Author's Note
Dedicated to Hulk Hogan, Spock, and Obama.
internet sensation rob
Chad woke up, his 1-incher still lodged into the side of his Miku-chan fuck pillow.
He checked his Nokia 3310 for the time: 1:42 AM. It was real nigga hours and Chad knew he did not belong to the real nigga society. Because of this, Chad lowered his ginger head onto Miku-chan’s breasts and began to doze off again, suckling lightly on Miku-chan’s nipples.
Amidst his sleep, he felt a warm liquid splash against the back of his mouth. Chad swallowed, as that’s what he’d normally do if he felt a thick goo flood into his mouth. After all, he knew the taste.
Chad woke up coughing, his mouth was sore and he’d been stripped of all his clothes. What’s more, he was not in his weeb den with his Miku-chan. This distressed him, for without his waifu Miku-chan, his self-esteem sunk to an all-time-low. Tears began to well in his eyes; the loss of his waifu would surely cripple him for some time, or at least until he could find another object to rub his junk against.
Braeburn, being a stalwart stallion, knew he could not overlook the cry of a child. He rushed through the orchard searching for the source of the screeching. He found an overweight weeb-lord lying there. However, he was hornier than fuck so he rushed in with his mighty thick really impressive I-mean-really-it’s-just-fucking-massive-holy-shit-dude-it-was-like-3-feet-long-god-damn horse cock straight into the crying child’s puckered anus. He penetrated the limp dick motherfucker with a grunt and started to trust his Applewood smoked bacon back and forth. His ripe apples started to slam into Chad's ass leaving red apple scars on his sweet candy ass-cheeks. Chad had began to wail harder, his beaten asshole now bleeding. He began to plead for mercy.
“Kudasai Braeburn-kun, don’t cum between my pork buns.” Chad screeched.
“Plead more, swine.” Braeburn retorted “I love it when they squeal!”
Braeburn began to speed up the thrustin’ and prepared to finish. He was going to stuff this pig with his apple sauce. Braeburn’s apples began to leave deep imprints in Chad’s ass. They both knew that it was time and so Braeburn came with the force of 1100.1 men. Braeburn’s ejaculate shooting a hole straight through Chad’s body and into Canterlot Castle, effectively killing Princess Celestia (sniped by semen).
Chad woke up, his ½-incher flooding the room with his semen. His seminal fluids draining down to the floors below, he decides it’d be better for him to venture back into the dream realm once more.
Chad woke up in Cloudsdale and started to fall but a strange strapping stallion caught him from his early demise. That stallion was Soarin who was also as horny as Celestia when she looks at cake and boy let me tell you that shit ain’t fucking good yo. Chad know’s what is going to happen to him and so he prays to any god that is listening to help him in his blight.
Soarin whilst flying put his pee-pee in Chad’s bum-bum. Chad gasped in both pleasure and terror at the mounted pegasus. Soarin was soarin’ through the skies of Cloudsdale showing off his prize to all of the citizens, but Chad was starting to slip off of Soarin’s control stick so Rainbow Dash flew up and shoved her futa-cock into Chad's mouth to keep him on Soarin’s dick. This made all the stallions cum so much that they kept filling him up until he created a white hole (it's a real thing I swear) from the semen, causing them all to die.
Chad woke up, his ¼-incher inverted into his body from the sheer pleasure he’d experienced in the past two minutes. This meant that it was 236 AD; it was still real nigga hours and Chad knew if he did not return to his slumber the dark ones would come and make him suffer for trespassing on sacred time. Reluctantly, Chad rested his head again, squeezing his moist MIku-chan body pillow tightly.
Chad fuckin’ awoke in Canterlot High. He was tied to a bed (haha you thought it would be something kinky you fuckwits) in a dimly lit bedroom. Chad shook frantically, attempting to loosen his bindings, but it only seemed to make them tighter. Out of the corner of his eye, he could recognize the outline of the fabulous and excellently valued whip-do™ (Buy 2 for $49.99 [Plus $12.99 shipping and handling] and we’ll throw in one of our patented quad-dildos AND a 3L bottle of magicgasm™ extract for FREE!!!) Chad began to panic, but sudde-(BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! Order within the next 3.14159265358979323846 hours and we’ll throw in a life-size, fuckable, PVC statue of Solid Snake from the famous basketball documentary Boku no Pico [Hawaiian Beach Speedo Ver.] for only an additional $199.99!)-nly, another whip-do™ struck his left cheek (I'll let you decide which one ;) )
He turned his head to the right and there she was. It was none other than Rainbow Dash her fucking self and my god is she packing HEAT. Chad could see the big bulbous phallus that hung from Rainbow Dash’s lower torso.
“Hello fucknugget, I am going to rape you because reasons” Said the Rainbow haired futa monstrosity. After she said that, she started to awaken her beast by rubbing her 7ft long shlong making it grow longer and wider.
Chad was astonished at her now fully erect 9ft long 5ft wide penis that was now on display about 6 inches from his face.
“Rainbow dash, waht are we going to do in the bed?” said Dumb Fuck
“Pomf” went bed as Rainbow dash “Pomfed” him. Rainbow Dash then took her massive throbbing horse cock and shoved all of her length down his scrawny neck choking him in the process.
“MPHFFFF” said Chad around a mouthful of hot, sweaty, bulbus, dominating Horse cock.
Rainbow dash then sped up the thrustin’’ in Chad’s scrawny weeaboo mouth her sweaty bullsek slamming into his eyes thoroughly blinding him and providing her pleasure. Then ALL HELL BROCK LOSSE AS SHE CAME WITH THE FORCE OF 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000005654654324132165231435132132165321321.135521.000000000000000000000666666523000000000.1111111111420(233x5)^9 man STAIGHT DOWN INTO HIS GAPING SLUT MAWtH.
Chad feeling her release started to milk her like the teeny-tiny babby man he is.
And then Rainbow Dash adopted chad after the great dicksuck of o’16 then they were happily ever after.
But then he woke up.
For the last time
He drowned in his own tears.
;)
