Fan-Ponys

by The_Laundry

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 377

The Mane 6 go on a cross-country road trip to Skytrotter Ranch for their dying friend to watch "Stare Wars: The Horse Awakens

Fact: The HYPE for Rouge one is real. Another fact: I went to see Fan-Boys at a drive-in theater (its a place where you watch movies OUTSIDE ya whippersnappers) two days before starting this.

Twilight is reunited with her old friends at a party one night where she learns that Fluttershy is terminally ill with cancer. After some thought she decides it would be best to lay down her duties for awhile and break in to Skytrotter Ranch so they can watch Stare Wars in Fluttershy's last months. Will They make it? Or will they give up? Find out next time, same pony-channel, same pony-time

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-31 02:14:10 UTC

The quest begins...

Everypony was having a blast at Derpy's Nightmare Night party. There was plenty of cider to go around, pony were reuniting with old friends, and The Trotting Stones were playing on a speaker. All that changed when four imperial staretroopers and the dark lord of the dark side of the horse, Darth Moon, came in, though just pony's wearing costumes.

"Give you self to the dark side." said Darth Moon in her deep robotic voice before taking off her helmet and sitting down along side the other unmasked troopers.

"Applejack? Is that you?" asked a Twilight

"Eeyup." said AJ " And is that Twilight Sparkle as a- um..".

"Insurance Agent." said the purple alicorn.

"Geez Twilight, it looks you just came from work." interjected a certain cyan pegasus.

"It does! It really does!" shouted a pink mare.

"That because I did, Pinkie." grumbled Twilight before saying "So, Its been what... like a year?"

"Three." muttered Fluttershy

"Well then! We've got a lot of caching up to do!" said Rarity.

After exchanging stories, Rainbow decided to break the mold with a strange question. "You remember the plan we made to drive all the way to Skytrotter Ranch and steal the rough cut of the newest movie?"

"Dash. That was 5 years ago, I have a good job now..." said Twilight with the slightest hint of nostalgia in her voice.

"Fluttershy is dying." said Rainbow flatly.

"WHAT!?!" Yelled Twilight.

"The only thing she wants to do before ya know... Passes, is to see the new Stare Wars movie. The only way to do that in 4 months is to break into Skytrotter Ranch." said Dash.

"Hmm.... Alright. I'll do it but only for Fluttershy." said the purple mare.

"YESSSSS!" Yelled the Rainbow maned pegasus.

3 DAYS LATER

The 6 mares were gathered around a table looking from the floor plans of the ranch to a smug looking Applejack, stunned.

"Applejack! This! Is! INCREDIBLE!! How did you even?!" stammered Twilight.

"Good friend o' mine. She has people on the inside of the ranch, name's Rouge One." answered the apple farmer. "We'll meet her in Faustin, Texas."

"Alrighty then! Now we just pile into Dash's van and we're all set to go!" said Pinkie Pie.