"I'm glad you and Ryan are getting along again." Fluttershy said through the crack of Twilight's castle door. After what had just taken place, both her and Rainbow Dash had to be escorted out; mostly Rainbow though. Behind Fluttershy, rainbow haired pegasus was standing a few feet away, caressing one of her wings and fixing her mane. "I was worried when you two kept fighting."

Twilight flashed her a guilty smile. She wasn't proud of the events that unfolded when she went over to see her or after only three minutes of them coming over to visit. "I was too. And, again, I'm sorry about all of that." She said genuinely, "And all of this." She said, looking over at Rainbow Dash who was still tending to her damaged appendage.

The cyan Pegasus turned her head toward the alicorn with a look of disdain on her face. "That freak broke my wing!" She yelled, wiggling her body slightly to show her friend that she wasn't lying. Her wing flopped around like a wet noodle, causing Twilight to put on a disgusted expression. "He's lucky I don't come back in there and kick his flank!"

"I'd like to see you try, bitch!" Ryan's voice rang from within the castle. His tone gave away just how furious he was, but also spoke that he was ready to finish what they had started.

Round Two; FIGHT!!!

"No more fighting!" Twilight finally snapped. Her eyes became locked onto Rainbow, who had taken a surprised step backward. "You need to stop being so dense all the time and start acting like an adult!" Her head then cocked to the side, looking behind her at the human who was stuck in a rather uncomfortable position. "And you, you need to learn how to control your temper and stop being such a dick!"

And with that, it was like time froze around her. Fluttershy and Rainbow could only stare slack jawed at Twilight. Neither of them had ever heard her talk like that. It was understandable for her to loose her cool after all hell had broken, but hearing her swear like that without a second thought was like watching a catholic priest kiss a guy who was dressed up as the devil.

Twilight managed to catch up with herself during that moment of silence and, out of impulse, slammed the door on her friends. With a quick bit of magic a number of locks appeared on the door, sealing it shut.

She buried her face into her palms and groaned, "What the actual fuck!?" She yelled at herself, again stopping to mentally slap herself for using that kind of language. Either she was starting to change a little too much, or she needed to spend a weekend away from Ryan. "This is getting ridiculous."

"A little help, please?" Ryan called out as he daggled, his body swinging around slowly. At some point during his and Rainbow's altercation he had been picked up and thrown at the roots of the tree that they had been using as some sort of makeshift chandelier. In the process of this, one of the roots tore through the leg of his jeans and held him in place. "I am getting really nauseous...Like, seriously, I'm about to throw up."

After letting out a long and understandably stressed out sigh, Twilight ventured back into the room where all hell had broken loose in record time and used her magic to free Ryan, as well as lower him safely to the ground. He took a moment to recollect himself and even brush off his clothes before. He had a few cuts and bruises, but nothing serious. He made a mental note to himself to avoid anything with salt before turning to face Twilight, who was already more than prepared to chew his ass out.

You better think of something funny to say in the next two seconds, cause she is gonna fuck your world all sorts of up.

Using his ever-so-precise mind to come up with ways to lighten the mood, Ryan managed to come up with a plan. One so perfect that it could take even the worst of situations and make them look like a walk through the park. "So...that could have gone better."

You are a fucking idiot.

"You think!" Twilight shouted at him with equal doses of anger and sarcasm. Her hands were balled up into fists and her teeth were clenched so tight that he swore they should have shattered. Then she did that thing again; It wasn't too often, but sometimes when she was stressed she did this thing that Ryan could only describe as a 'Half assed salute to Hitler.'

After performing the technique that Cadence had showed her, Twilight managed to calm down significantly. It never really worked in completely relieving her, but it did help ease the tension and help her think properly. "I...I am really not ready for this."

Ryan raised a brow at her. With the way Twilight had just said that it almost sounded like she was about to break up with him. Although he had been through many breakups before, the thought of this one going through such a thing almost terrified him. "What do you mean?"

"Just...all of this stress." She explained, "The near constant amount of chaos, the crazy car ride, the fist fights." She walked over to one of the chairs and took a seat where she lowered her head to the table as she replayed everything that happened today in her head. "I just wasn't prepared for all of this."

Twilight was starting to look genuinely upset. In all honesty, Ryan wasn't even remotely surprised. He could imagine, with all of the excitement that has taken place since he got here, that she was probably becoming a little bit stressed out. Taking a good look at her now, she was beyond the point of just being a little tense. She was a ticking time bomb and really needed to let off some steam.

Listen up, jackass! I have an idea...

He couldn't help but grin to himself when an actual good idea started coming together. He moved closer to Twilight, giving her a slight nudge. "Hey." He said, receiving no response from the mentally exhausted mare. "Hey!" He yelled, still receiving nothing in return. With her acting like this, he could only think of one way to get her attention.

Ryan pinched the tip of her horn between his fingers, causing her body to jerk upward as she let out a sharp moan. With a few tugs he managed to get her back onto her feet and eventually looking directly at him. "I want you to meet me in your room in ten minutes. Are we clear?"

With her brain starting to get fuzzy and her face already reddened from the way he was manhandling her, all she could do was nod to him. When she was released Ryan took his leave, running out of the room and down the hall.

She took a moment to get her barring's back as he rubbed her horn. As uncomfortable as that experience was, her horn was still too sensitive for it to not have been at least slightly arousing. However, all she could do now was wonder what he was planning and why he was being so persistent about making it happen.

All she could really do though was listen to him and wait. Just do this all by the book and the pieces to this puzzle should fall together on their own. So she waited the full ten minutes and started for her bedroom. As she did so an aroma started to pick up around her, the scent of lavender shooting up her nostrils as she continued down the hall, getting stronger the further she went.

Twilight had to admit that she had a weakness for this smell, her mother used to wear a perfume that was fairly similar to it. Every time she would catch its scent her mind would wander back to a simpler time, back when she was just a filly. It was just her, her family, and her books. Nothing else mattered.

A smile began to work its way across her face as the memories of her childhood flooded into her. Alas, those thoughts were brought to an end as she came to a stop so close to the door that she had nearly bumped into it. Her hand slowly reached up and grabbed the knob, twisting it until the door gently swung opened.

The room behind the door was dimly lit by an number of light purple candles, all of which surrounded her bed. The bed also seemed to have been moved to the center of the room. A tune was being played in the background, one that heavily surprised Twilight. She had never heard it before, so she could only assume that it was being played from that odd device Ryan always had strapped to his side, seeing how he played all kinds of music unknown to her world. However, compared to what he's played before, it didn't sound like something he would listen to. It was soft, melodic, and strangely relaxing.

Suddenly, Ryan walked out from the bathroom in nothing but a pair of black cargo shorts. The lights from the candles barely illuminated his body, making it easy to see every crease and every muscle in his body. His hands were rubbing against each other, both appearing to have some kind of thick slimy substance coating them that made them slightly reflective.

He glanced over at Twilight, who already had a massive blush across her face, and smiled. "Come here," He said with a smooth tone as he took a seat on the bed, carefully patting at the open spot in the center. "I have a surprise for you."

Although Twilight wasn't exactly sure what to expect out of all of this, she made her way over to the bed, climbing onto the center and sitting on her knees. "Okay, I'm here." She said, her blush not faltering in the slightest. "What's the surprise?"

Ryan inched his way over to Twilight, climbing up and positioning himself on his knees right in front of her. He lifted a hand up under her chin, pulling her lips into his.

The two became locked in a silent kiss, the only sound in the room coming from the burning wicks of the candles and the soft breathing of the couple. The human lowered his hands down to the hem of her shirt, grabbing it and lifting it over her head. The alicorn allowed this only to dive back into their oral embrace once that article of clothing was gone.

With the flick of one of his wrists, Ryan was able to remove her bra and toss it aside. Once that final garment was gone he broke the kiss and shoved Twilight down onto the bed.

She stared up at him with a look of confusion, unsure if he was planning to start another violent session of intercourse with her. As fun as that sounded, she just wasn't feeling it right now. "I'm sorry," She began, "but I don't think I'm up for it toni-"

One of Ryan's fingers pressed against her lips, silencing her with a shush with a light shush. He grabbed on to one of her shoulders, forcing her to roll onto her stomach. He then started straddling her from the back and popped his fingers before rubbing his hands together.

This situation was starting to look pretty bad on Twilight's end. She had just rejected his advancements and, from the looks of it, he wasn't going to listen to her. "Ryan, I just said that I-" She gasped as she felt his hands fall upon her. The feeling of his palms rubbing over her back as his fingers dug into the knots buried beneath her skin was almost indescribable. Her body started to visibly relax and soon she became putty beneath him. "Oh Celestia, that feels good."

He chuckled a bit, knowing that this wasn't what she was expecting. Her reaction earlier gave away what she assumed would happen, but he's been known to defy expectations in the past.

Focusing back on the task at hand, he continued to rub his hands along her form, kneading his fingers into some of the more tense spots to help relax them more. He could tell that she was enjoying it with how much she was humming in relief. The lotion he had rubbed into his hands allowed them to practically glide over her, making it neigh impossible to cause any sort of friction.

Twilight wasn't typically one to indulge herself in things like this. It was rare enough to see her at the spa, unless one of her friends brought up the idea at least. But this was something that she really needed. With everything that has been going on since Ryan's arrival, she found herself just being overwhelmed more often then not. Yeah, Ryan would help keep her calm, when he wasn't the one causing it, but words could only do so much. This, however, was bliss.

The feeling of his skin rubbing against her; pressing into parts of her body that felt so stiff just moments ago and making it vanish into nothing, and how his finger seemed to mend all of the tightness in her back, making it loose again, made her brain fall into a world of peace that she hadn't known in a long time.

Now that Ryan had finished forcing all of the tension out of her back, it was time to move on to phase two of his plan. With her body being loose and relaxed it would make things much easier for something, not quite as strong as his fingers, to work on her. He removed his hands from her back, now pressing them into the mattress on either side of her body.

The mare's face shifted to a rather disappointed expression when she felt his hands come off of her body. For a moment there she thought it would last forever, but reality just doesn't work that way. She was about to get back up, but was stopped before she could even start. Her body instantly locked up as something long and warm started dragging itself up her body from the start of her waist all the way up to her neck.

This definitely wasn't a sensation she had ever felt before. She didn't even know what it was. All she knew was that it was warm, smooth, and kind of wet. On top of that, she also knew that it felt strangely and unmeasurably good. Her head turned back, her body twisting as well to allow her a better look at the human.

"W-what was that?" She asked with a bit of a stutter, still trying to refocus herself.

"That, my dear, was the beginning of our halfway point." He explained with a sly grin, "A long while back I learned that, with a tongue like mine, you need to learn how to use it." His body shifted a bit as he repositioned himself and licked up the center of her back, slowly wiggling it from side to side and causing her to shiver in response. "So I started experimenting and eventually came up with The Tongue Massage."

She was already starting to pant as she tried to keep herself contained. The way he maneuvered his tongue was, in her vocabulary, extremely erotic. However, the idea seemed odd in theory. "Don't you think that it's a bit strange?"

He nodded, "Yeah, but are you really complaining?" With that he ran his tongue from the middle of her back over and across her ribs until he was at the base of her breast, where he redirected himself and traveled up to her shoulder. He replaced his tongue and bit her softly. "Do you really want me to stop?" He asked, his voice slightly muffled from his jaw being locked onto her.

Her eyes and mouth clenched shut the moment he started, making her incapable of forming an audible response. Instead, she hummed and nodded to let him know that she wanted him to keep going.

Ryan smiled to himself and released Twilight's shoulder from his from his teeth. He placed a hand on her and pushed her body back into the bed where she laid still to let him continue.

With her submission, he was able to go back to working her over with his tongue. He made sure cover every inch of her back and neck, changing up his motions and never following any kind of specific pattern. Occasionally, he would glide over a particularly sensitive area, one that would cause her to moan slightly. He took advantage of these spots by tracing over them several times and even biting them with just enough force to spark a reaction.

After a few minutes, the smell of her arousal was starting to breach even his weak nostrils. Phase three was ready to be put into action. He repositioned himself once more and rolled Twilight so that her back was to the bed. Once she was right where he wanted her, he went back to straddling her and immediately started kissing and nibbling at the nape of her neck.

Twilight was far too lost in her own pleasure to even register that he had moved her. It wasn't until he had already started attacking her neck that she noticed him being right in front of her.

"What are you doing now?" She asked in a curious, but weak voice.

Ryan looked up at her, but didn't respond. Her face was completely flustered, a deep shade of red covering a majority of it. He turned his attention off of her face and back to her body, licking from her neck down to the center of her chest. He placed a hand on one of her breasts, giving the orb a gentle squeeze.

Twilight's head shot back as a moan managed to escape her throat, her breathing quickly escalating to long sharp breaths. She managed to force her head back down just in time to watch him stick out his tongue again and start twirling it around her nipple. Her breath instantly became caught in her throat.

Being a tease was too much fun for the human, he found it more entertaining than literally anything else in his world. Just playing with her body would be enough to get him off. To up the ante her took her nipple into his mouth, sucking on it as his tongue ran circles around her areola. As fun as this little game was, Twilight was already grinding her hips against him. Now phase three could officially commence.

He released her breasts from his assault and went on to planting a row of kisses further down her body until he was met with the waistband of her pants. Just as a little added enjoyment, he slid his tongue under the fabric and started massaging her thighs. Her immediate response was to grind against his chin.

Alright already! We get the point, fuck! Let's get to the good part you mangy fuckin' cock!

Ryan shrugged, figuring that the time for teasing was over and made quick work of removing all layers of clothing on her lower body. However, she did say that she wasn't in the mood for anything earlier, so he would use this against her by nibbling on parts of her inner thigh while staring directly at her.

Her eyes were pleading for him to ravage her, but she could tell that he was waiting for something. "Please...Please do it." She begged, sounding almost like she couldn't breathe at all anymore. "I need this."

He grinned almost evilly before diving right in to her sex, his tongue forcing through the folds of her slit and exploring the caverns within her body. Twilight's legs wrapped around his head in the near blink of an eyes, forcing his face deeper into her. Using this to his advantage, he plunged his tongue further into her, twisting and wiggling it around in all directions.

The mare's body was already shaking uncontrollably. Beads of sweat started working their way down her body as the man she called her own threw her into a state of pure ecstasy. She felt like she was ready to explode at a moments notice, all she needed was a little push.

Feeling that her walls were already starting to close around him, Ryan knew full well that she was mere seconds from popping off. All he needed was to come up with some sort of grand finale so that she could get the most out of it.

Remember Ex number twenty-eight?

If he could smile right now he would, but he couldn't. So he settled on going in for the kill. After placing his hands on Twilight's thighs he managed to just barely pull himself from the death grip known as the female legs. However, rather than remove himself completely, he simply lifted his head a couple inches and let her pull him back in. With the new angle he had been given he was able to remove his tongue from her entrance and close his mouth a bit, gently pinching her clit between his teeth. With her most sensitive piece being stuck in place his tongue moved in to finish what he had started, practically writing out the Chinese alphabet across the little nub.

Twilight felt her legs instinctively tighten around Ryan's head as she finally unloaded onto him. At any other point in time she would worry about whether or not his skull would cave in, but right now her attention was more on the almost instantaneous and extremely intense orgasm she was having. Nearly five whole minutes the euphoric feeling finally beings subside, allowing her to move her body at her own leisure.

Her legs softened their grip on her mate and fell to the side, leaving her as nothing more than a sweaty, panting mess on her own bed. Much to her surprise though, Ryan was still buried in her marehood. He wasn't doing anything, he was just there.

She looked down to find him laying with his head buried between her thighs, unmoving. "Ryan...are you okay?" She asked with a worried voice. He started grumbling in response. "Ryan!" She yelled in a panic, thinking that she had hurt him.

Ryan's arms started flailing around and lightly clawing at her stomach. "Help!" He yelled in a muffled tone, "I'm drowning!"

Author's Note

As far as I'm concerned, I invented he full body tongue massage. I don't care what ANY of you say! And to all of my fellow men out there who have girlfriends; The next time she asks you for a massage (Or just offer to give her one you lazy fucks) do it the exact way I described here. It may not release as much tension, but every girl I've done it to became so relaxed that the world practically melted around them...and then we would fuck, cause I couldn't help but focus on all of those really sensitive spots they had...then I would drown.
This advice comes at a price though and honestly I'm not really proud of this, but it had to be done. Please go to THIS LINK and check it out. Just watch the video and you will understand.
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