dimension travel? 1 Ponys?!

by Byron

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Science Fiction, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 821

me in eqestria

I'm quirky but can be Sirius at times. this is basickly just me in Equestria (hie). eventually, this will stop being FIM/fanfic and will be continued on another site which will be listed later. now go read it even I don't now the events and I want you to find out
also this is more t get it out of my head, and I have no proofreader so if you're up to it I would like your help.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-10-18 21:53:10 UTC

uh oh

"I did it" I shouted "I finally did it!!", and I had. hi!  I'm Crafting that guy in the corner talking about quantum physics and a party at the same time. I do this that and the other thing. I had ben working on a machine that would revolutionize transportation, a teleport. but as with everything I needed to test it.

"alright." I said as I opened the door "here goes nothing." closing the door I sat down and pressed the button and then saw a flash of light...

2 hours later

"uouuoou" I groaned opening my eyes, then I screamed loud, very loud. I was in a forest, not what I thought would happen when I pressed the button. when I was done screaming I tried to know where I was and couldn't, no cites even a sign of human life. "ooookkaaaaaayy" was all I could say. I stood up and started to walk. I looked down at my feet getting board and then the screaming came...again. at the end of two fur-covered legs, were two hooves! I fell over backward and flailed my arms and legs for several minutes until I had calmed down. then getting a better look I saw 3 holes in each leg/hoof. I shrieked but did not scream which is an improvement. what happened? The teleporter must have scrambled my DNA! Need to get that fixed when I get back. .

Trying to calm down more I looked at my hand and screamed (darn thought I got over that). What I saw was a hand that was covered with horse hair and claws.

As I calmed down I started to think OK OK calm down and think, your DNA is severely messed up and you look like Frankenstein's monster, good thing DNA repair was discovered. I need a hospital and a psychiatrist after that maybe 3 weeks off work. I felt better, thinking always made me feel better, even calmed me down I looked at my chest and… did nothing (yes! No scream for the win!). What I saw was horse hair and scales… scales!?! Okay. that was unexpected. Seeing my vest calmed me down even though it had changed shape my vest was covered with most of my nonlethal weapons like smoke bombs and a Taser pistol I had brought it in case I ended up in a hostile country.  Seeing it had changed I wondered if my backpack did as well, looking at my back I screamed and popped out my wings, next I screamed in pain.

--5 seconds earlier outside the Everfree forest—

Fluttershy had been picking flowers outside of the Everfree forest and heard a scream of fear then a part scream part roar of pain and turned to run then stopped. thinking about its pain she braved her fears and went right in. There she met the most terrifying creature she had ever seen before.

-Back to me-

Turing my head and looking at where the pain was coming from I saw my backpack strapped to my wings. Trying to close my wings I succeeded and let out a sigh of relief and saw a horse? No, a pony? looking at me with the most fear stricken eyes I had ever seen. The pony had a yellow coat and pink mane and was about half my size. I raised my hand about to wave when the cute little pony let out a scream that shouldn’t have been possible! It wasn’t that scary except it popped out its wings, that’s why I screamed and fell over backward.

I stopped screaming the moment I saw another winged pony flying straight at me, eyes filled with rage. I scrambled to my feet and ducked under a tree the blue pony with a rainbow colored mane stopped just before it hit the ground looked at me and spoke!!! “Don’t you dare heart Fluttershy.” My eyes turned to basketballs. I turned to run, and then, everything clicked which in turn broke my brain the next thing I know I had fainted.

    ??? Hours later

"MMMMM" I opened my eyes and saw a wood roof well that was a weird dream. wonder why Fluttershy was there?

"oh good you are awake!" said you know who.

"Hm?...ahhhhhh!!!" [Color=be4343] f-f-f-Fluttershy! How is Fluttershy here!! Wait, animals... wood... oh I know how Fluttershy is here. In her cottage. Taking care of me. Well... huh.

"Oh don't be scared I won't hurt you."

"Scared no, startled is more like it."

And 3... 2... 1... increase eye size to ten!

Fluttershy's eyes couldn't get any bigger even if I said I was from another dimension! Wait, am I that would make sense of why I changed after I teleported.

"Y-y-y-you can talk!"

"well of corse I can talk! what do I look like? Dirt?"

"W-well I just thought that..."

"heh heh it's ok, I'm actually surprised I can still talk!"