Fable 2: Equestrian Cove

"FLIP A BIT TO SEE WHO GETS FIRST MOVE, SISTER! Luna boomed.

"Albians are heads and Guards are tails." Celestia murmured. She flipped the bit with her magic

Heads

Tails

Heads

Tails

Heads

Tails

HEADS!

"THE ALBIANS HAVE FIRST MOVE!" Luna announced. While the guards stood their ground, Sparrow and his son could see them tremble just a little.

Sparrow had learned that his son had a Heroes guild seal, giving him the ability to relay their plan telepathically to each other.

'I'll start with a Chaos spell to disorientate them, problem though, I need to be in the middle of them for it to work.' Sparrow thought.

'I could launch a fire vortex to distract them while you get a close as possible.' His son thought back.

'That's good, do that.'

The crowd watched as Sparrow's son charged a massive fire vortex, crawling up his arms and shoulders, before launching it at the group of guards. Sparrow sprinted into the middle of the group, being burned in the process, and released a five-star Chaos spell.

Shining Armor danced.

Midnight Storm attacked Shining.

Feather Blitz was unconscious.

Spark Weaver scrubbed the floor.

The audience laughed, well, all but Twilight, who watched her brother dance and be attacked by his teammate.

Shining, Midnight, and Spark snapped out of their confusion and launched magic missiles, lightning, and blades at The Albians.

The equivalent of dropping a small rock onto a glass panel, cracks, but nothing serious.

'Blades?' Sparrow smirked.

'I'm going to weave Shock and Blades.' Sparrow's son smirked back.

Sparrow created several sharp blades and suspended them in air, The Prince did the same, except his were blue, and electric.

Twilight saw this.

'Three...two...one!' Sparrow and his son threw the blades forward, but before they could make contact they were caught in a purple aura. "What!" Sparrow shouted.

"That's cheating!" Prince pointed to the lavender mare with her horn alight in the same aura that held the blades in place. Celestia spotted Twilight disrupting the battle and teleported her to her side, also casting a block on Twilight's magic in the process.

Shining took the disruption as an opportunity to strike, he grabbed one of the suspended blades with his magic and jabbed it into Sparrow's throat.

"What a cheap shot. I face more than you going to get the paper in the morning!" Sparrow laughed. Prince saw his father with a blade in his throat and panicked just a little.

Basically he sent his strongest Shock blast directly into Shining's side.

Midnight tried to flank Prince and got a small hit behind the knee in before getting spotted.

'Sweep the leg, get him down.' Sparrow mentally shouted. Prince swept Midnight's legs from under him and followed it with a heavy elbow to the skull.

Sparrow removed the blade from his neck, sending it towards Spark. It hit and sent Spark sideways.

Two v two.

Prince put his palm on Midnight's neck and shot a Shock spell through him.

One v two.

Shining...well...what's a nice way to put this? He screamed like a little filly and ran out of the arena.

"The...Albians...win." Luna seemed disappointed.

"These are the 'men' protecting Equestria? Shameful!" Sparrow mocked. "The charges are dropped and me and Trixie can leave now."

"Wrong." Celestia had planned this from the start. "You attacked my guard, I now have reason to detain you for study."

"Your guard attacked a king, act of war, ladidadida, I'm leaving." Sparrow waved Celestia's charge off. Celestia put up a barrier around Sparrow and his son.

"We won fair and square! Let us go!" The Prince shouted. He also noticed the barrier flicker.

'Somethings odd with this barrier, it seems to turn on and off incredibly fast.' Prince thought.

'Fast? I have the remedy for that.' Sparrow smirked before blasting a time control spell, freezing the things around him and giving him enough time to climb the stands, get into the V.I.P box and stand behind Celestia before it wore off.

"So...you going to let us go?" Sparrow whispered into Celestia's ear, causing her to jump.

"Fine! Just stop startling me, please." Celestia felt her heart pound against her chest.

PART SEVEN: THE ASSHOLE, ER, PONY PRINCE

Several hours later Sparrow and his son attended a victory party, the only problem though, is that Prince Blueblood thought it was for him winning his polo tournament.

Basically.

Sparrow and his son on one side, the real guests of honor

And Prince dumbass, I mean, dickface, er, blueballs, dammit, Blueblood basking in glory that isn't his.

The elements, however, specifically Twilight, was asked to stay in an appointed area to lower the chance of any trouble.

"HeyTwi...what is ya problem Sparrow?" AJ asked, walking back from Sparrow's table.

"There's something off about him, something evil. I don't know exactly what though..." Twilight hung her head. "I can't believe I made Celestia mad at me..."

"Ya did kinda disrupt the match, if anyone else did that they'd be in a cell." AJ patted Twilight on the back.

"Look, Sparrows comin' to talk to ya." AJ got up and left, leaving Sparrow and Twilight.

"Sparrow, I'm so sorry I'm treating you so badly. I can only hope you can forgive me." Twilight chocked out.

"You really should be worried, soon everyone shall be gored upon the edge of my blade. This body is unstoppable. You will be spared to wallow in the darkness and evil, forever alone in a world drenched in shadow and pain. Enjoy the party... Twilight Sparkle." Sparrow took a breath. "Are you okay? You look a little pale."

"What was that! You just got all evil for a minute!" Twilight shouted.

"No I didn't, I was saying how it's not your fault for trying to protect your friends. What you did was completely understandable, but unnecessary. Anyways, I should go." Sparrow stood. "Your friends will die slowly and painfully.- Ainbow Dash is bragging again..." Sparrow laughed before walking back to his table.

"What in the name of Celestia's flanks was that..."

Hours passed by like minutes, Sparrow and his son told light stories to the crowd, Prince semenblood, er Blueblood, didn't cause in trouble, and Twilight was having a mini-panic attack.

You know, the normal stuff.

"Myeeesss, Polo is a difficult sport, not just everyone can do it." Blueblood laughed.

"You okay, dad?" Prince asked. (This is his name now...WHY DIDN'T THE GAME CREATORS GIVE HIM A NAME!)

"My head is killing me. Feels like something is trying to break open my skull..." Sparrow tapped his forehead. "I think I'll just go for a walk." Sparrow rubbed his temples while walking out with the newly freed Trixie.

"Princes are meant for a life of nothing but leaser." Prince heard Blueblood's conversation.

"What the hell is he going on about..." Prince murmured. "Who is that guy?"

"That's just Blueblood, the most egotistical pony in Equestria." Rarity grumbled.

"Ah, I see your deal...You thought he would be your knight in shining armor and he turned out to be a rat in a cheese suit." Prince laughed. "Happened so many times back in Albion."

"That's very close to what I thought." Rarity said, taking a sip of her drink.

"The daughter chased her own hero...never saw much of her again." Prince said nonchalantly, causing Rarity, AJ, and Rainbow to spit their drinks.

"You had a daughter?!?!?" They shouted in unison.

"Yeah, a son too, but they, uh, um, left, yeah, left..." Prince lied.

"Oh my aunt, PLEASE shut up so I can tell my polo stories!" Blueblood whined.

"Excuse me, you plot-hole, The Prince is lying about his no doubt wonderful children!" Pinkie exclaimed. "You are just a meanie pants!"

"I don't care about this freak's smelly dead children! Ponies came here to listen to my polo stories! You will be silent before I call the guards-" Blueblood let out a shriek as Prince held his sword to his throat.

"You do not talk about my children like that!" Prince boomed. Blueblood had struck a very sensitive nerve in his sentence. "You think being a prince is all fun and games yeah?"

Blueblood said nothing.

"ANSWER ME!"

"Of course it is! Nothing is serious until you become king!" Blueblood screamed.

"Wrong! Being a prince is about being willing to die for your nation!"

"Who said I wouldn't be willing to die for my nation?"

"Do you have a single scar that would tell truths?"

"N-no..."

"That was redundant!" Prince removed his knight chest pieces, revealing not only a toned, muscular body, but many gruesome scars given to him by his enemies. Also causing several pomfs to come from the Pegasi watching this confrontation.

"This is being a prince! Being able to fight for your people's freedom at the cost of yourself! I lost only one battle in my ENTIRE life, and you know what it cost me?"

"W-what?" Blueblood was on the verge of wetting himself.

"My children, and my mentor, and millions of my people! Being a prince is. Not. A. Game!" Prince put his blade away. "Don't let me EVER catch you talking like that to ANYONE ever again!"

Prince put his chest pieces back on and heard someone in the distance ask; "Did Blueblood just wet himself?"

"Sparrow, I really can't believe you fought the best military guards to help me stay out of prison." Trixie said.

"Yeah yeah, you're welcome, sorry, but please stop talking, every noise is ripping my head open." Sparrow coughed.

"S-sorry."

"It's not your fault, honestly. But in all seriousness...I've never felt this kind of pain before, like something is crawling around in my head trying to bust out."

"That's odd..." Trixie yawns. "Come on we should find a place to sleep for the night." Trixie suggested, bumping her flank against Sparrow's hip.

"Yeah, that, let's do that." Sparrow coughed again.

Trixie found a clean hotel and Sparrow paid.

"Make sure there are two beds."

AUTHORS NOTES

-This the fourth time I've written this.

-I took twenty minutes to remember how to spell 'back'....wtf.

Question!

What do you think is wrong with Sparrow, it is painfully obvious.

Yes.

That is all

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