With a wide stretch of his arms, Anon couldn’t help but smile as he walked through the Ponyville marketplace. The sun was shining, the ponies were bustling, and there’s a huge line that ran all the way through the town square.

‘Wait a second, what?’

Anon paused, looking toward the massive line of ponies and stallions,who were all smiling to one another with knowing glances.

“Huh?” he said under his breath. “What the hell is going on?”

One step at a time, Anon headed straight to the line of ponies, who casted him awkward glances when he approached.

“Hey guys, what the hell is this line for?” he asked.

A heavily-acned teenage stallion tried to speak, but his face grew red. Without a word, his gaze moved to the ground, too shy to speak. The blue haired mare in front of him decided to speak up for him.

“Don’t cha know, Anon?” the purple mare said happily. “It’s that time of year again! Princess Celestia is in her Estrus season, and she chose Ponyville as her rewarded city!”

Anon scratched his head in confusion, looking toward the line that extended out to city hall.

“Uh huh… So. Uh. Estrus. Is that where we have, like a tree and put presents under it or something?”

“More like, you give her YOUR tree, if you know what I’m sayin’,” said a stallion in line.

The purple mare from before stepped forward and threw him an awkward glance.

“Wait, Anon. How long have you been in Equestria?” she asked.

Anon shrugged and shook his head.

“Like, two months. What’s an Estrus?” he asked.

“Well, you see. There comes a time of the year when a mare goes into-”

“Human!” A strong voice called, causing Anon to jump.

He turned around and saw three royal guard approaching him with a stern look. He took a step back, and wondered if he should run. Before he could make a decision, they were upon him.

“The Princess has summoned for the human of Ponyville. Please follow us.”

“Hey!” the stallion in line called. “How come he gets to go to the front of the line?!”

The guard threw him a dirty look before placing his focus back on the human.

“Please come at once, Anonymous. We would prefer to not to keep the Princess waiting when she is in heat.”

“Uhhh,” Anon said, looking back to the mare who was speaking to him. “Why do I feel like this isn’t a good thing?”

“Go! Do it!” the mare said. “Tell me what it’s like! I’ve always wanted to know!”

“Uhm, okay?” he said, before the guards turned on the spot, heading back towards the town square. Putting one foot in front of the other, Anon moved to the front of the line with the guards. He glanced oddly to the other ponies in line and caught the frustrated glances of everypony else.

“Oh my God,” he said to himself. “I really should have picked something nicer than a t-shirt and jeans to wear. I didn’t expect to see the Princess today.” He looked up at a guard pleadingly, as if he were a drowning man looking for a lifesaver at sea. “Can I run home and change into a suit or something? I look like a frickin slob.” Anon picked at a spaghetti sauce stain as a guard snickered.

“Trust me, that won’t matter. You won’t need them long.”

“Huh?” Anon said, but his words fell on deaf ears.

“Why… Hello, Anonymous,” said a gentle, but strong feminine voice, which did nothing to assuage his sudden fear.

Anon turned back and saw a literal pile of dildos, rope, bondage gear, anything he could think of that was related to kinky times. Then, sitting in the middle of it all, was Princess Celestia in all of her pristine white glory. She smiled down at him with a knowing gaze, examining him, studying him.

“Okay, now this really feels like a snuff film,” he said.

“Do not be alarmed,” she said with a smile. “I’ve called you here for a reason. There’s no reason to stall for time. We are both very busy individuals.”

“Uh, sure?” Anon said, mentally archiving his to-do list of masturbate and throwing rocks at Angel Bunny for another day.

“See, you’re a very… exotic creature,” Celestia continued. “And given your short time in Equestria… I bet you haven’t been able to partake in relations with our kind quite yet, have you?”

Anon then stood very still, staring at the horse. At this point, all of the pieces of the puzzle should have fallen into place. There was the literal pile of sex toys. The way she was licking her lips and staring at your pants. The candles, the music, the sexy dress.

“What’s going on here?” he asked.

Celestia giggled to herself then rose to her hooves.

“Make love to me, Anonymous,” she said. “It’s the duty of any city I choose to fulfill my sexual desires during my Estrus season. Follow your fellow citizen’s example and have your way with me.”

Anon raised a hand in protest, but then swiftly dropped it. “Wait a second, how do I know I won’t contract… like. Pony Aids or something?”

Celestia gave Anonymous an incredulous look.

“Uhm… You… won’t?” she said in an unsure voice. “Don’t worry about it”

Anon folded his arms then stared at the ruler of Equestria. “Uh. No. That seems like a pretty big hole in this entire ordeal. I mean. This shit is what spreads diseases. Have you been tested? Have any of these people in line been tested? Not to mention… what if you get pregnant from this shit? It seems like a pretty damn big deal to me.”

“You need not worry about such petty things.” Celestia smiled, turned, then raised her flank in the air to you. “Now show me what humans like you can really do. Do not hold back.”

Anon made quick strides up to her, tearing off his socks in the process. His body suddenly realized that he was going to get laid, and his cock got ready for action, now that he wasn’t worrying about silly little immersion breaking things like STDs.

‘Holy shit,’ he thought to himself. ‘It’s been so long! I mean, shit. This is going to be a horse, but whatever. Tail is tail.’

Anonymous reached the Princess and instantly placed a firm grip on her plump, yet firm behind. Her tail moved aside, giving him the perfect view of that puffy pony ponut.

“Hurry,” she said. “Put it in already. I can’t take it any longer. I need you.”

Placing his hand on the base of his dick, Anon lined up his cock with her lower opening and plunged inside. Celestia paused, then remains quiet.

“Okay, enough teasing. Now the rest of it,” she said.

Anon looked down to his naked body, seeing him plunged to the hilt inside some royal pony poon. His stomach dropped to the floor as he looked back up at the Princess, who’s head was forward and ready for action.

“Uh. That’s it,” you said. “That’s all I got.”

The Princess stayed silent, her hair quietly flowing in some non-existent breeze.

“You’re kidding,” she said.

“Uh, no.”

“Ah... I see,” she said. “Well, I guess it will have to do. Do your thing, I guess.”

Anon looked down and began to thrust as deep and as hard as he can, but the Princess remained silent. He grunted and panted in pleasure, but Celestia looked away to a magazine on the side of the bed. She sighs, turning it open to a page and begins to read. She turned to him with a disgruntled gaze, then sighed before turning the page.

“Aren’t you getting… anything from this at al?” Anon gasped as he pushed himself harder.

“Eh,” Princess Celestia said. “It’s alright I guess. I mean, I guess you can’t expect much from other species. Tell them to call in the next one when you’re done.”

Anon growled under his breath. “Now listen here,” he said, grabbing her mane and pulling it back. “You will enjoy this, you fuckin’ got that, bitch?!”

Celestia looked back at Anon with shock, then smiled.

“Oooh. Kinky. Now we’re talking,” she giggled. “Keep pulling my mane, Anon. Make me your slave.”

Anon couldn’t help but internally fist pump. Anon pulled her hair back and plunged himself even deeper.

“Mmmph… Yes!~” Celestia groaned. “Spank me!”

Raising his hand up in the air, Anon brought his hand down on Celestia’s cutie mark, letting an audible clap ring out through the whole chamber. She cried out in a mixture of pain and pleasure before trying to catch her breath.

“Harder!” she panted. “Harder!”

Except, now Anon had a new problem. You see, now that Celestia was thrusting herself back on Anon’s cock, he tensed up. His body realized that his extremely long dry spell had not done any favors to his stamina. So, he already pushed himself to the brink of ecstasy.

He couldn’t afford to disappoint her again… he had to do something… and quick. He gritted his teeth and dug his fingers into Celestia’s flank.

“Alright, you slut. Are you ready for me to use you?” he said.

“Oh yes!” she cried out, “Make me your cum dumpster, Anon!”

Anon thrusted himself deeper and deeper inside then released everything he had into the white alicorn. She let loose a satisfied moan of pleasure, feeling the thick hot juice fill her up, before setting her eyes back on him. Anon gasped, just barely keeping himself on his own two feet. As he caught his breath, Celestia pulled herself away from him before addressing him.

“Well then, Anon. It seems you may have proved yourself somewhat useful after all,” she said gently. “But please do work on your stamina. These ponies are all so vanilla… I would love to have you make an extended stay next year.”

“N-next year?” Anon panted.

“Why of course,” she said. “But… do think of some harsher words to call me? Slut is used so much these days that it’s almost lost it’s meaning. Oh! And please have the guards send in the next pony on your way out.”

Anon stared at the alicorn, confused.

“You’re fucked up. You know that?” he said.

“See, now you’re already improving.”

“Have fun with your pony AIDS, bitch,” he said.

“See you next year!~” she said happily.

“Yeah, whatever.”

Anon turned away from Celestia and walked away, grabbing his clothes. He stepped aside, pulling on his pants as the guards nodded to him.

“Well that was dumb,” he said.

“I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that,” said one of the guards. “Just take the complimentary itching cream and be on your way, human.”

“Wait, wha-”

“Next pony, please!” called the guard, pushing Anon away.

Author's Note

This chapter was written by Flutterpriest!