WARNING: Random story imminent.

So if you didn't know before, please don't take this seriously. It's NOT meant to taken seriously. My next story however is a bit more serious. Take that one seriously. Seriously, do. But not this one. So with that being said here's the original one I wrote after just just waking up.

"Accessing memory sequence."

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This one time a dog came to mei and raped my cat. The mei cat was all juiced upo and readi to go and flew across the world three time before blowing up in a load of come.

The nthe dog said " go to the light." So I said "look at the map on the wall. Put your paws on where we are. No matter where I go We're just an inch apart. You interrupt and say…?" then the dog said shut teh fucc up and suck mai pie."

Then a unicorn came and butt fucked the dog in the eyeball and it was Twilight.

Twilight then told the dog that she was his mentor and that he was her density. (LOLZ) and then shit happened to mei because when I turned aounf I saw rainbow dash and her mare friend fucking each other's pinkie.

The ni was so happy I blown over the house and made a rainbow out of mei ass and pass some gas and it snapped in half. Mei friend deejaa was humping a wall when I found him with jerri. Jerri was so sad because he lost his fluttershy and that she might be lost somewhere.

Then I said "Is't a wet one just a wet one?" which jerri said "hellz nah!1" so I decided to blow up Fluttershy and make her into flutterbitcth and then fuck all night long.

That's when I awoke from a really, really weird dream. So I turned to face my mare friend, Fluttershy, who was kinda worried about me.

"Are you alright? You seem pretty shaken up."

"Nah, I'm ok." I said rising my hands up.

So she gently kissed me by the lips and lied down, While I stayed up to figure out why I dreamt what I did.