Nunchucks' trolltasic short stories

Well those were two of many short stories. I put them here because even though I love them, I can't make them reach the thousand word minimum without making them dull or boring. Besides even if through some incredibly unlikely miracle I was able to stretch them out I still feel like these were destined to be short stories based off of the idea alone. Besides that making these little minifics longer would require that I actually get off my ass and try, and since my ass is comfy right where it is, that just cannot happen.

I hoped you like them.

Please leave any criticism, stories you'd like to see in the future, or just wacky comments.

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