Reading over a hundred different human in Equestria fanfics can prepare you for a lot of things, if you have an open mind. It's been a wish of mine for just about the longest time now to go to Equestria, and seeing so many different situations, I'm starting to not really give a damn about how it happens. One wish upon a star later, and... suddenly, I'm the Tantabus. Before Sunset Shimmer even becomes one of Celestia's students. As well, it seems not all things are as I imagined them to be, with the Tantabus bearing secrets and Nightmare Moon having surprising connections. Just how will things turn out? I'm ready to find out. How about you?