Twilight experiences a writer’s block in the middle of a writing contest whose prompt is “soft hands”.

Spike comes to her help. With improbable results on both ends.

A silly, talking heads (more like a play excerpt), meta-story written on the back of an envelope for the July 2016 “Soft hands” contest under Present Perfect’s and Majin Syeekoh’s patronage. Has little relevance outside this specific framework, so please skip.

Sleeve by “colon karzahnii” on Derpibooru.