Scythes, Masks, and Tornadoes

by PYROontheAIR

Chapter 11.5: Fourth wall be damned!

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WARNING: The 4th wall will be absolutely incinerated, exterminated, annihilated, Pinkie Pie'd, and absolutely smashed to pieces in this chapter.


Spiral mountain base

3rd person view


"Hold it boys!" Mask yelled as he barged into the room.

"What is it?" asked Majora, confused, as well as somewhat peeved because calling a group of people 'boys' was usually his shtick.

"I say we cancel Operation: MLH" Mask replied "In our current universe of focus anyways."

"What?" Majora jumped up "But we were planning this for awhile, we even had Silver monologue about it in an earlier chapter, and picked out special names for ourselves!"

"Yeah well, 1. The name 'Tez' is stupid, as I have just realized, and 2. We can still do it in another universe, because if someone finds me, and there's a character on TV that looks and sounds just like me, then they will either treat me like a celebrity, which I hate, or not take me seriously, which I also hate. Besides, we can write another story about it anyways." Mask replied, in a matter-of-fact manner.

"While on the the topic of other stories, we are still going to do Della for a day, right?" Drayden piped up.

"Of course we still are, oh kinda-brother of mine," Mask started "In fact, we're also doing a story concerning a tree made of your dark magic, despite the fact that you are only seen for a second and none of us are ever heard of again after that."

"It's called 'The Black Tree'." Majora added in.

Silver decided to speak up "By the way, what about you're parts that are slowly eating away at the actual story, Mask?"

"Glad you asked, Silv," Mask replied "My parts will almost be taken out of the story, as I will reprise my role as Frost Mask, except as a child atending ponyville's school that I don't know the actual name of."

"But what about the party you atended as Frost Mask?" Asked Drayden.

"Everyone's memory of me from that party will be erased except for Pinkie Pie's and Twilight Sparkle's, as for why Twi's memory won't be erased, well, finish my sentence Xavier!"

"But how will I know what to say?" The alligator in question asked.

"Just read below." Mask replied, referencing the fact that this chapter is all about breaking the fourth wall.

"Oh, Ok," Xavier said, reading from 'Chapter 11.5: Fourth wall be damned' "This will be explained in 'Dreamsurfer' A story that hasn't been written yet, but in this timeline has probably already happened, and Mask's parts will continue in 'Crusader' which, again, hasn't been written yet. I'm an alligator."

"Ain't we just?"

"No. No we are not"

"Raxacoricofallapatorius"

"Peanut butter"

"He tried to kill me with a forklift!"

"LAUGHING GAS! HAHAHEEHEEHOOHAHEEHEEHEEHOOHOOooooooo..."

And so, everyone was knocked out from the laughing gas, and noone saw a TARDIS materializing, in the shape of a cabinet, or the door opening.

"What about my parts?" Asked the Writer, stepping out of his TARDIS "Guys. Guys?"


We would like to adress that the Writer's adventures with the Doctor won't be adressed much, or get it's own story, and will be more of a background adventure for SMaT, not being fully detailed, and being more of an interlude between inmportant events.

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