Author's Note

I'm cancelling this story. Not because I hate it and this idea is going in the trash, but because I wanted to adapt it into third person. I felt that f you focus on one person then you might miss the bigger picture. Plus I lazy.

Entry 4

I’m writing this while on a train, I’m heading to the Crystal Empire. Can you believe? I’m so excited, I always wanted to be a princess. And now I can.

We’re here! The hotel is amazing and we got to meet Princess Flurry Heart, she’s so cute. I’m already plotting to kill her! Poison wouldn’t be so satisfying but, it’s easier. Anyway, today we went to a bowling alley. I met this girl named Turquoise Ball, we talked for awhile and then went to the restaurant.

The food was good and I’m gonna have to bring home some crystal berries and crystal corn. I also got a free flugelhorn. Then after that we went to see a light show, it was very pretty but I fell asleep near the end.

I killed Turquoise today, we went ice skating and when nopony was looking a pushed her off the cliff. I said that she must of tripped and fell. All I had to do was fake cry and I got off scot-free. There’s a large fence around the ice now, it’s a sight for sore eyes.

After that me and my mom had the BESTEST hot chocolate in the world. Imported all the way from YakYakistan! It was nice but I have a job to do. I have the poison it’s comprised of rotten berries, poisonous berries, and ground up apple seeds.

I put them in some cookies and luckily there’s a batch of cookies being delivered. We’re gonna to a dinner with the Royal Family and the cookies are for dessert. I guess everypony would eat the cookies but it would only be fatal in babies.

I have a pretty blue dress that I’m gonna wear and I can’t wait! So what I did was I set up a lemonade stand in front of the train station. Then the delivery pony came and took some of my lemonade, I chatted with him. (This was well after rush hour.) And after drinking it he had to pee so he left the cookies with me. That’s when I switched the cookies with the real ones.

He said, “good day, Miss” and left. I had made a bit of money from the lemonade which was another win.

We’re on the train again, this time going to Canterlot for Flurry Heart’s funeral. Here’s what happened:

We went to dinner and the dinner was so delicious, I ate 3 plates of roasted veggies and baked potatoes. Then the dessert, I took my parents cookies so they didn’t have to eat it. Then the others ate up.

“Want ah cookie? Huh?! Wanna cookie,” Cadence coed and fed Flurry Heart a 2nd cookie. Then it happened, Flurry Heart began to choke and bursts of energy shoot from her horn. And then she collapsed, Prince Shining ran over checking her pulse.

“She’s...she’s...gone….”

Princess Cadence eyes widened and began to sob, “GUARDS GET HER TO THE HOSPITAL!”

The next day we got word that she died from poison. They couldn’t tell from what because of all the other stuff she ate. But for now the suspects are all the chefs and maids, Sir Sunburst, and the delivery pony.

Now it’s nighttime and we’re headed to Canterlot, there I can kill other ponies. I feel that my cutie mark means that I’m a natural born leader. I got it after leading my class through the museum after we lost our teacher Miss Sunny. I wear a tiara because I’m a princess, that’s why I can get foals to listen to me even after I bully them half-to-death.

I’m so tired, I’m gonna go to sleep. I’m gonna write about what happens at Canterlot.

My dad decided to go back home to Ponyville, he already lost some of his business because of Flurry Heart’s death. But we left after the grand funeral, I only cared about the food since I killed Flurry Heart.

Another thing is that I finally got around to killing Tangrine Hoops. She was fun and lasted a long time!

We were in the forest as usual but we were in a whole new area! I got lost trying to find a lake to wash off in. Anyway, I wanted to do something new and exciting.

I was able to overpower her and I got ontop of her.

“PLEASE STOP THIS ISN’T FUNNY!”

“I’m not trying to be funny! Just wait until we get ‘home.”

“Home?” She began to struggle as I slowly pricked her neck with a syringe and she passed out. I dragged her out into a campsite that I had set up early. I strapped her down inside a tent. And placed a gag around her.

She woke up and began to struggle. I stepped forward with a kitchen knife in my hoof. I sliced her stomach open, today I wanted to play with her organs.

Let’s call her Hoop, Hoop began to swear and curse me out. I laughed since I couldn’t understand her. I pulled out the first organ I could find, it was slimy. I laughed and played with it for awhile, tossing it in the air and just analyzing it. I placed it on her forehead and it slid down, I ripped her gag off and put the organ inside. Then I closed the gag around her mouth and the organ. I dug around in her chest cavity and found her large intestine, I pulled it out and slung it around my neck.

“It’s a shame we don’t learn about organs until high school. But I can teach myself. I call this Mr. Snake,” I joked.

I could barely hear her say, Fuck You. I gasped and suck langue, “how dare you! Do you speak to your mother with that mouth. I bet she’s off kissing another mare, gross.”

Hoop struggled again as I dug around in her stomach again, my hooves tainted in blood. I ripped out a strange organ, it was like an oval and I couldn’t get it without cutting open her ribcage. I guess it was her lung.

“This is your lung, my mom told me you need it to breathe. But my Nanny said that you could survive with only one lung if you keep it healthy and don’t smoke or eat fatty stuff.”

Hoops whimpered and accepted her fate. I sighed and slapped her across the face, “you don’t get to give up! I say when it’s over! But fine you were nice and actually talked to me. Sooo, I’ll make the torture worse!” I began to rip all her organs out and tossed them into a bucket of acid that I got from the lake. When I was done I began to let loose and stabbed her. I avoided any vital parts of the body so she survived even after I was satisfied.

I ripped off the gag and Hoop spat out the organ, I slapped her again. I took a metal cup and scooped up some acid and splashed it on her face. I watched in amazement as her face melted away, I carefully put her brain in a plastic shopping bag and put it in front of Miss Mayor Mare’s house.

I don’t know what will happen but, I doubt she’ll like my ‘gift.’