Author's Note

Oy, I'm getting these out later and later huh? This time it's my fault. Deleted the chapter by accident and had no extra copy. Rookie mistake I know right? Well, enjoy!

Rules

I open my eyes to see a guard waiting in front of me, motioning me to get up with his spear and then proceeds to whinny and neigh at me

“Alright, alright” I say in an annoyed, sleep deprived reply.

I grab the necklace lying on the nightstand next to me, put it on as well as my clothes. I check my pockets to make sure I have everything I entered this world with. My earbuds, generic cheap smartphone from Cricket I can’t even remember the name to, my wallet and finally my late grandmothers pocket knife that I always carry with me

Always found it funny that such a little old lady liked to collect pocket knives. I suppose she did carve wood a lot but jeez, scared the neighbors. Until I find a way to charge my phone I suppose I won’t waste the battery. I’m sure magic can be used but I have to learn it first. Now it’s time to go face sunbutt and moonbutt.

“Let’s go then, Dawn Sentry right?” I ask, remembering the first guard’s name.

He looks at me surprised and nods while guiding me back to the throne room where I find a very tired Luna and stern faced Celestia.

“Hello there Princesses, how is everything?” I say with a bright and cheerful tone.

Luna smiles with as much energy as she has left. “I’m a bit tired but I need to be here to hear what you have to say and see you off to Ponyville.”

I nod happily at her and turn to Celestia for her answer

Celestia looks at me closely and gives a small smile back before replying. “I am fine Devan. A bit concerned about your trip and stay at Ponyville. I need the balance of Harmony to sustain itself. I have questions and rules as well as some gifts for you later. There is a catch though, you must follow every rule and answer every question truthfully if you are to stay in this land. Do you understand?”

What am I? A child? Of course I understand.

“Ask what you need to and set the rules you must.” I say with a slightly offended voice.

Celestia grins a bit and pats my head. “Good job! Now, you know the drill?” she says as her horn lights up.

Celestia clears her throat before she begins to talk. “If what you said was true before that we were in a show and you know future events, can you tell us about the show a bit?”

Huh, I suppose I can answer that.

“Of course. It was a show made for children, specifically females in mind at least. In every episode a moral was taught and showed the adventures in this world. These were centered on six ponies and a small dragon you might know.” I say with a smirk towards the end of my explanation.

Celestia smiles a bit. “So the show is used to teach lessons to the beings in your world? Well that is just pleasant. I suppose nothing bad could come out of that.”

Heh, if you only knew of all the rule thirty-four on my world… You’d be saying much different things oh Molestia.

“Any other questions you have for me Princess Celestia?” I ask innocently.

“How many iterations of said show are there? Usually we have plays here and there are plenty of sequels. It sounds as if these T.V. shows on your world have plenty of sequels. Also, how far in the future do you know of?” Celestia asks quickly while staring at me eagerly.

“As for the show, when I left there were six seasons or parts to the show. The first, second, fourth, fifth and sixth had twenty-six smaller parts to them that were released to the public every week once a year. Season six wasn’t finished yet and was only a couple episodes or parts into it. There were also a couple movies made about the series. I’ll talk to you about that later if you don’t mind; it’s a bit of a weird series of movies. As far as how much I know? It’s hard to tell. I’ve seen only two winters in the show but even I don’t know where the series was when I left. I didn’t see much besides the first two parts of the sixth season. Sorry, I don’t know anything about the time that passes within the show.” I say while nervously scratching the back of my head.

Celestia looks down and sighs while Luna walks up to me smiling

Jeez, look more disappointed there Princess.

“Yes Luna?” I say apprehensively.

“I think my sister asked what she wanted to know, so now it is my turn. Will you guide us when things go awry and help us find a solution for any problem that happens in the show? I know you cannot directly tell us what is wrong or what is happening in order to protect everypony, but surely you can direct us when said events are happening?” Luna asks calmly.

I nod gently and smile

That’s what I was going to do anyways. Clever Girl.

“I will of course help out as the events are happening in this world. I just can’t tell you when something is going to happen. I can guide you to what happened in the show so everything remains the same, though I doubt I have to do that. Your instincts will probably take over and I won’t be needed then.” I reply confidently.

Luna seems appeased with this answer and nods her head.

“Anything else? You don’t have to ask questions about purely the show. I mean come on, I’m from a different world!” I say loudly while holding my arms outward in a show of entertainment.

Celestia chuckles a little bit while Luna looks at me in a confused manner.

Hah! Made that sun shine a bit brighter!

“No, no…. I believe we are fine. Like I said before you will probably be asked many questions by Twilight. Now, we have five rules for you to follow. Break any of them, and there will be consequences.” Celestia says in a serious manner covering up her previous lapse in it.

Oh boy… Well, I expected this. I hope it’s not too bad.

“No use of dark magic unless sanctioned, chaperoned or taught by Luna or myself. No harming innocents unless proven guilty by either Luna or myself. Of course you may defend yourself if somepony of evil intent tries to hurt you.” Celestia says to assure my worry.

Jeez, I’d hope I can defend myself… No dark magic unless taught by Luna huh? Meh, I can’t even use regular magic let alone that so….

“No committing crimes against Equestria or its citizens. I will give you our list of laws soon enough. Also, you must live with Rarity and ONLY Rarity at this time. She will be teaching you magic as I said before, and was generous enough to offer such shelter. She is also there to watch you, so if you decide to leave and live somewhere else… I will make sure you are put in a place where I can watch you myself.” Celestia raises her chin up at the last part of her sentence in a superior way.

I nod quickly to affirm my understanding of what she said

I mean I know she is scared I’m gonna turn out evil or something but she doesn’t have to be bitchy about it….

“Finally, you are not allowed to fall in love with an Element of Harmony.” Celestia says after I nod my head.

"What?" I say in disbelief.

“I said you are not allowed to fall in love with an Element of Harmony.” She says again.

Crap, I was thinking out loud?

“I have one question. Not that I WOULD do that and if I did, it would be on purpose but… Why is that not allowed?” I ask, confused.

“If an Element of Harmony is in love, they will get distracted and make decisions that are for the benefit of you instead of this world. I know that sounds harsh and quite unfair but that’s the truth. We all need them to be focused on protecting the world, not being in love. Perhaps later on they can be, but now? They need to be there for the world.” Celestia says as bluntly and clearly as possible.

Well, no waifu for me eh?

“I agree to these terms Princess Celestia.” I reply with a serious tone in my voice.

She nods and smiles gently

“Then I guess you better get packing. Oh, we sent guards to drop your gifts in your room. Instructions are coupled with each one. Treat them well Devan. I will see you sometime soon.” Says Celestia as she walks away into another room behind the throne.

Luna smiles warmly at me and does the same

Welp, time to get to know the Mane six.