Pinkie and The Fudge Monster
Pinkie and The Fudge Monster
It was a normal day in the human world where BlackGryph0n was still angry that flash took twilight from him and where Rainbow Dash keeps spamming 20% cooler memes on her twitter.
Pinkie was walking down town to the corner store to buy some grapes. Whilst she was walking, she noticed Sunset buying lemon shaped grenades.
"If life gives you lemons, give them to your enimies and watch them blow up!" Said the lemon hand grenade vendor.
"Sunset!" Screamed Pinkie.
"What!" Yelled Sunset.
Pinkie had been messing with Sunset for about 2 weeks already.
"What are those!"
"They're lemon hand grena-" Pinkie cut off Sunset before she even finished.
"NO NO NO. YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG SUNSET!" Exclaimed Pinkie.
"WHAT IS IT THIS TIME PINKIE!?" Questioned Sunset, fustrated at Pinkie.
"Why do you have lemon grenades! You should have grape grenades!"
"But I-"
"No excuses Sunset! You will have to learn!"
"Learn wha- AH" Pinkie grabbed Sunset faster than the eye can see.
"Pinkie! Why am I at your house?" Asked Sunset, unprepared for what pinkie might do.
"I'm going to show you two types of fudge. White fudge and brown fudge. Choose wisely Sunset, or else!"
"Or else what?"
"No questions!" Yelled Pinkie, aggressively.
Sunset choose the brown fudge because she thought that if she choose her least favorite, she'd be out of this mess.
"Sunset! What has become of you!" Shrieked Pinkie, frightened at Sunsets choice.
Sunset immediately knew she was f***ed.
Suddently, out of nowhere! A giant plop of brown fudge appeared.
"Ou caused this Sunset. You have unleashed pure evil into our world!"
"What!?" Screamed Sunset.
"WE HAVE TO KILL YOU NOW SUNSET. WE HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT OF YOUR MISSERY!"
"What!!!!?" Sunset was legit freeking out.
"SUNSET." Pinkie got up, grabbed a butchers knife out of her hair, and started to run after Sunset. The Fudge Monster just stayed still, not moving and inch.
Sunset ran for her life, and ended up in the Police Department. The police where still there for patrol outside, so she was safe from the wretched Pinkie.
Pinkie appeared out of no where and took a chance to swing at Sunset, but missed by an inch. The police immediately saw this and attacked Pinkie. Pinkie was overcome by the police and was arrested for assult.
"F*** you Sunset! I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME."
1 day later.
"Sunset was scared for life by what happend yesterday and hasn't sleeped at all last night. She heard a knock on her door.
Then, there was a quick swing of a knife and blood went everywhere!
Sunsets dog was just murdered in front of here eyes!
"What the hell Pinkie!"
"F*** you Sunset!"