Scootaloo opened the door to her house, expecting it to be
Apple Bloom or Sweetie Belle, whichever one it was. After all, it was the night of the Grand
Galloping Gala, and they had to look their best for this event.
Much to her surprise-and disgust- it was Diamond Tiara. She oddly closed all doors, windows and plugged up the chimney before turning to the orange mare. She briefly nodded at seeing her cutie mark, and looked straight into her eyes.
Diamond Tiara: It's been a while, Scoot. I have to tell you something important.
Scootaloo: You too, Queen Snooty. Let me guess, Celestia has stepped down, and made you ruler. Perhaps you have been struck with super powers and have come to kick my flank. Oh! I have it! You're a freaking movie star and have come to RUB IT IN MY FACE!
Diamond Tiara: It's more important than that, you sherbet freak.
Scootaloo: Then what is it, Little Miss Princess?!
Diamond Tiara: I'M A LESBIAN!
On that final notes, Scootaloo's eyes rolled into the back of her head, and she passed out cold.
