BronyCon Ad by Big Bill Hell's cars

by CanadianCapitalist

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Dark
Length: 226

Here's what happens when you make a pony parody, of a commercial parody.

Warning, the following parody contains coarse language not suitable for younger audiences, reader discretion is advised

The following story is based of the infamous "Big Bill Hell's cars" commercial that was made as a parody of car dealership commercials for some TV station, this parody is not meant to bash bronies or BronyCon itself, and is just some humor poking fun at the lives of bronies.

I know it's not really a fanfic, but the idea was too funny for me to ignore, plus BronyCon and this faux car dealership both happen to be in Baltimore, Maryland.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-29 02:33:36 UTC

F you Baltimore

"Fuck you, Baltimore!"

"If you're dumb enough to waste time and money this weekend, you're a big enough schmutz to come to BronyCon."

"Cosplayers! Shippers!! Cloppers!!!"

"If you think that you're gonna find a normal person at this event, you can kiss my ass!"

"It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!"

"If you find a better convention, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!"

"You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!!"

"Bring your money, bring your cosplay, bring your clopfic! We'll clop to it!"

"That's Right! We'll clop to  your fic!"

"Because at BronyCon, you're gonna get clopped six ways from Sunday!"

"Take a hike to BronyCon!"

"Home of challenge Shipping! That's right, challenge shipping!"

"How does it work? If you can create a ship between two characters and get the bronie's approval, you get a bunch of free plushies."

"Don't wait, don't delay."

"Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!"

"Only at BronyCon: The only convention that loves and tolerates the shit out of you!"

"Hurry up, asshole!"

"This event ends after the weekend, and you better not badmouth us or you're a dead motherfucker!"

"Go to hell!"

"BronyCon: Baltimore's cleanest and exclusive home of the most loving and tolerable sons of bitches in the state of Maryland. Guaranteed!"