some short stories

by mr xlu

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Human
Length: 194

a bunch of random stuff

lots of little Ideas that aren't big enough for single one

Any ideas for one tell me it and ill most Likely write it

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-25 06:41:58 UTC

A Simple man

All Yin wanted was live a normal life get married have kid have grandkids  but no the universe had to fuck him in the ass oh send him to a land of pony chicks there are no men NO MEN, ya its Grate and all but come on and so he got curious on how they reproduce  Twilight Sparkle was the most helpful 'because its fun teaching ponies who nose shit ' fucking liar liar a liar I say a liar.

So when she finally  showed him he was surprised like who wouldn't be when they see BOTH SEX ORGENS on a females body, so Yin did what  any normal man would do he ran as far as he could past the houses past the trees past rivers tell he came to canterlot the highest place he new. Yin began to slow down the closer he got to the cliff he stopped joust at the edge he looked of then jumped

He thought multiple thing's

his love for reading

how he came to this hellhole

how he was now entering paradise

Happiness

He hit the ground where he was liquidated to a bloody mess