Jack clutched the little pony figurine tightly. He had finally found one, this had to be it, like the one in the story. Taking it home, he fled the old magic shop as fast as he could and didn't stop until he had his front door dead-bolted behind him. Panting, half in exhaustion and half in excitement, he ran into his bedroom and put the little stone figure under his pillow and lay down on his bed.
Staring up at his ceiling, Jack cursed, he was far too worked up to sleep. After all, he was going to go to Equestria! Looking over at his pile of pony plush toys, he giggled and got back up. "I better take some things, don't want to wear all my clothes out too quick." It distracted his mind, packing, and it forced him to focus and think logically. Underwear, shirts… most of them pony-related, pants… not that he hoped to need those too much. The human giggled at the thought.
By the time he had a full case he was actually less calm and even more worked up, in more ways than one. The sun was down, his libido was up, but Jack wanted to have one more meal before he left. Bacon, eggs, a thin steak, some fried onions and a big fat sausage was the order, after all, if he ended up in Equestria he wouldn't be having a mixed grill again.
The food did its job, Jack patting at his full belly and feeling like he just wanted to curl up into a food coma. "Perfect." He walked into his bedroom, lay down on his bed and made sure one hand was wrapped around the handle of the suitcase as he drifted off to sleep.
Jack woke with a start, and for some reason he had arrived without his case, completely naked. He tried to get his bearings, quickly working out that he was in the middle of Ponyville!
"Oh, is that for me?" Lyra had trotted up to him, shamelessly leaning in to sniff at his exposed, and rampant, member. Jack nearly groaned and passed out as the mare took him in her mouth.
"Are you okay?" His brain fought the desire he felt, but something was wrong, how was Lyra asking him if he was okay with her mouth full of him? "I said, are you okay? I think he is unconscious, Bonny."
Jerking upright, his '20% cooler' shirt rumpled, Jack looked around. Sure enough, he was right where he thought he was, but he was fully clothed and while Lyra was there, Sweetie Drops was beside her and neither pony was sucking him off.
"Nope, unconscious normally means not awake and looking around, Lyra." Sweetie nudged her friend in the shoulder. "So, what are you? Some monster, come to rampage and steal all our tulips?"
Ponies, it seemed, were a little confusing, but it didn't matter to Jack, he had done it, he made it, he was in Equestria, in Ponyville. His lips pulled into a smile as he managed to climb up to his feet, lifting his case. "Uh, where is Twilight's castle?"
"Princess Twilight? Her castle is that way," Lyra gestured off to what Jack could obviously see, now, was the Castle of Friendship, "but if you are a monster, you probably don't want to go there, dealing with you freaks is kinda her job…"
Jack wasn't listening, he brushed off his clothes and set off toward the castle. Lesser ponies would not work, he wanted to do it just like he wrote in his story, Twilight and her friends would be his! "I'm coming!"
Mind racing with how to do this, Jack checked his case and found just what he wanted. Pulling out a small vial, he opened it and recoiled from the strong odor. "This should work, though!" He sprinkled a little onto his wrists, under his chin and, with a sadistic grin, he tipped the last of it down the inside of his pants. "In for a penny, in for a…" Jack grinned at the pun, "pound."
Marching up to the castle, he found the front door open and marched right in. A look around revealed no more pastel ponies but then he heard something. Following the voice, it resolved into many voices, talking. He picked out Twilight, Dash, Pinkie Pie's manic injections. Jake shuddered a little and felt himself already getting hard, just at the thought.
Twilight waved her hoof at the huge map. "All our marks are in-" She froze as she saw the oddest looking creature march right into the room. It looked like a human, with oddly patchy, pink skin, brown hair and a little patch of darker fur on his snout. "Uh, hello?"
"I am ready, Rainbow Dash can go first!" Jack undid his pants, letting them drop to the ground, revealing his erection to the mares.
"Oh sweet Celestia, what is that smell?" Rarity had a monogrammed handkerchief out and was fanning her nose. "Twilight, can't you do something about it?"
Twilight's jaw was hanging open, she was in pure shock.
"Might want to cover yerself back up, feller." Applejack smirked. "Not that you got much ta really hide."
"Got that right." Rainbow Dash lifted her hoof and got a clop from Applejack. "I mean, Big Mac is at least twice as thick as that little thing…" Five mares and a human stared at the sky-colored pony. Rainbow Dash blushed hotly. "Well, it is! Anypony would barely feel that!"
Pinkie pronked up to Jack, her hoof lifting to cover her nose. "It is a little small, but you know what they always say, it isn't the thickness of the stallion…" Jack grinned at this, thinking that he was at least going to get one sympathetic ear. "It is their length… oh."
Rainbow started laughing. "He would barely get in me with that thing… oh, look, it's getting smaller, how is that even possible?"
"And just what is that smell?" Twilight had taken to holding her own nose now, even though she was nearly all the way across the room. Jack's ego was about as small as it could be, but this had to work, he just knew it.
"Smells like tinkle!" Pinkie giggled, accidentally uncovered her nose, then gasped and made her plight worse.
"It's breeding hormones for horses. Just watch, you will go into heat and I will be irresistible!" Jack looked around at the mares, clearly waiting for the moment when they would give in to their base urges.
"Ah ain't no dog. Even Wynona don't just flip her tail for any old mutt." Applejack noticed Pinkie Pie had produced a cake, and had broken pieces off it to stuff in her nostrils. "Ah, Pinkie, mind if Ah have some cake… uh… too?"
She needn't have bothered, Jack turned tail… metaphorically, and ran from the castle, trying to pull his pants up as he went.
"Whoa now, what's gotten into you?" Thunderlane raised an eyebrow at the cursing human. "Slow down there." He flapped his wings, catching up to and keeping pace with Jack. "What's the matter?"
"It's not real, none of it is real!" Jack stopped suddenly, dropping to his knees as his pants, forgotten, fell down again.
"Life rarely is. What's the problem… oh, where are my manners. My name is Thunderlane, a pegasus." The pony's words were trying to tease at Jack to get some answers, and they worked.
Using one hand to try to pull his pants up, Jack grumbled. "Jack… just Jack I guess. I am a human."
"Tell me then, Jack the human, what makes you cry?" Thunderlane was off work for the rest of the day and, living in Ponyville, he would be a poor citizen if he didn't try to help somepony feeling down.
"I gave up everything to come here. I thought it would be like when I wrote about it. Twilight was supposed to get so turned on by the sight of me that she would turn around and beg me to screw her. Then I would move on, bang them all and make them my harem… or herd, or something." Jack sniffed at his hands, jerking his head away.
"Harem? Hate to tell you, but those mares are just about the oddest ride you would ever have anyway. Rainbow Dash lifts her tail as fast as she flies, Pinkie Pie IS as freaky as all the rumors and Fluttershy… I ain't even going to talk about what she is into…" Thunder shook his head. "Mares around here are crazy. Then you have Rarity, you know I don't think that flank has even been within ten feet of a real stallion… what is that smell?"
"Is there somewhere I could wash?" Jack got up and looked around, feeling about as down as he could get.
"Well, of course, I got a big tub." Thunderlane smiled easily, curling a wing around the human's back. "This way, you can have a good soak and rethink your plans with the crazy mares of this town." The stallion paused a moment. "And if you see Vinyl, tell her she just missed me…"
The bath was big, big enough that four ponies could fit in it. Jack figured Thunder entertained often, given his comments on the mares of Ponyville. "Want a drink of cider?" Jack jerked up, half asleep in the big tub, by the stallion's return. He nodded and reached out his hand to take the glass from Thunderlane's wing, brain briefly confused as to how the pegasus had held it.
"Thanks, you are great, Thunderlane. This wasn't all it was meant to be, but at least some ponies are friendly." Jack sipped from the glass, finding the cider to be lovely and dry, with a slight bite that faded well before a mouthful was swallowed. His eyelids got heavier and heavier, but the drink kept lifting up and tilting, Jack unable to stop before it was all gone.
Jerking awake, Jack looked around. He was laying down on a soft bed, a light blanket over him. His brain was a touch fuzzy, but he remembered Thunderlane taking care of him. "He is such a great stallion…"
"Glad you think so." Thunder was standing at the foot of the bed, causing Jack to jerk a little and look at him. "You said you wanted to come here to be in a herd, a harem?"
Jack laughed and reached a hand up to rub his neck, finding something soft but unforgiving there, wrapped around his neck. "I… why is there a collar on me?"
"Wish granted, filly." Thunderlane stepped around the bed, wing reaching out to clip a leash to the collar of the surprised human. "You get to be in my harem, okay?" The leash tugged at Jack's neck and in his dazed state he crawled forward onto all fours. Thunder climbed up on the bed too and Jack saw it, a huge and scarily-long pony shaft, attached to the stallion and swaying, fully engorged, under him.
"But… but I am a guy, a stallion!" Jack wanted to crawl away, to flee, but when the leash was jerked he seemed to feel a little more dazed. "Please just let me go, I don't want… I mean, I want… but not like-"
The human's words were stifled as Thunderlane climbed up on his back. Terror filled Jack, he wanted to beg more, to plead with the pony that it wouldn't fit and would hurt him. But then the pegasus shoved forward and the huge blunt end rammed up against Jack's rear. The leash was between Thunder's teeth now, and he twisted his neck to pull the human back a little more.
The end of the hugely oversized shaft pushed into the human's relatively tiny rump, Jack started to cry out in agony, only to find there was no actual pain. Then Thunder rammed his hips forward and Jack was filled to capacity, beyond capacity, but only half the huge length. Unable to voice his protests, every time Jack opened his mouth to beg the stallion to stop, he was caught gasping or whimpering instead. Hanging his head, he looked back between his back legs.
Each shove the big stallion gave rammed another inch home, and Jack could see the swelling in his belly as more of the pony found a new home in his colon. What was worse, if Jack tried to pull away, Thunderlane would tug back on that enchanted leash, distracting him with fuzzy thoughts and leaving him unable to fight the sudden urge to push backwards.
Pleasure rose, unwanted, within Jack. The stallion was pulling back and shoving forward again, over and over, and Jack felt a part of himself wanting it. Looking under himself, he could see his thighs stained with arousal that was all belonging to the stallion. His own length was completely limp!
The stretching only got worse, his rear bulging comically fully, before Thunderlane unloaded, bucking a few more times and flooding the hapless human full of hot seed. Left without his own release, panting in shock at what had happened, Jack felt Thunderlane's snout at the side of his head. "Poison joke, I got a special mix, made it just right. Unless you get the antidote, you aren't going to be breeding anything, filly."
Thunderlane nipped the human's ear, getting a little yelp from Jack. "Besides, you wanted to be in a herd, now you are!"
Author's Note
I hope you liked this silly idea-turned short story. Don't be too down on Thunder, he is just making sure this poor human has his wishes fulfilled!
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