The Everfree Mansion.

by Haloboy11721

The New Hou~ Mansion Guest.

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' it's been about 6 hours since the last time I trolled Celestia.

man, I'm bored. '

not even 3.14159265. seconds later the main door was being knocked on. hard.

hmm.? a mansion guest.? yay..... wait.. ( GASP ) a Renter...

I moved past all of the furnisher and got to the door in about ..hmm. 7 seconds, you got to give me credit I was all the way on the other side of the mansion.

anyway. I looked thru the peephole and I saw ... trees and rocks, as well as the pathway from the nearby town of pony ville to the mansion....

I forgot that they were pony's so I decided to look through the lower peephole instead.

what I saw did not surprise me, A RENTER! a black coated one. with purple mist coming out of his eyes, as well as a somewhat red horn.

a rather longhorn as well. again no pun intended.

and so I opened the door and said.

'HELLO!.'

the pony spoke in a rough voice filled with ice and cold-heartedness. I really like this guy already.

' ah, hi, uck. are you renting this place?

' yes indeed I am good sir, would you like me to show you around the place.'

' ahh. sure, why not. '

' GREAT!  follow me '

22 minutes later.

' and this is the 400 and 28th {428} bathroom.

' ahh!. I have already seen to last 400 and 27 {427} bathrooms, there is no need to show me anymore. just show me a room. '

' whatever you say, but you're missing out on a lot of great bathroom action man.

' ahh. whatever. just show me a room'

' whatever you say good sir. '

2 minutes later.

' and here is one of the many guest rooms, you can sleep here. eat here. bathe here. drink here. and ~

' STOP! STOP WITH THIS MADNESS. '

' ok, ok jeez, so anyway. what brings you to my mansion? '

' oh you know running from the equestrian law and all that, also trying to make my revenge plans for the Future. '

' hmm, I know what that's like. '

' you do?'

' ya, let's just say I have a very long history with sun-butt. '

' really? I thought that I was the only one who hated Celestia. '

' Nah you just got to look in the right places, you know? '

' no, I don't. '

6 minutes went by of the 2 of us talking about how we can destroy Celestia in the best of ways.

it was only when silver spoon got home did we even try to stop laughing at the things we both said, that we will never repeat in public.

' oh hey, it sounds like my daughter is home. would you like to meet her?.

' ya, why not! '

we made our way through the mansion, to where silver-spoon is most of the day beside's her room. the old library.

I already read all of the books in there, many of them full of knowledge that in the wrong hands..... hoves.. can be used to destroy the world. but to be honest I don't care if anyone reads them, I mean it's not my business to stop them..... for the most part anyway.

and so we arrive at the library, it was stack full of books more so than the books in the entire canterlot archives or even the crystal empire's library combined, or even on the rest of the planet for that matter.

we saw her sitting at one of the old tables, reading a book called.

' how to become a Wizard for beginners.

and stacked next to her were four books called.

' how to take over the world without killing anyone for aristocrats. '

' how to use magic without a horn. '

' how to be a more powerful Wizard then star swirled the bearded. by king Sombra. '

and

' how not to die from magic when you don't know how to use it, for beginners. '

' hey there kiddo, trying to take over the world I see. '

I said while making the most trollish grin anyone, besides silver. has ever seen before. '

' ha, just kidding, so I want you to meet our newest and currently only renter.

she looks over at us and says

' hello.'

the renter says

'hello young one, my name is ex-king Sombra.'

'Sombra.... hmmm. the very Sombra that made this book here?. '

she shows him the book.

' ahh yes. how did you get that? I only made 1 copy of that, and the original accidently got burned in an explosion. '

I don't know, ask my dad, he's the one who got all these books.

she looked back at her book and continued reading, not caring of our presents.

'soo. umm, how?.'

' shhh. I'll never tell '

I then winked at him with a smile.

'Right, so how did you get the rest of these books then? '

' well, I may have cheated at some things in order to obtain all these tomes, scrolls, and books of ages past.'

' what do you mean cheated?'

' hmm. what? oh right, sorry I spaced out there. um, I can't tell you. '

' and why not? '

' because I will need to kill you if I do.......... AH HAHAHAHAHA, JUST KIDDING! '

'.. ha.... funny... '

'well ok then. you've met my daughter, so now we can go an ~ '

' how did she even become your daughter in the first place? '

I whispered to myself (oh no) and looked over at silver.

silver spoon stopped reading and tensed up, she slowly closed the book and walked away to her room. looking sad.

' umm. come here man. follow me. '

the pony looked a little confused, but did not question me, and just followed. I lead him down to my private study, I never use it. it's more of a spare room if anything.

' ok man, one thing I need to tell you right off the back. no, more like 2 things I need to tell you. 1. NEVER ask why she is my daughter. 2. never ask or say ANYTHING about her real parents, you got that. '

' ya, but. what happened? why did she look so upset? '

' .... (sigh) ..., you see it all started 13 years ago. '

' silver spoon was only 4 weeks old at the time, she was.... she was left in the ever free forest, '

' her parents didn't want her, she was out there for 2 days before I found her. crying, starving, hurt, alone and almost dead. '

I was almost about to cry.

' I took care of her for the last 13 years of my life, she was an angel, she never got into trouble, and she would even help me with the dishes, and she would help with anything else she could, like when I was tearing the skin off that one guy who tried breaking into my mansion. oh, how cute it was when she brought me the bone saw, anyway, she is still an angel to me.

' and ever since that day, I vowed to help any pony that is in need, and punished the deserving, and if I ever find her parents, I will not show them mercy. '

the renter named Sombra was almost unfazed by the revelation. but deep, deep down his heart was hurting. very, very much, not just from the pain of the 1000 year banishment he went through, but from this sad tale just told in front of him.

' well, that was.... something'

the renter called Sombra wiped a single tear off  of his muzzle.

' ya,.... tell me about it. '

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