Chapter One: Electric Boogaloo
“CONGRATULATIONS DASHIE!” Pinkie Pie blasted Rainbow Dash with a party cannon.
“Uh, thanks, Pinkie, but why?” Rainbow Dash wiped the confetti off her face.
“Well duh! This is you and Fluttershy’s 1000th story in the FlutterDash group on FiMFiction!” The party cannon went off once more, this time, the blast went off into the air, causing the confetti to rain down upon the two.
“Pinkie Pie.”
“Yes, Dashie?”
“What’s fimfiction? And what’s flutterdash?” Rainbow Dash asked, still very confused as to what her pink earth pony friend was celebrating.
Pinkie Pie gasped as if she were an actress in a medieval play.
“YOU’VE NEVER EVER HEARD OF FLUTTERDASH!?!” The pink party pony grabbed the Wonderbolt and smushed her cheeks.
“No, is it like, me and Fluttershy hanging out or so-” Rainbow Dash was cut off by Pinkie picking her up and running away with her.
“Hey! Watch it!” Bon Bon yelled at Pinkie Pie as she ran past her, almost knocking her down.
“Pinkie Pie! What are you doing!?!” The prismatically maned Pegasus shouted at her friend.
“I’LL EXPLAIN WHEN WE GET THERE!” Pinkie Pie panicked as she made it to the edge of Ponyville
Pinkie made it to Fluttershy’s door step and set Rainbow Dash down. She knocked on the door and waited for Fluttershy to answer.
“Pinkie Pie! What are we doing at Fluttershy’s cottage!?!” The cyan pegasus was now getting rather frustrated with her friend.
Fluttershy then opened the door.
“Oh, um, hi girls, what brings you two to my co-” Fluttershy was cut off by Pinkie Pie.
“Sorry to interrupt you, Fluttershy, but YOU NEED TO KISS RAINBOW DASH!” Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy both blushed at what Pinkie Pie said.
“You want fluttershy to what?” Rainbow Dash got up and gave Pinkie Pie a confused look.
“WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!”
“Pinkie Pie what are you talking abou-” Rainbow Dash was cut off once more, this time by a very loud, deep, and thundering voice.
“PINKIE PIE T-438, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME ANOTHER FLUTTERDASH STORY.”
“Hide me!” Pinkie Pie begged her two friends.
“Pinkie Pie? What’s going on?” Fluttershy looked down at her scared friend.
“THERE YOU ARE.” The voice then became a giant hand that grabbed Pinkie Pie by the tail and dragged her away.
“Pinkie Pie!” Rainbow Dash darted after her friend at top speed, but to no avail as her friend disappeared into a flash of light.
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy stood there in shock as they both had just witnessed witnessed their friend’s death.
But before any of them could say anything, Pinkie Pie reappeared on the ground next to Fluttershy.
“Pinkie Pie! You’re alright!” Fluttershy hugged Pinkie Pie tightly as Rainbow Dash landed beside them.
“Oh, I’m not the Pinkie Pie that was here a moment ago, I’m Pinkie Pie Z-427, your new Pinkie Pie.”
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy both stared at Pinkie Pie in horror.
“W- wha?” Rainbow Dash couldn’t believe her eyes or her ears.
“Don’t worry, you’ll be fine, you won’t even notice the difference!” Pinkie Pie assured her friends. “Everypony’s memory of this will be erased in about 3… 2…”
“WAIT WHAT!?!” Was all the pegasus got out before a flash of light completely erase what just happened from everypony’s mind.
“Welp, see you two later!” Pinkie Pie trotted away from her friends and back into Ponyville.
“See you too, Pinkie!” Rainbow Dash waved at her friend. She then turned to Fluttershy. “Why are we both standing here? And did we have a conversation with Pinkie Pie that I don’t remember?”
“I don’t know…” Fluttershy looked down at the ground and narrowed her eyelids, trying to figure out why neither she or Rainbow Dash could remember anything.
“Oh hey, so I got dinner reservations for us tonight.” Rainbow Dash smiled at Fluttershy.
“That’s great, Rainbow Dash!” Fluttershy kissed Rainbow Dash on the lips and pulled her in for a hug.
“Well, it’s no biggie, I’m off from Wonderbolts duty for the week and I thought I’d do something nice for my fillyfriend.” The two pegasi left the embrace and trotted towards town. “Hey, Fluttershy, I’ve got a question.”
“What is it?” She replied.
“When are we gonna tell the others?”
“Well, let’s talk about that at dinner.” Fluttershy answered her fillyfriend’s question.
“Sounds like a plan to me!” Rainbow Dash smiled at Fluttershy as they both leaned in for a kiss.
Pinkie Pie Z-427 removed the binoculars from her eyes.
“Wow, I really feel bad for Pinkie Pie T-438,” The party pony said from the bushes outside Fluttershy’s cottage. “Now she’s stuck in…” Pinkie Pie gulped. “My old universe…” Pinkie Pie thought about the horrors of her old universe. “Poor T-438…”
“What’s the fic called?” Pinkie Pie T-438 asked the owner of the powerful voice.
“THE STORY OF THUNDER ZAP.” The owner of the voice told her.
“What’s it about, Mr. Larson?” She asked as the owner of the voice looked down at her. Feeling great pity for the pink pony before her.
“You’ll see… you’ll see…” Mr. Larson told Pinkie Pie.
“How many views does it have?” She asked.
“It was deleted by the guy who wrote it.” Mr. Larson said as Pinkie Pie trotted up to the door.
“Well, see ya, M.A Larson!” Pinkie Pie said as she hopped through the door.
“What the fuck is this shit?” StolenMemes said to himself upon reading the fic he had just wrote. “I mean, who in their right mind would find this entertaining? This is a horrible one shot I wrote last night because the Flutterdash group on FiMFiction had 999 stories and I saw the oppritunity to be the milestone. Did I just misspell opportunity? Yes I did, but I’m too lazy to spell it correctly. This is shit. Nobody’s gonna understand the Thunder Zap joke because only four people read the story and I doubt they’re gonna read this one because they all probably died from the prostate cancer that story gave anyone who read it. Oh well, might as well post it anyway to entertain my seven followers.”
StolenMemes submitted the story and looked at the time.
“Heh, 4:20 PM… What am I doing with my life?”
Author's Note
Meh.
