. Pie's pussy was damp, warm, and was clamping down on him with such a comforting force. It was as if her own mouth was still sucking on him. But Josh's senses were everywhere at once. One moment, he was thrusting into Pie's pussy with reckless abandon, and the next, his focus lay on Mint's face against his and he had all but forgotten about Pie. Both mares seemed to only compete for his favor; each adding to their desire to please josh's body. Mint's mouth moaned into Josh's as she continued to masturbate and ride on Pie's face. Pie, on the other hand, was so sexually driven by each motion of Josh's body, that she had lost herself to care how she feasted on Mint's asshole.

"How does she feel?" Mint asked, her breathy voice echoing in Josh's ear. "Tell me how good Pie feels."

"She's so...tight...warm...it's swallowing me whole..." Josh groaned, he could feel how tightly Pie was on him; yet he could also feel her pussy invite him to fuck deeper. "I can't get enough."

"She has that effect." Mint giggled, looking down at Pie's shivering body. "Isn't that right slut? You love feeling so full of cock." Mint then let out a small yelp as she felt Pie's hands grab at her flank, squeezing her soft cheeks as she delve her tongue deeper. "Ohhh yeah...she loves this."

"But...I'm gonna...gonna..." Josh groaned, gritting his teeth as he felt a new orgasm growing.

"Go on." Mint cooed, now gently kissing and nipping at Josh's neck. "Cum in Pie's thirsty cunt. I want a turn too."

Josh leaned back, arching himself to give Pie a final thrust before unloading himself deep in her pussy. Pie screamed an orgasmic moan in Mint's delicious asshole as she felt herself being filled and warmed from within by Josh's cum. Mint only giggled at how cute Josh's orgasm face was. How innocent it looked as he gave Pie his naughty spunk. It made Mint blush and desire to tease him more. But now that Pie had, had her fill, it was now her turn. Getting off of Pie's face, Mint grabbed at Josh's shoulders, throwing him besides Pie on the bed. Before Josh could fully react, Mint was already leaning over his limp cock, stroking it like a jealous lover.

"Come on now." Mint teased, looking at Josh with lustful, yet focused eyes. 'Don't get limp on me yet baby." Despite how tired he was getting, Josh's cock still refused to stay down. Mint's eyes glistened deviously as she felt the cum and juice slicked cock spring back to life.  "We still have my body to fuck big boy."

Before Josh could even attempt to protest how tired he was, Mint was already lining up his cock to her lowering pussy. In an instant, Mint bottomed out Josh's cock inside her. Mint let out a low moan of pleasure, shivering with delight as she let the feeling of being so full of cock wash over her. But not wanting to let her rhythm die down, Mint started gyrating her hips; letting her soft, fuckable flank bounce and move over Josh's waist. Raising her hands, Mint grabbed at her large breasts, fondling and groping them as she began picking up her pace. Shaking herself with the skill of an exotic dancer, Mint moved and swayed like a cum drunk whore, yet held a degree of sophistication; as if she wasn't some ten bit slut.

"How does it feel to have a little...wiggle over you?" Mint asked, but didn't need to hear the answer. Josh's aw stricken face was all she needed. "Aww, you're so cute when you moan like that." Leaning forward, Mint kept up her rhythm but pressed her soft, sweaty chest on Josh's. "Just hold out a little longer, and I'll let you-"

Mint's words were interrupted by Josh's sudden thrusting upwards, his cock kissing at her cervix as it pumped more cum inside. Mint wanted to say something, but the pleasure of being came in made it hard to speak; but the sudden feeling made her arch her body back upwards. Raising her hands above her head, resting them within her mane, Mint continued to rub and grind against Josh's cock, letting as little cum leave her body as possible. even though he was cumming so much inside Mint's body, josh was mesmerized by how Mint's body shifted and bounced over him.

"Looks like you're enjoying this more than I am." Josh smirked, his words filled with confidence. Grabbing at Mint's hips, Josh started thrusting with much more rhythm. "Maybe I should get you to cum as much as Pie did."

Mint tried to remain in control, but having so much cum filling her womb, and how Josh's thick cock was pressing at her inner folds and cervix; it was too difficult for her to resist submitting. Mint only let out whorish moans as she felt Josh fuck her over and over. His cock was breaking her will to be more than a cock obsessed slut. Mint looked down at Pie, how she curled up in a euphoric afterglow. Mint wasn't sure if Josh felt that good, but Pie only looked like Josh was the best cock she'd ever taken. Mint's mind then returned to how good she felt. Josh's cock continued to fuck her, each thrust only drove her further and further into a sexual madness.

"How's it feel?" Josh asked, he was slowly becoming a little too cocky. But with how fucked silly Mint looked, it was expected. "Tell me how it feels."

"Oh Celestia it feels amazing!" Mint moaned, completely giving in to how good Josh was. "Your cock was made to fuck slutty mares! I can't get enough of it!" Mint felt another shot of cum fill her body. "There's so much cum, I can't...I can't...Mmmahhh!" Mint let out a loud moan as her orgasm drained her strength; her body fell forward and rested on Josh's chest.

After nearly a half hour of rest, Mint and Pie not only got back to servicing Josh's cock, but even took it a step further. Leaning against the headboard of the bed, Josh felt the immense pleasure of a double titfuck from both sexy mares. The sweet and warm cum covering their massive chest only provided the perfect lubricant; as well as the saliva that came from their mouths as they deep throated his cock. Still a little winded from their fuck, Mint and Pie were not going at the same speed as before. But they made up for it with vigor. As one went down to take in cock, the other only squeezed her breasts against it. Josh shivered as he felt his cock go through a pattern of dry and wet orgasms.

"Girls...I don't think I have any more in me." Josh moaned, feeling  himself cum again. "I'm completely dry."

"No way cutie." Pie giggled, her eyes flashing hearts as she licked at the cockhead, kissing Mint as she did so. "We want more yummy cum."

"That's right." Mint added, licking the cockhead and kissing Pie's luscious lips. "A cock this good doesn't come everyday you know."

"But I have you for the weekend right?" Josh asked, his face almost paler from all the orgasms. Both mares' eye opened wide with the revelation. In the midst of pleasure, they had completely forgotten about that.

"You have a good point." Mint said, releasing her hold on Josh and crawling up to cuddle against him. "The next couple days are going to be magical. Isn't that right Pie?"

"Magical, and full of yummy cock for our sexy bodies." Pie giggled in response, joining Mint to cuddle on Josh's other side. "I can't wait for more of Joshie's hard cockie."