EG: Celestia-Bucking-Damnit

by elswordlu

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Equestria Girls, Random
Length: 224

Pinkie gets a little too annoying...

[Rated Teen for mild swearing.]

Pinkie is funny, but do annoyance and laughter mix? Certainly not.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-23 18:20:51 UTC

Pinkie, Stop It!

It was an afternoon at Canterlot High. It was Recess, so most of the kids played games, but Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle were sitting on the bench.

"Twilight, have you seen Pinkie?" Sunset asked. Just then, Pinkie bounced by.

"Hey girls!" she boomed, tooting a party horn. "Did you know what Applebloom said to Flash today!? 'Oatmeal, are you crazy!'"

Twiight groaned, "Of course I knew that."

Buck, Sunset thought to herself. Not this again.

The next day, at lunch, Twilight waited on the line. Pinkie skipped by her.

"I'm hungry." Twilight said, patting her tummy.

"Hello hungry, I'm Pinkie Pie!"

Buckity buckity buck. Twilight thought to herself, making a scowl.

When she went to the lunch table with her, Rarity was fuming. Twilight knew why, because Pinkie was making funny faces.

"Pinkie, stop it." Twilight firmly said, and Pinkie looked at her in surprise.

"Why? It's harmless!" she said back, making a face at Twilight.

This really ticked Sunset off. She grinded her teeth. Her skin got all wrinkly. An ember burned in her eyes. Finally...she said it.

"CELESTIA BUCKING DAMNIT!"

Unfortunately, everybody heard her. And just then, Celestia said over the loudspeaker, "Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, and especially Sunset Shimmer, please come to my office.

Sunset groaned in reply, Twilight face-palmed, and Pinkie winked with a giggle.