Life of a Pie

"No, no, no! This is all wrong! This isn't what I planned!"

Pinkie Pie dug through the kitchen drawer as she looked for her party-planning kit. Her heart was beating fast, her eyes were wide, her pupils were contracted, her ears were pulled back, her mane was deflated, her teeth were gritted, and her eye and ear twitched ever so often.

Her family was reverting back to normal, like they always had been before her little party. It had been her first, and it just so happened to be thrown in the silo.

Pinkie's Pie right ear twitched once more before she let out a sharp yelp. She jerked her left hoof back, her ears slowly perking up as she stared at the long cut leading from her wrist up to the horizontal middle of her forearm.

Pinkie quickly licked her wound to clean off the blood now seeping through the new cut. Her heart skipped a beat, seeing that she liked the taste. She winced in fear as her mane suddenly poofed up.

The pink earth filly looked down to see what had cut her. It was a slightly opened pair of scissors. She picked it up with her right hoof, examining the extremely sharp and now bloody-bladed tool.

Pinkie Pie grinned wide, dropping the scissors into the drawer which she closed afterwards. She quickly ran into the bathroom to bandage up her arm.

The youngest Pie had an idea. She liked the taste of blood a lot and she wanted more, but she couldn't keep stealing her own. Pinkie Pie noticed that her family was slowly growing to love sweets.

"So many ideas are popping into my head right now!" sang the excited filly. She was going to get blood, and maybe even organs, from other ponies and put them into cupcakes. Pinkie Pie walked back into the kitchen to bake some cupcakes for her family.

"So! How are they?" asked Pinkie Pie, swinging her hind legs back and forth as she sat on the kitchen counter, smiling down at her two older sisters.

Kinkie Pie had already finished her cupcake, but Maud was simply staring at her own after taking the second bite. Kinkie grinned and Maud simply gave a small smile.

"They're awesome!" Kinkie Pie squeaked at the same time Maud said "They're lovely." Pinkie Pie giggled and clapped enthusiastically, grinning wide and briefly closing her eyes.

"I've added a super special super secret ingredient!" she informed her sisters. "So they're not entirely normal cupcakes."

Kinkie Pie was quite curious, but she decided not to push her sister into telling them the secret ingredient. Otherwise, of course, it would no longer be secret.

As she dragged the unconscious earth filly to the large hidden cave, Pinkie Pie breathed heavily. She had gotten her supplies such as tables, tools, and even an old empty chest by either stealing them from houses and even the nearest hospital at nightfall or paying for them when she got enough bits from selling her bland cupcakes.

"Hmm...What can I use?" Pinkie Pie thought to herself, staring at the filly's closed eyes. She moved her eyes to her victim's cutie mark, finally realizing how pretty cutie marks truly were.

Pinkie grinned, grabbing a knife from the chest and carving a circle around her victim's mark. She slowly and carefully peeled it off, laying it on the table above the filly's head. She did this with the other cutie mark as well.

Pinkie Pie had heard ponies calling this filly "Summer Haze". It made sense. Her mane was red and her hide was yellow. Pinkie never payed attention to what color Summer's eyes were.

Pinkie wasn't sure what to do next. She wanted to torture the filly to make her first experience a lot more fun, but she didn't want anypony to hear the screams.

Then again, she could always close the door to muffle them a little...

Pinkie Pie trudged back over to the torture table, the knife in her mouth. She took it out, forcefully stabbing Summer Haze in her left side, jolting the filly awake as tears pricked at her orange eyes.

Pinkie Pie carefully slid the knife out of the new deep gash, dropping it on the floor. The sound made Summer Haze flinch and look at her, her eyes wide. "What the hell was that for?! And who are you?"

Pinkie Pie blinked a few times. A seemingly innocent grin slowly spread across her face. "I'm Pinkamena Diane Pie, but you can call me Pinkie Pie!" she explained. "You see, I was baking cupcakes for my sisters this morning, but they didn't seem to taste quite right. So, I--"

Summer caught on immediately. "Cupcakes?!" she exclaimed. "Please tell me you're not gonna cut me open or something and use my organs as ingredients for your damn pastries and then feed them to other ponies..."

"That's a great idea," Pinkie started, picking up the knife and tossing it back into the tool chest. "but Mama always said not to lie to other ponies!"

"W-What?" whimpered Summer Haze, her eyes welling up with tears of pain and fear. Pinkie Pie hopped over to the tool chest, looking through it for a new weapon to use.

Summer struggled in her bonds, gritting her teeth and closing her eyes tight. She only managed to rub the twine against her wrists and ankles, making them feel as if they were burning.

As Summer panted heavily, Pinkie walked up to her. Haze's eyes widened when she realized what her captor was holding. "Hey, can I ask you something?" said the pink filly. "Why do they call it a hacksaw? It doesn't hack, does it? I don't get it. As far as I know, it's just a saw!"

"Pinkie, please..." Summer Haze whined as she closed her eyes in defeat, struggling once more. Pinkie Pie grinned, standing up on her hind legs and placed the hacksaw's blade just above her victim's left hind leg. "Please what?"

"Please let me go..." Summer answered. "I'll do anything you say and I won't tell anypony about any of this, just please--" Opening her eyes and looking at her grinning fellow earth filly, she suddenly gasped and let out a loud terrified scream.

Pinkie Pie immediately frowned. "You're loud..." she spat, but her cute smile returned. "And also annoying, like me! Too bad we can only fix you though." She began sawing through Summer's leg, the captured filly letting out horrifying shrieks and screams of pain and even anger, sadness, and fear.

Then, it was done.

"There we go!" squeaked Pinkie Pie, untying the now severed limb and tossing it over Summer Haze's head. "Now for fixing the loudness problem." She giggled, bouncing over to the tool chest to put the hacksaw in and take some pliers, some scissors, and a needle and thread out.

"Ow!" exclaimed the pink filly, accidentally cutting herself on the pair of scissors. She winced and licked her wound to clean it, narrowing her eyes in annoyance. "That's the second time today."

Pinkie Pie grabbed a small stepping stool, moving it to the top of the torture table next to Summer Haze's head. Standing on it on her hind legs, Pinkie carefully placed most of her tools onto her victim's chest, keeping the pliers and forcing her mouth open.

Summer tried to struggle once again, but Pinkie hit her across the face with the pliers, even loosening a few teeth. This made her whimper in pain, pulling her ears back. "Stop struggling, damn you! We're almost done!"

Pinkie Pie took ahold of Summer's tongue with the pliers, slowly pulling it out of her mouth and pulling it as far as it would go. The yellow filly's eyes pricked with tears once more.

"Careful..." muttered Pinkie, slowly reaching for the scissors with her free hoof. "Almost got it..." She opened up the scissors, slowly bringing the two blades around the part of Summer's tongue near her teeth. The petrified filly let out a small worried whimper. All of a sudden...

Snip!

As blood quickly filled her mouth, Summer Haze let out an ear-piecing scream. Turning her head to the side, she coughed loudly, attempting to spit out most of the blood. She was sobbing now.

"You are so pathetic!" giggled Pinkie Pie, putting away her scissors and pliers. "That was even my first time cutting a tongue out!" Summer Haze coughed again as Pinkie grabbed the needle, thread, and cutie marks, setting them on a table about the same size as her own body.

Summer Haze panted heavily, tears streaming down her cheeks. Pinkie Pie grinned, walking back up to the metal table as she held a tan rag between her teeth. "Ew, you got blood...everywhere!" she said, taking it out of her mouth and cleaning up the small mess that her victim had just spit out.

Tossing the rag to the floor, Pinkie Pie walked over to the small table and grabbed the needle and thread. "Mama's been teaching me how to sew!" she announced, tapping the needle to the black plastic end of the spool. "First I'll sew the places where I removed your cutie marks, then I'll sew up your mouth! Doesn't that sound like fun?"

Summer Haze felt exhausted. She didn't even bother to keep her eyes open as her captor cut an I-shaped incision down her abdomen, opening up the flaps to reveal her organs.

"I feel as if I took this too seriously..." began Pinkie Pie, gently pulling out random organs and carefully placing them on a metal tray. "And maybe even too quickly. I'll slow down and have more fun with my next victim! I'll even try to find a Pegasus. That way I can rip her wings off! Ahh, this is gonna be so much fun!"

As she placed Summer's heart on the organ tray, watching as it slowly stopped beating, Pinkie grabbed the needle and thread to sew up her victim's new incision.

She only spent about a minute trying to figure out where she would hide the body, remembering the hidden place in the cave where there was scalding lava that would horribly burn anything that touched it to a crisp. She had tested this out before, one day throwing a rock into it when she was angry.

"Well, I think this day turned out pretty successful!" Pinkie Pie said cheerfully, walking down the trail to the West Field. "I wonder if anypony's gonna notice that poor little Summer Haze is missing. But who cares? I can't wait till I get to kill my first Pegasus!"