Everyone in Ponyville knows about Lyra's obsession with researching humans, tall, bipedal creatures believed to belong only in the realm of fairy tales.

When Twilight Sparkle comes back into town after visiting her fellow princesses in Canterlot she has a strange tale to tell the excitable unicorn. With this in mind she has an important question to ask her unsuspecting marefriend.

A parody of 'Would it matter if I was?' by GaPjaxie