I'm...not quite sure what to say. I was under the impression that I was just a normal guy, nothing special about me. I worked a shitty job with shitty hours and shitty pay, rented a small one bedroom apartment and lived by myself. I was on my way home from work one day when something weird happened. All I know is that I'm not somewhere safe. The wildlife here is dangerous and seems to want to eat me, the bastards. I'm not quite sure how I'm going to survive in this upside down world, but this odd sword that saved my life will probably help even the odds.

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