Equestria Girls: A Werehog In The Past
Chapter 1: Where am I?
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I was walking down the road with Max to Tails' house, he said he had to show me something immediately, some kind of invention he started working on. It was freezing, good thing I had my fur to keep me warm, it was just another snowy winter on Mobius. I spotted his house and walked a little faster, I knocked on the door once we arrived. "Coming, I'll be there in a sec!" I waited until Tails opened up, "Hey Strong, hey Max, come on in, and don't mind the mess." I looked around, his whole house was completely trashed, just a bunch of metal scraps. We followed him downstairs into his lab, he walked over to some tattered black curtain, it was covering something big.
"So what did you say you was working on?" He grinned.
"I'm glad you asked, check this out." He said pulling the curtains down, revealing a busted up machine.
"Tails, are you telling me that you've been working on a busted up machine for a few hours!" I said throwing my paws in the air in anger, Tails shook his head.
"Strong it does work, I'm just trying to figure out how to power it." I rolled my eyes.
"Look Tails, maybe show me it next time when it actually works, I'm leaving." I said making my way upstairs, I opened the door and walked outside.
"I wonder what's his problem, a dang it! I forgot my snack." He said rushing upstairs and into the kitchen, not knowing that I walked back inside.
"Hang on Tails, I think I left Max in here." I rushed downstairs and found Max pissing on one of his inventions. "Come on bro you know better than that." Then the machine started to spark, then all of a sudden it turned on, opening up some weird portal. Max started to float towards the portal, I grabbed onto him while holding onto the railing of the stairs. "Hang on Max!" I tried to climb my way upstairs, but the railing broke off. "Oh you have got to be fu--" The railing hit me dead in the face, and knocked me out instantly, we flew into the portal, the curtain tangled around my torso, and the railing smashed into the machine. It exploded and destroyed the portal, Tails came back downstairs with his snack.
"Hm, wasn't there a railing there before, eh never mind--OH MY GOD MY LAB!!!" He screamed while turning on the emergency water hose, he didn't stop spraying until every last bit of fire was out. "Oh not again, and I was so close to fixing that." He said sounding sad, then he sniffed the room. "Why do I smell pee?" He sniffed a few more times and shrugged. "Probably a rat." He walked back upstairs, turning off the lights for his lab.
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Somewhere Else in The Sky.............
I slowly began to wake up from unconsciousness, for some reason I felt a very strong breeze. "Max shut the window......." My eyes went wide as I saw the ground approaching us very quickly. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" I grabbed Max and turned around so I would break his fall, I started gliding for some reason, then I noticed the tattered curtains gave me a bit of flight. "Don't worry bro, were gonna make it, we'll be--" I hit the ground hard, digging into it like a meteor. 'On second thought I am a complete fucking retard for thinking that would slow me down. Ouch.' I mumbled under the dirt pile, I dug out and climbed onto some concrete. "Hey you okay Max?" He hopped out of the hole barking, letting me know he was alright. "Good, now first things first, where in the actual hell are we?" I looked over my body to see if I had any injuries, luckily I had only a few small scrapes, cuts and bruises. Then I looked at my paws......or hands, "Max, do I look any different to you?" He nodded and pointed at a statue, I walked over to it, it gave bit of a reflection of some random guy. I looked around me, but only saw what I thought wasn't possi--
"Wait a minute, Eggman is human, so never mind, but.....is that me?" I looked myself over, I didn't have my fur anymore, my paws were hands, I had human ears and.......practically everything on me was human. "Well shit." Then my stomach started growling, "Man I haven't eaten in hours, hey bro, wanna grab a bite to eat?" He hopped up a few times while barking. "Okay, but first let's figure out where the food even is, oh there's somebody, hey excuse me miss!?" I hollered to the yellow girl with pink hair, she freaked out and dropped a bunch of papers.
"EEEP! Oh no not again....she's gonna be real mad." I walked over to her, picking up some of the papers.
"Hey sorry for scaring ya like that, just wanted to ask a question." I grabbed a few more papers and handed them to her.
'Thank you.' She quietly said, but I was able to hear it.
"No problem, by the way names Strong, Strong The Werehog." I said offering her my hand, she took it and we shook.
"I'm Fluttershy, and who is this little guy?" She said crouching down.
"This is Max, he's my littler brother."
"Aww, what a cut little guy, here, you look hungry." She said reaching into her pocket and giving Max doggy treats.
"Do you always carry those around in your pockets?" I asked raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah, I work at the animal shelter, so if I see any hungry dogs I give them treats."
"That's really nice of ya, say back to my question, do ya know where we can get something to eat, I'm starving!" I said as my stomach growled again, causing Fluttershy to giggle.
"Yes, I can show you to the cafeteria...that is if you want?" I nodded.
"Yeah, probably gonna get a few things, and don't worry I got cash." She nodded and started walking inside a large building.
"So are you new here?"
"Yeah," I said nodding, "I guess you can say I just dropped by." She giggled at my bad pun.
"So where are you from?"
"Mobius, been there practically my whole life." She raised an eyebrow.
"Mobius? I never heard of a city named that."
"Well I was living in Mobius City for four years, but now were here." I said shrugging.
"Is it foreign?" I shook my head.
"Nope, about everyone speaks English, so where exactly am I?"
"Oh how rude of me, this is--" Before she could finish, a female voice yelled her name.
"Fluttershy! I thought I told you to put those flyers up ten minutes ago!" I turned to see a yellow girl with red and yellow hair wearing a black leather jacket, violet and black boots.
'Well um.......you see..I uh...." Then she got up in her face.
"Are you talking back at me?" Fluttershy shook her head.
"N-no, I-I would n-never back talk y-you." Then she smirked.
"Good, now pick up those papers you dropped."
"But I didn't--" She interrupted her by slapping the papers out of her hands.
"Hey!" I said clenching my fists."What's wrong with you, your boyfriend dump you or something!?" The redhead's eyes grew wide.
"I'm sorry, but I don't think that I heard you, do you wanna repeat that?" She said walking towards me.
"You know what I said, I'm not repeating it, nor am I taking it back from a bitch like you!" She cracked her knuckles, grinding her teeth, I growled walking towards her, eventually getting in her face.
"Take. It. Back." I smirked.
"Nope, not gonna happen, but here's what your gonna do "bacon hair", you're either gonna walk away from this or you're gonna apologize to my friend and pick those papers up. Unless you want to see my "bad side", and you don't want to see that side." She backed up and started to walk away, "Take a note Fluttershy, as long as I'm around, she ain't gonna be--"
"RAAAH!!!" The redhead screamed trying to charge at me, I grabbed her and threw the bitch into a trash can.
"There," I said patting my hands up and down, "that takes care of the trash. Remember Fluttershy, littering is not okay, especially if you let some trash like that litter this place up." The redhead tried getting up, then she whistled, causing two boys to come pull her out.
"You'll regret this, do you have any idea who I am?" I shook my head.
"No, but do you know who I am? I'm a guy that don't let punks like you be assholes to nice people like her." She growled and stomped away while her two goons followed.
"Oh you're gonna get it now." The fat one said.
"Yeah, she's gonna talk to Principal Celestia about this one." The taller one said, but I just smirked.
"Yeah well ya know what they say, snitches get stitches!" I said cracking my knuckles, they ran after their leader in fear.
"Thank you Strong, but now you probably won't get to stay long." She said while looking at floor and rubbing her arm.
"So what, I'll just get my food and leave, and besides, what's that redhead even gonna do to me anyways?"
"Her name is Sunset Shimmer, she rules the school with an iron fist, what ever she wants, she get's it." She said quickly picking up the scattered paper. "The cafeteria is to the right if you take that hallway." I nodded.
"K, thanks Fluttershy!" I said running down the hallway, I made a right and slowed down once I saw the cafeteria doors. "Alright Max, time to blend in. " I said entering the large room, other teens were chatting to themselves, I hid Max in my jacket, I had the tattered black curtain still. I grabbed a large tray and got in line, after a few teens I was up next.
"Well what can I get you sonny?" A lime colored old lady asked me.
"I'll have two cheeseburgers, bacon and eggs with a bowl of water." The lady raised an eyebrow as she grabbed the items.
"Here you go sonny, that'll be $12.00 please." I reached into my wallet and pulled out fifteen bucks.
"Keep the change."
"Thank you, have a nice day!" She said smiling.
*She's sweet, kinda like Lenny's wife.* I thought as I looked for an empty table, I found one way over by one of the corners of the cafeteria, I sat down and pulled the cloth over my head like a hoodie. "Here you go bro, eat up." I said giving him one of my burgers and some water.
"Hey, you mind if I sit here?" I looked up, he had blue hair, a white T-shirt with a shield on it and leather jacket.
"Sure, go right ahead." I said before taking a few bites out of my burger.
"Thanks, names Flash Sentry." He said holding a fist out.
"Strong, Strong The Werehog." I responded while bumping fists with him.
"I know who you are." I raised an eyebrow.
"You do?" He nodded.
"Yeah you're the talk of the whole school."
"How?"
"Because you're the only one in the school who had the balls to stand up to my ex." Ex?
"Wait, so I was right about her being dumped by her boyfriend, I can see why." Flash shook his head.
"No dude you got it all backwards, she broke up with me, but she's telling everyone here a whole different story. And besides, I'm more interested in that purple girl, what was her name........oh yeah, Twilight!" Twilight?
"Whose that?"
"I don't know, she's new here like you, except she kinda acted weird."
"Like what?" I asked while raising an eyebrow.
"Well, she walked around on all fours with a dog on her back, tried picking up a book with her teeth. And keeps talking about some magical crown. Sound weird to you?" I chuckled.
"Flash, if you could only see the weird shit I saw while growing up, then it wouldn't be weird at all to you." He nodded in agreement.
"Fare enough, and it looks like you have company." Flash said motioning behind me, I turned around enough to see Sunset and her goons with a pale white woman in a yellow jacket. 'I'll create a distraction while you sneak out.' He whispered.
'Oh yeah, like I'm gonna sneak out of here without being noticed!' I whispered back.
"No dude, trust me, watch this." He grabbed his coke and chucked it at someone when no one noticed.
"Hey!" Yelled a guy covered in coke, he chucked a sandwich at some short guy, but missed and hit a girl wearing a wizard hat.
"Are you kidding me, the great and powerful Trixie thinks this is an outrage." She gabbed a salad a threw it back at him. "FOOD FIGHT!!!" Then hell broke loose, I grabbed Max and hid behind the table.
"See I told you, now run while you still can!" He said throwing a burger and hitting Sunset directly in the face. Before I could even make it half way towards the doors, she turned directly at me as the room got quiet.
"There he is!" I gulped and bolted out the doors, getting on all fours, then a familiar song came to mind.

The tattered material flew behind me as I ran for my life, I hopped over other students.
"Sorry!"
"Excuse me!"
"Coming through!"
"Pardon me!"
"Like the dog!" The girl just shrugged and went back to talking with Fluttershy. I bolted through the front of the school, dodging students as I continued to run, Sunset was on my heels and getting close. I turned to corner and hid in the janitor's closet. "Ha, she'll never find me in here." Then a shadow stopped in front of my hiding spot.
"Found you......" I looked down and face palmed, the fabric was caught in the door. I ripped it off and locked the door, she tried opening it, but it wouldn't budge. "He's in here." I started to get frantic, but then I felt a breeze from above, I looked up to see an air vent. I jumped up and grabbed the cage, tearing it from the vent, luckily it was pretty big so me and Max could fit.
"So long Sunset, hello freedom."
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"He locked it from the inside, but he can't get out."
"Thank you Sunset, I will take it from here, why don't you head into the bathroom and get those stains off of you."
"Yes Principal Celestia." Sunset said rushing to the nearest bathroom.
"Now let's see.......yes....here it is...now young man, I need you to come--" She stopped talking once she saw that I was gone.
"He couldn't have gotten far, Tia, you go back to your office and start alerting the staff, I will search the halls for him."
"Okay Luna, and be careful, from what Sunset has told us he sounds dangerous." They both split up, Celestia made it to her office and sat down, but before she could turn on the intercom, loud rumbling noises were made above her office.
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"Okay Max, I think I can see a light......and we are....FR--" I stopped talking as I fell through the vent, in front of me was Principal Celestia. "Fuck."
"Well, I guess I won't have to call out a search party, so tell me, who are you and why did you attack Sunset Shimmer?" She said walking over to me.
"Names Strong, Strong The Werehog, and they only reason that I laid a hand on her was in self defense." Celestia shook her head.
"That's not what I heard, she wanted to welcome you to our school, but you were being rude and disrespectful to her." I grabbed the bridge of my nose in frustration.
"I'm not getting out of this am I?"
"Not at all, I know you don't go here, because if you did then I would have been notified. So how old are you?"
"19."
"Any parents or guardians?"
"Lost em' when I was little, was on my own for 12 years till I moved into a new home."
"Well then I guess I'll have to call the police." My eyes went wide, I stood up and tried opening the door, because- "I locked it, and don't try using the air vents, I'll have the police search them." I clenched my fists, getting ready to punch through, but I stopped as I realized breaking school property wouldn't get me anywhere but community service.
"Can't we just work something out? I can't go to jail, I don't even know where I'm at!"
"Canterlot High."
"What?"
"You're in Canterlot High."
"No no no, that's not what I meant." I said shaking my head, "I mean like what town am I in?"
"Canterlot City, and if you do want to work something out then I have a proposal." I raised an eyebrow.
"What kind of proposal?"
"It's very simple, you help with getting the Fall Formal ready, and I won't call the police." I sat back in the chair, I wasn't buying it.
"What's the catch?"
"You have to attend classes like all my other students."
"And if I don't?"
"Then I'll make you work around the school."
"Sounds easy enough." I said with a smirk.
"With an shock collar." My smile faded.
"And why shock collar? I'm not a rabid animal!"
"Police are using these so that criminals can't easily get away, and all it does is tase them."
"Well I'm not wearing that."
"Then what's it gonna be, attend classes and help with the fall formal, or be watched by police while you work. So do we have a deal?" She asked holding her hand out. I looked over my thoughts, 'all I have to do is help with some dance and go to school and I'll be off the hook! But if I don't then I'll have to wear some shock collar and have the police on my ass if I try escaping.'
"I guess I have no choice, deal." I said shaking her hand.
"Great, you start classes after some work in the gym." She stood up and walked over to the door, unlocking it while motioning me to follow her. She started showing me where the classes were, then eventually she brought me to their gym. "So here's the gym, you can help the others, but listen to them."
"Alright, if this'll help get a good start out of here." I said opening the door.
"Oh and if you try to leave, I'll alert the police on speed dial. Good luck!" She said walking back to her office.
"Yeah, I'll need it." I mumbled to myself, I walked in and saw a few people carrying drinks.
"Hi! Who are you?!"
"AAAAH!!" I screamed while jumping, I grabbed onto one of the ropes.
"Sorry, I tend to make a lot of people do that." I scowled at the pink girl.
"She's right sugar cube, she'll even scare the pants off ya'll, Big Mac here knows what I'm talking about." The southern girl said pointing her thumb at a guy wearing red plaid.
"Eeyup." He said blushing.
"So anyways, mind comin' down here and helpn' us with these here crates?" I nodded and slowly climbed down, I let go of the rope once I was close to the floor.
"Alright, so what are these anyways?" I asked while walking over and grabbing a crate.
"These are bottles of my family's famous apple cider, you can try one if you like." I set the crate down and grabbed a bottle, I opened it and chugged it all down.
"BUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!" Doing that shook the building, the girls and Big Mac jaw dropped. "Heh, excuse me!" I chucked the empty bottle into the trash as the southern girl smacked me on the back.
"Well I'll be, I guess this cowboy can stir up quite the stampede. Names Apple Jack." I shook her hand.
"Strong The Werehog, so who are the other two?" A girl with purple hair in a blue skirt held her hand out.
"I'm Rarity, and I'm charmed to meet you." I shook her hand.
"Nice to meet ya, so who's girl number three!?" I asked sounding like a game show host.
"I'm Pinkie Pie, and I'm from Canterlot City I go to Canterlot High and I work at Sugar Cube Corner and I--"
"Wow she has a great personality, but I think that's it for today, so come back next week on "Who are You!" I said as we both did jazz hands. "Well that was fun, so where do you want these crates?" I asked grabbing a few, I held two in each arm, Apple Jack and Rarity blushed when I caught sight of them starring at my muscles.
"Well partner, I guess Big Mac has some competition, but ya'll can set em' beside that table." I nodded and walked over to the table, I put them down and spread them out.
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"Hmph, look at him, just helping those girls, I can't even believe Principal Celestia even gave him a chance!" Sunset said kicking a trash can.
"Yeah I know right, why even give the guy a chance?" Said the fat one.
"Yeah, but what can we do? She won't even listen to you without a reason." Sunset got into the tall ones face.
"I know Snails! You got any ideas?!" He quickly shook his head, then she turned to the fat one. "What about you Snips, any ideas?!" He shook his head, she was about to yell at them again when she got an idea. "I think I know how, but it's gonna require you two." She said pointing to them, their eyes grew wide with fear as they hugged each other.
"But Sunset, he'll give us some serious stitches if he finds out!" Snips nodded his head.
"Yeah and he means it! There's no telling what he's gonna do to us!" Sunset had an evil grin on her face.
"Then don't get caught, now take these cameras and move!" She handed them cameras and they ran for it. "I don't know who you are Strong, but I'll find out, I have my ways..." She said staring back at me through the door window.
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I moved a few of Pinkie's cannons to different spots in the gym, kinda surprised how the school even allows her to use them. "Right.......there! Perfect!" I nodded and wiped some sweat from my forehead, I took off my jacket and tank top, using my shirt as a towel I wiped off some more sweat. The girls blushed again as Principal Celestia came into the gym with a few papers.
"Alright Strong, I got your papers and your schedule......." She slowly stopped talking as she saw me, I noticed this and put my shirt back on.
"Papers, for what?" She quickly snapped out of her fantasy and handed me the papers, slightly blushing.
"J-just some papers for classes, you just need to sign these and return them to my office, I will let you know who your teachers will be after." I took out a pen and started signing them as Principal Celestia walked away.
"Huh, weird," I signed a few other things and put the papers away, then I took a glance at my schedule. "Alright let's see.........got Algebra 3rd....and P.E just before lunch, perfect." I said with sarcasm.
"Whatcha got there partner?" Apple Jack asked while walking over.
"Just a schedule for my classes, that's all."
"Mind if I take a look at it?"
"Sure." I said handing it to her, she looked it over and handed it back to me.
"Well I'll be, looks like you got the same classes as me, and don't worry I'll put a good word if fer ya."
"But we just met, I only know that your family makes great cider."
"I know, but I can tell you're a good person on the inside." I smiled, glad to at least get a complement.
"Thanks, but how could you tell?"
"Because ya'll stood up to Sunset Shimmer earlier, and I might say I am quite surprised." I raised a eyebrow.
"How did you find out?" She pointed at Pinkie with her thumb.
"She saw ya'll in the hallway arguin', Fluttershy told Pinkie what happened, and thank you for defending her."
"Hey, I wasn't gonna stand by and let her get bullied, plus I know a thing or two about getting picked on as a kid." Apple Jack started laughing for some reason. "What's so funny?" I asked as she wiped a tear from her eye.
"I ain't laughing 'bout that sugar cube, just think it's funny someone would try and go against you that's all." I laughed, thinking about it just now seems kinda funny, I mean they did run away like pussies to their mommies.
"Yeah, heh, I guess is funny now that you think of it." Then the bell rung.
"Well, I guess we should get going, class is gonna start in five minutes." I nodded and started walking with Apple Jack to the gym doors, I looked at my schedule after checking the time.
"I guess we have P.E, so where do we go?" She smiled as we walked down a set of stairs.
"First we gotta get dressed out, then we head outside to the track." I nodded and walked to a door with "Boys" written on it, as I was walking in I began to suspect that I was being follow, mainly 'cause my ear was twitching. I turned around expecting someone to be there, but it was just the door.
"So you're the new guy right?" I turned to see a yellow woman with flaming hair, she wore a light blue shirt and short-shorts with yellow lightning blots.
"Yeah, just started out today, got the papers to prove it." I said handing her a few to her, she read them over and handed them back.
"Sorry kid, I can't let you participate my class unless you get a signature from Principal Celestia." I nodded walked back towards the door, "I'll be right back." I said running upstairs.
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I made my way to the principal's office, knocking on it.
"Come in." I opened it up and walked in, noticing that the blinds were partly shut.
"Here, I got the forms singed, just need your signature before I can participate in any classes." I said pulling them out and handing them to her.
"Thank you Strong, I'll sign these in a sec, just need to grab a pen." She got up and turned around, when she tried grabbing one she accidentally knocked over a cup full of them. "Oops, I'll grab them." She said while bending over, giving me a nice view of her ass.
'Holy shit.' I mumbled, she turned around as I snapped out of it.
"Got one, I'll have these signed in a sec." I waited a minute or two till she was done, then she leaned over, handing me the papers as her cleavage was showing. Now that I think of it, part of her jacket was open when I entered, and the room smelled a bit weird. "Here Strong, head back to class and give these to your teacher." I nodded and got up, but before I left the room she spoke. "And I'll see you later," she said in a somewhat seducing voice. I closed the door and began walking back to class.
"This day just keeps getting more weird and fucked up."
Author's Note
Well there you have it guys, Strong finally made it to Earth, but how long will it take till his friends realize that he's gone? What's going on with Principal Celestia? And where's Twilight? Find out next time on "Equestria Girls: A Werehog In The Past", stay tuned.
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