Scythes, Masks, and Tornadoes

by PYROontheAIR

Rating: everyone
Tags: Spike, Adventure, Slice of Life, Main 6, Princess Luna, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Romance
Length: 9684

CANCELLED. LIKE, REALLY REALLY CANCELLED. GO HOME.

CANCELLED. LIKE, REALLY REALLY CANCELLED. GO HOME.

The continuation to Story of 3 (Almost all of my stories will take place in the same canon, if a story that I write is not in my canon, it will say so in the description). Death, Ray Tess, and Windsweeper end up in ponyville. Will their reunion with old friends go well? What Adventures will they face along he way? Will Scootaloo and Rumble lane be shipped? Find out in...SCYTHES, MASKS, AND TORNADOES!

Ships: RayJack, Rainbowsweeper, Death Pie, Maybe Rumbaloo, and maybe, just maybe Twijora. maybe.

A crossover (sorta) with spheres, however, the 2 stories take place in 2 different universes.

Published 2012-06-23 04:54:03 UTC
Last updated 2020-02-01 17:34:56 UTC

Chapter 1: Ponyville, the town that's scared of everything

Fields around Ponyville

Death's P.O.V.

As I walked, I noticed a small town in the distance.

"That must be ponyville" I said to myself

I galloped as fast as I could, slowing down once I got to the town's border. I trotted through town, looking for Pinkie. When I had reached the marketplace in the middle of town, and still had'nt seen her. I decided to ask somepony where I could find her.

I spotted an orange mare with a blonde mane and a cowpony hat manning an apple stand.

I trotted up to her.

"Excuse me miss, do you know where-" I was cut off when she saw my eyes and screamed.

"AAAH! MONSTER PONY! RUN FOR YA LIVES!"

Everypony in the marketplace turned to me, saw my eyes, screamed, and ran into their respective houses, except for one Mare, who jumped into a bucket of oranges.

"Why does this always happen?" I asked myself.

Applejack's P.O.V.

I galloped through ponyville to the library, so I could warn Twilight and we could gather the others.

I arrived at the library and burst through the door.

"Twilight!" I yelled.

"What is it Applejack?" she asked me

"There's a monster pony on the loose in town!"

"Don't you think you're exagerrating, or judging by looks, like with the Zecora incident?"

"No Twilight, he had huge Yellow eyes, and the whites were black"

"Um, Twilight?" asked Spike.

"Yes Spike?"

"Doesn't that sound like the ponies in that history book you were  reading?"

"You're right Spike!" Replied Twilight, levatating a book with her magic.

"Um, Twi? What book are ya'll talkin' 'bout here?" I asked

"Well, ponies with eyes like that have appeared through history, each one was remarkably evil." Twilight explained, opening the book" The first one, a unicorn named Conquest, tried to Overthrow the princesses soonly after they defeated Discord. The second one, an earth pony named Famine, Stole food (among other thing) from ponies everywhere. The third, and last one, was War, a pegasus pony, who caused a war between two great cities that were trying to make peace, causing both of them to fall."

"Well Twi, If there names are going along with the horsemen of the apocalyse from Celestia's bible, then shouldn't this pony's name be..."

"Death"

"Death"

"Death"

Me, Twi and Spike all said that at the same time.

"These evil ponies all did something representing the horsemen of the apocalypse, He could spread some sort of Plague throughout Equestria! We have to stop him!" Twi exclaimed.

We all ran out to gather the others.

"Rainbow, there's a monster pony loose in ponyville!"

"Rarity, there's a monster pony loose in ponyville!"

"Pinkie, there's a monster pony loose in ponyville!"

"Fluttershy, there's a monster pony loose in ponyville!"

Fluttershy didn't come out.

"A a a a m m m monster p p p pony?" she asked from inside

"C'mon Sugarcube, were gonna defeat the monster pony together" I assured her.

"N n n no, I w w won't g go." she said.

"C'mon Fluttershy, don't be such a wimp" taunted Dash.

"Oh, I'm o okay with b b being a w w wimp, just dont make m me f fight the m m m monster p p pony." she said.

Twilight sighed, then grabbed Fluttershy in her Telekinetic grasp.

Death's P.O.V.

I walked through the streets, almost forgetting why I was here in the first place. Suddenly, 5 Mares Jumped in front of me. One of them was the Orange earth pony from earlier. A pink and Yellow Pegasus hid behind her mane. A purple unicorn yelled at me.

"Stop right there, monster pony!"

A blue pegasus with a rainbow mane asked the other 4 mares: "Hey, where's Pinkie?"

Oh, that's just dandy. Finally somepony who knows where Pinkie  is, and there trying to kill me.

Suddenly I heard a shout.

"DEATHIE!"

And I was tackled by the pink puffball known as Pinkie pie.

????

????'s P.O.V.

"Ouch, that's gotta hurt."

Ponyville

Death's P.O.V.

Before anypony could explain anything to anyone, a familiar purple earth pony with an orange mane trotted by.

"Hi Pinkie. Hi Death."

He trotted over the the orange earth pony mare.

"Applejack, It's so good to see you!"

Chapter 1.5: back to the voice

????

????'s P.O.V.

I picked up the remote.

It slipped out of my hoof.

I reverted back to my normal form.

I picked up the remote, turned off the TV, then picked up my slushee, and took a big slurp.

"I love my life"

The door opened. A white anthropomorphic hedgehog was standing in the doorway.

Silver.

"Banjo and kazooie are arguing over which fanfiction to read first, Cupcakes, or Rocket to insanity?" He said.

"RtI is a sequel to cupcakes, so read cupcakes first, then RtI, and don't forget the alternate ending" I replied.

" Okay, thank Ev-"

"uh uh uh, no saying my name, It'll spoil my amazing character for the readers."

"Readers?"

"I broke the 4th wall Silver, so just go now, okay."

"Fine..." and with that, he left.

I took another large slurp of my slushee, and turned the TV back on, in time to hear Twilight say...

"WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!!!??????!!!!!"

(Author's note: there will be an interlude with the voice in between some chapters.)

Chapter 2: Harbinger of Confusion

Ponyville

Twilight's P.O.V.

"WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?!?!?" I screamed.

I was so confused. First, a pony with distorted eyes, which only the most evil ponies in history have, shows up. Then, Pinkie tackles him to give him a hug and greets him. AND THEN another pony shows up to see Applejack, although judging by his looks and cutie mark I doubt he's apple family.

"Well, loudy!" the purple stallion replied "I just came to visit my old pal Applejack, so if you don't mind, we have some catching up to do"

????

???? P.O.V.

"Oh no he did-ent!" I said.

"Oh yes he Di-id!" Said the blue-eyed figure sitting next to me " Bye the way, we're out of popcorn."

"Tooie!" I yelled to the green bird sitting on the floor next to the couch "Go get some more popcorn."

He stood up "Fine." He sighed.

Ponyville

Ray Tess' P.O.V.

"HEY! Watch what you say to my friends bub!" the rainbow-maned pegasus said to me.

"I apologize for being rude to your friend miss, but you know, could'nt she have said that a little more... you know... Quieter?" I sighed "My ears hurt now from all this yelling. And I lived in a city, where alot of noise was natural."

"And how do you know Pinkie and Applejack?" she asked me.

"Well I lived in Manehattan. Pinkie lived on a rock farm (still don't know how that works) outside the city, so she went to the school in the city, which was the same school I went to. I met Applejack when she moved to Manehattan and her Aunt and Uncle threw a dinner party which I attended. She realized that her true place was on the farm here in Ponyville. WITH MY HELP!! Ow my ears" I rubbed one of my ears "I probably should'nt yell so loud. And before you shoot the tall unicorn over there with a stream of questions at a mile a minute, His name is Death and He's a traveler. he knows Pinkie because He met her on his travels, and I know this because He told me and my friends this when Pinkie brought him to school. Also, don't judge him by his eyes, he left Manehattan just because someone judged him by his eyes."

"YOU MEAN HE'S NOT EVIL!?!?" The loudmouthed purple unicorn yelled.

"1. Yes, he's not evil. 2. I thought I told everyone to" I covered my ears before proceeding "STOP YELLING!"

"Well, Those won't your exact words" she replied.

I facehoofed.

????

Tooie's P.O.V.

I walked back into the dark basement with the bag of popcorn.The 2 boys were still watching the TV.

They told all of us that we're were'nt allowed to say their names. We've been told to call the blue-eyed one Mask, and while the Red-eyed one is often called "The Voice" we've Been told to call him Majora. They say it's better for "The readers" to not know their real names.

"Hopefully they can get their act together." Said Mask.

"Buuuuuut, they probably won't." said Majora.

Chapter 3: Getting our act together

Chapter 3: Getting our act together

Ponyville, a short while later

Ray Tess' P.O.V.

"So you came all the way here to see Applejack? That's so sweet." said the butter-yellow pegasus walking next to me, who had Introduced herself as Fluttershy.

"Yeah.It's always good to see an old friend." I replied, almost, but not quite, blushing.

"Just Friends? Because she seemed really really really excitied when you showed up." she said.

I blushed, lowered my head, and ran up beside Applejack.

????

Silver's P.O.V.

I was Sitting on the couch in the basement watching The events of this story, which is apparently being written down by Mask and put on some website. I guess that's why Majora was constantly talking about 'The Readers', Anyways, I was sitting on the couch next to Majora and Mask. Banjo, Kazooie, and Tooie were sitting on the floor in front of the couch. Pandora and Masquerade (The female counterparts of Majora and Mask), as weve been told to call them, were sitting on chairs on either side of the couch. There was a frog sitting on one couch arm, and a tatzelworm sitting on the other. We were told not to say their names, because Majora was going to plant an Idea in the heads of some television programmers to make a new show. The characters, Mask as the main character (Under the name Tez), Majora as a villain (Evil Tez), as well as five of their friends and their respective evil clones. Mask would then go to Equestria and make sure the princesses would allow the elements of harmony to be used in the show. They told us this because they wanted to make sure we didn't go 'What the heck' when we saw it, and I'm telling this to you, the readers, so you know why we won't say the frog and the tatzelworm's names, as well as to make sure you know the significance of the show.

Mask spoke up "Fluttershy's right, they obviously like each other."

Banjo and Masquerade nodded their heads in agreement, and Majora and Pandora, for some reason, giggled.

Ponyville Library

Spike's P.O.V.

I saw Twilight walk into the library, followed by Rainbow Dash and... A mysterious, Tall, black coated orange maned pony with Pinkie Pie clinging to his back?

Then I noticed his eyes.

"AAAH! THE MONSTER PONY CAUGHT EVERYPONY!" I screamed, and jumped behind a chair.

"Monster Pony? Where?" Asked Pinkie, still clinging to the monster pony.

"Pinkie, Can I stay with you while I'm here?" He asked Pinkie. Strange thing for a monster pony to say...

Ray Tess' P.O.V.

"Sorry" Pinkie said To Death "I'm just renting out space at sugarcube corner, we don't have any extra rooms."

"Oh." Replied Death.

"You can stay with me." I spoke up. "I bought a place around here, It's  really big and I had my stuff delivered to it. C'mon we can Decorate it!"

We trotted out of the library, but I heard the purple unicorn, who introduced herself as Twilight sparkle, say to the small dragon "Spike, we need to talk."

Ray's house

"Alright Death, I'll go set up the beds, and we can decorate tomorrow." I said and trotted upstairs. "Make yourself at home."

Cloudsdale, Sky High's house, Windsweeper's bedroom, a while later.

Windsweeper's P.O.V.

I went to sleep, not knowing i was in for a crazy dream.

I opened my eyes in the dream, and I saw, Insanity.

Chapter 3.5: Dreams and Insanity

????

Majora's P.O.V.

The characters in our little story here went to sleep, so it was time for us to do so as well. Everyone else except Mask left. Mask went to sleep on the bed in the corner of the fairly large room, and I slept on the couch.

Let's just say, Insanity insued.

Canterlot, in another universe. The universe of "Spheres."

Neon Fracture's P.O.V.

I lay down on my bed. K and C were bickering about something to do with cheese and Discord's uncle. I thought i would never get to sleep. But surprisingly, I got to sleep fast, although it wasn't my best sleep ever.

Let's just say, Insanity insued.

The land of Dreams and Insanity, Somewhere between universes, or maybe even another universe all on it's own

Windsweeper's P.O.V.

I opened my eyes. I saw a pink and purple checker-patterned land that stretched on for miles, and a blue sky with no clouds or sun.

"Where am I?"

Believe it or not, a sign with legs ran up to me and words suddenly appeared on it.

"You're in the land of Dreams and Insanity." it said on the sign. The words suddenly changed. "Have a nice day!"

Then I noticed the blue-coated black and blue-maned Pegasus mare lying on the ground.

I trotted over to her and poked her.

"Hey are you okay?" I asked.

She got up, and looked around.

"Oh great, I'm back here." she said, then turned to me.

"Who are you?"

Somewhere else in tloDaI

Mask's P.O.V.

I opened my eyes. I was shocked by the strange scenery before me, so I rubbed my eyes.

I brought my hands up to my face.

Except they weren't hands.

Nor were they hooves.

They were stubs, tiny, beige, stubs. I was usually used to waking up in another form, but my other forms usually had hands, Hooves at the least! This was not the usual apperently, so, I did the sensible thing.

I freaked out.

"GAH!"

Then, the strangest thing happened. Well, not the strangest thing, the strangest thing was the time all the ponies, all the shy guys, Cthulhu, Chuck norris, Batman, The nostalgia critic, Me, My zombie butler, and my friend all danced the Numa-Numa, but, that's another story. A story that I preferrably wont tell. But, anyways, the strange thing that happened was: A mirror with a jetpack strapped to it floated over to me. I looked at my reflection, and this is what I said:

"Well it appears I've been turned into a powerpuff. WHAT THE HECK, MAN! This day couldn't get any weirder"

"Hey Mask look at me!" I'm in my alicorn form!" I heard Majora yell.

"I stand corrected" I muttered.

Just then, 2 guys jumped in front of me. One of them Marble White, and the other Pitch Black. They both had glowing red eyes. they were alot taller than me considering that I was a powerpuff, But if I was in my normal form, we would be about the same height. The White one spoke up.

"Hi , I'm K and that's C" He said "WELCOME TO THE LAND OF DREAMS AND INSANITY!"

"I had to open my big mouth"

Back with WS and NF

Neon Fracture's P.O.V.

"So let me get this straight." The lime-green pegasus named Windsweeper said "We're in a world that only exists in your dreams, but is real at the same time? And were looking for your strange biped friends named K and C who like to annoy the heck out of you?"

"Yeah, pretty much." I replied.

Our conversation was cut short by a Manticore with a pink mane appearing in front of us. strangely enough, it spoke.

"Oh darlings!" It said "You 2 look absolutely horrendous! Here, put these on."

She pulled 2 pairs of glasses out of nowhere and put them on our muzzles. A blue pair for Windsweeper, and A Lime-green pair for Me. Heh, how funny.

"There, now you look FABULOUS!" And with that, the manticore disappeared in a puff of butterflies.

Windsweeper looked at me, and said "Let's keep going."

"Yeah, the sooner we get out of here the better." I replied.

Back with K and C and M and M (see what I did there?)

Mask's P.O.V.

"Wait if were in a land full of insanity..." Said Majora.

"Yeah?" replied K.

"Does that mean...?" Asked Majora, pulling out a lemon.

"YES!" Replied K.

10 minutes later

"This is good orange juice guys" I said, sitting beside C. There was no reply. "guys?" I looked around.

Suddenly, Majora and K appeared out of nowhere, and said in unison: "Dear reality, when life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the poor sane fools wondering how you did it."

"There you guys are!" I heard a female voice say.

I turned to see a Blue coated pegasus and... Windsweeper?

"We've been looking for you" She said to K and C " This is Windsweeper, who are your friends?"

"I'm Mask" I said to her

"I'm Majora" Said Majora.

"Well I'm Neon Fracture" She said to us.

"And I need to pee" said C, and he zipped off.

"WOW!" said Majora. "He just zipped off faster than Rainbow Dash!"

Windsweeper looked shocked. "How do you know Rainbow Dash? And where have I heard your voice before? Wait a second... You're the V-"

Suddenly the World went Black, and we all woke up.

Canterlot castle labrynth

I woke up, but I was still a powerpuff, and, by the looks of it, I was in the Canterlot castle Labrynth.

"Oh well, this is convenient for operation: MLH:AiM anyways."

Windsweeper's bedroom

Windsweeper's P.O.V.

"Whoa, that was one heck of a dream" I said rubbing my head with my hoof.

I was thirsty, so I reached out to the small table beside the bed where I had left a glass of water the night before.

I felt something different though, and I looked over to see see 3 new things sitting on the table.

A pair of blue glasses, A picture of Me, Neon, C, K, Majora, and Mask, and a blue feather.

"Whoa."

Chapter 4: Mask

Canterlot Castle labrynth

Celestia's P.O.V.

"C'mon Luna, a race through the maze will be fun" I said to my little sister, Luna.

"Um, ok" she replied.

"If you fly out, you lose, whoever gets to the end first wins, ok" i said.

"ok" she replied.

"3, 2, 1, GO!!!" And with that, we were off.

Somewhere else in the maze

Mask's P.O.V.

With my powerpuff super-hearing, I overheard Celly and Lulu were about to have a race.

"I think I'll spruce this place up a little." I said.

I snapped my (imaginary) fingers, and streamers appeared all over the walls of the square area of the maze that I was in. The floor turned into a green and blue checkerboard, with A blue Statue designed somewhat like a chess piece in the shape of a Dalek from Doctor who, and a green piece in the shape of a creeper from minecraft. To top it off, the statue of KC arising from the center. (K and C from "Spheres").

I heard fo- er hoofsteps. I jumped up to the statue of KC and sat cross-legged on it's head.

Luna walked in, staring in shock at the scene before her. She didn't notice me, so I spoke up (in a british accent).

"Why hello there, Lulu. You're looking lovely today."

She looked up, saw me, and screamed.

Back to Celly

Celestia's P.O.V.

Left.

Forward.

Forward.

Right.

Forward.

Left.

Backward.

Right.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AH! AH! AH! EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" I heard Luna scream.

I stood in place, wondering what could have caused Luna to scream like that.

I flew over to check out what was wrong.

I thought as I flew < What could have happened? Has Discord escaped again? Or one of the other beasts we've frozen into a statue?>

I landed in the place where I heard the scream come from. I looked around in shock. The area was set up like a party, with three strange statues. A green statue which depicted a creature with 4 tiny stubs for legs. It had no arms, but it stood at a height that was almost as tall as a minotaur. It had a very strange face. A blue statue depicted some sort of round shaped machine with 3 rods sticking out. I saw luna on the ground shaking, and looked up to look at the 3rd statue, Depicting a bipedal creature standing by a mirror. This statue was made of stone. Sitting on the head of the statue, was a much smaller bipedal creature, with orange hair and blue eyes, and a lack of the claws that the statue had (Author's note: Those "claws" being fingers, but Celly doesn't know that). It had something resembling clothing on, the upsmost piece of clothing had the face that the green statue had on it. It jumped down and spoke to me.

"Sorry celly, but you flew, therefore you lose the race." it said.

"What are you?" I asked it.

"What is it Celly?" It asked "Have you never seen a Demi-God in the form of a powerpuff before? My name's Mask, it is a pleasure to meet you."

(Author's note: Here's a link to a picture I drew, Depicted powerpuff me (As well as PPG Finn from adventure time and PPG Ben from Ben 10) http://raythedeku.deviantart.com/gallery/36470646#/d4vc113 .

Chapter 6: A mask of many faces

Canterlot Castle

Mask's P.O.V.

It was a day since I arrived in Canterlot, and I explained every last one of my exploits, as well as who I was, to the princesses and the guards (Because I did'nt want the guards trying to kill me).

Of course, I had to pause time, because my explanations and stories took the time of 5 days to tell.

Let's just say that Celestia wasn't very shocked. Who knew she had a mirror that let her talk to her male self, Solaris?

Well, I did, but I didn't know she had the mirror in question in this universe.

So, anyways, I was walking through the castle halls with Celly and Lulu, and I started up a conversation.

"So, Luna. I know other versions of you do, but do you play video games?" I asked.

"Yes. Do you want to play?"

An N64 appeared on my head.

"I Challenge you to see who can beat the game Banjo-Kazooie the fastest" I shouted.

"Oh, You're on! Race you to the game room!" And then she ran off.

"But I don't know where it is!" I called out.

"Down the hall, to the left, third room on the right." Said Celestia.

"Thanks Celly!" I said, then flew off at POWERPUFF SPEED!

I flew right past Luna and Into the game room.

I snapped my (again, imaginary) fingers, and a slushie appeared in my hands.

Luna came in, and I sat on the couch, and took a sip of my slushee.

"Prrroblem Lulu?" I said, trollingly.

She pouted a bit, then smiled and said "Okay, let's play." She took the N64 off of my head.

"Oh, I forgot that was there." I  said, then I took it from her, went to the TV, plugged it in, made a controller appear, plugged that in, made the Banjo-Kazooie game cartridge appear, put it in the N64, turned on the N64, picked up the controller, sat back on the couch, and let the starting cutscene play.

'Dun nuh nuh nuh

*knock knock knock knock*

Den neh neh neh

"Guh-huh!"

Duuuun-nuuh-nuuh-nuuh-nuh

Din nin din din din...'

Some time later

Luna's game room ( in real life)

Clanker's cavern (In the game)

32 jiggies, 300 notes

"Finally, I only need 1 more jiggy, Clanker scares the heck out of me" I said.

"I'll keep that in mind.." Replied Luna, somewhat trollingly.

Alot of  time later

Top of the tower, Grunty's lair (in the game)

100 jiggies, 900 notes

'JINJOOOO!'

'gah!'

"Yeah" I yelled "I beat the game in..." I pulled out a pocketwatch "2 hours, 34 minutes, and 14.66 seconds! Try and beat that Lulu!"

I tried to hand her the controller, but she pulled it right out of my hands with her magic.

"Don't mind If I do." She said.

A while later

Grunty's lair (in the game)

23 Jiggies, 200 notes

"I'm heading into Clanker's cavern now." Luna said.

"I'll just hide behind the couch." I replied.

Alot later, when Luna beat the game.

"YAY! I beat it! How long did I take?" Asked Luna.

I pulled out my pocketwatch "2 hours, 21 minutes, and 2 seconds" I said, shocked.

"YAY! I win!" She yelled.

"Congratulations" Said Celly, who had joined us and was sitting on a chair beside the couch.

"Yes, congratulation indeed" I said. "And as a reward, I will allow you to see three of my different forms."

"You mean you don't always look like that?" Asked Celly.

"Nope, I just woke up like that, I blame the land of dreams and insanity,but anyways..."

I morphed into an Adventure time style human.

"You can call me RTD"

I morphed into a deku scrub.

"The name's Ray the deku"

I morphed into a yellow anthropomorphic hedgehog.

"Spade the hedgehog, at your service."

I morphed back into a powerpuff.

"So there you go"

"Cool" Said Lulu.

"Interesting" Said Celly.

"Well, I'm tired" I said "So, do I get my own room or do I sleep in a little doggy bed?"

Chapter 7: A mint

(This chapter is the party from Death's P.O.V. and it will be alot longer than Ray's because Death will actually having conversations with some of the ponies instead of bumping into time lords and..... whatever it is that Ray did after that.)

Ponyville Library

Dath's P.O.V.

Ray bounced off and I was left standing there with a mint in my hoof. I picked it up in my telekinetic grasp and let it float into my saddlebag. I saw a table with food and drinks on it, so I trotted over to it.

A mint-green unicorn mare was standing on her back hooves and leaning on the table. She sipped her drink lost her grip of the cup, dropped it on the floor, and slipped in it.

"Are you alright?" I asked, and helped her up.

"Yeah, I'm fine..." She said. "My names Lyra by the way."

"I'm Death" I said. She looked at me funny. "No, I'm not the grim reaper" I added, and she breathed a sigh of relief.

"So," She said, casually "What's with the eyes?"

I gave her an annoyed look. My eyes had always been a sensitive point to me, from ponies making fun of them when I was really young, to them running in fear of me like I had some kind of diseasewhen I was older. My eyes were not my best feature, one might say.

I think she got the point of my look, and quickly replied with "Sorry".

I poured myself a cup of berry punch and levitated the mint from my bag into the cup.

"Uuuum, what did you just drop in your cup?" Lyra asked.

"A mint."

"A mint?"

"Yes, a mint, haven't you ever tried mints in berry punch, tastes delicious. Ask Pinkie and she'll probably give you a mint."

"No, I think I'm good, thanks. Say, have you ever heard of humans?"

"Yes, I've read several books about them on my travels."

"Really? Do you believe in them, because I do but all my friends think I'm crazy!"

"I believe in them, in fact I have a book about them in my bag" I levitated a very large book out of my saddlebag, marked 'Human Theories and sightings throughout history'.

"How did that huge book fit in that tiny saddlebag?" Lyra asked, stunned.

"I had it enchanted. The inner space of the bag exists in an alternate reality."

"Huh?"

"It means it's bigger on the inside Lyra." I stated flatly.

I saw a chestnut brown stallion's ears perk up when I said 'Bigger on the Inside'.

"Oooooohhhh, I get it now" Said Lyra, starting to understand. "So, anyways, I heard there's gonna be a cartoon show coming soon on television about humans."

"Interesting, I'll have to see that when it comes out."

"Can I read that book?"

"Sure" I levitated the large book over to her.

I started to walk away when Lyra yelled "I'll make sure to return it, eventually!"

I walked over to a dark purple earth pony mare with a mane and tail that were 2 shades of pink.

She saw me and decided to introduce herself "Hello I'm Cheerilee, Ponyville's schoolteacher."

"I'm Death, traveler of Equestria in search of family. I never knew my parents."

"That's so sad."

"I know, but it's true."

"Does that mean you never went to school?"

"I went this one time, but it was only for one day. I self-tutored myself with the books I collect."

"Interesting, Is there anything in particular that you're studying now?"

"Quantum physics." Again, I saw the chestnut stallion's ears perk up.

"I read up on that a while ago, and how time doesn't necessarily go in a straight line..."

"It's more of a big-" I continued her sentence, but I was cut off by another voice.

"Big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff."

We turned to see the chestnut stallion right in front of us.

"Hello," He said "I'm the Doctor".

He pulled out a small bag "Would you like a jelly baby?"

Chapter 8: Nocturne

Canterlot castle

Luna's P.O.V.

I looked at the little doggie-bed that Mask was sleeping in. He was lightly snoring and talking in his sleep.

"Sonic screwdriver...Silver, don't push that button... Lazerz... Bubbles... Muffins... ENDERDRAGON!!!"

He awoke and shot up.

"What is wrong?" I asked him.

"Oh, hi Luna, it was just a nightmare....." He said, followed by mumbling that I couldn't understand.

Mask's P.O.V.

"Freaking enderdragon, I hate enderdragons....Enderdragon, nya nya nya, this sucks" I mumbled.

I started to walk out of the room, but I was interrupted by Luna.

"Where art thou heading, Mask" she asked.

"Going stargazing, wanna come?"

"I need to get some sleep."

"I would think that as princess of the night that you would sleep in the day."

"Tia and I never slept before I was... sent away, but recent science says that no sleep is bad for you."

"Well, I hardly ever sleep, the night is just so wonderful."

"You really think so?"

"Yes, and I guess that's also a compliment to you, so you can take it as one." And then I left.

I walked out of the castle and into the garden. I looked around for a statue to sit in front of.

Pony with a flag... no.

Discord... maybe.

Tirek... Wait a second... "TIREK?"

I saw the statue of Tirek right in front of my eyes. No way I was going near that weirdo.

"You know what... I'm just gonna sit near Discord."

I sat in front of discord and looked at the stars.

'Indeed, buddy-boy'

'Just thought I'd check up on you, so, what's up?'

*Luna beat a video-game faster than you?*

'That voice sounds familiar, but I just can't-'

'DISCORD!?!'

*Yep, That's me, but why is the Majora guy yelling?*

*Uh, Why?*

'DAMN RIGHT!'

'Oh, sorry, SHUT UP!'

*Oh no you did-ent!*

'Oh yes I di-id!'

I walked back to my doggie-bed in Luna's room.

"Well, I did learn one thing from my stargazing trip" I said.

"And that would be?" asked Luna.

"Arguing with a god and a demi-god, not fun."

Chapter 9: Wind

Cloudsdale

3 days after chapter 8: nocturne

Windsweeper's P.O.V.

My bags were packed.

I was ready to leave.

Leave for Ponyville.

"Seeya Sky" I said to Sky High, my friend and long time house-mate Sky High "I'm leaving now"

"Later Sweeper" He replied. He never did talk much.

The sun was rising, but I was falling. Downwards towards ponyville.

I asked myself, before opening my wings and flying downwards.

I landed on the path to ponyville.

The town was bustling with activity, So I decided to fly overhead.

Strangely enough, I saw a pink mare on the roof of one of the houses.

She saw me too, gasped, and dashed off.

Dashed.

Dash.

Rainbow Dash.

I now remembered why I had come here. To see Rainbow Dash again.

'As I said all those years ago, you're totally crushing on her.'

'Yeah, well you're gonna be seeing alot more of me soon enough, buddy-boy! Whether it be Dream world or real world, you'll see me soon!'

'SO LONG!'

After walking for awhile I came across 2 ponies with orange manes like mine, a purple earth pony stallion, and a black unicorn stallion, talking to a blonde maned earth pony mare with a light orange coat who was sitting behind an apple stand.

"Hey Applejack, what's up?" asked the purple one to the light orange one, who was apperantly named 'Applejack'.

"Workin' the apple stand, but buisness is mighty slow taday." she said.

"Can I help? I like helping." The purple one said "Tell her about yesterday, Death."

I moved closer, wanting to hear what had happened to them yesterday. Although I didn't quite understand why a pony would be named 'Death'.

"Well," The stallion named Death started"We were walking through town when we saw a grey pegasus mare dragging a couch through the streets. Ray went over and asked if she needed help, she said yes,  and we helped her carry the couch to her house. Then there was the day before that with the chestnut brown stallion and the blue box-" He was cut off by the mare named Applejack.

"Okay, Ah git it Ah git it, you can help if you want to Ray"

"Yes!" The stallion named Ray stated, as he sat down beside the mare named Applejack.

"Now then," Said Death "I'll take a dozen apples please."

"That'll be-" That was when I stopped listening. The stallion handed her the bits and took the apples, then started to walk in my direction.

"Are you new here? I didn't see you at the party a few night back" He asked. Wait, party?

"Yeah, I came here to meet with... an old friend, unfortunately, I don't  have any place to stay."

"I came to see an old friend too, and so did Ray over ther. He was moving here while I was going to leave, so I decided to stay with him. But then the friend I was visiting begged me to stay, so I am. Ray bought a really big house, do you want to stay with us?"

I thought for a moment about the offer. "Sure, why not!"

The black stallion turned and yelled to his friend "RAY! WE HAVE A NEW HOUSE-MATE!"

Chapter 9.5: The incredibly short chapter created to house 1 single joke

????

Majora's P.O.V.

I was walking through the house, when I came across a door that I didn't recognize.

"Hmmm, I wonder what's in here?"

I opened the door and walked inside

10 MINUTES LATER

I ran out of the room with my butt on fire.

"I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!"

Chapter 10: Under a mask of magic

Chapter 10: Under a mask of magic

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Chapter 10: What just Happened?

Canterlot Castle

Mask's P.O.V.

I kept a small video device with me to see what our little heroes were up to while I stayed in Canterlot.

It had seemed that Pinkie had seen Windsweeper, and it was my guess that Pinkie would send the message to come to the party the same way that she had sent the massage to Death and Ray.

A note that said: Come to the library.

Of course, I was right, and Death and Ray were not present in the house as well, probably already at the party.

What I didn't expect, however, was a letter in the mail adressed to me saying:

Dear Mask

I, Pinkie pie, invite you to Windsweeper's welcome to ponyville party.Sorry that I couldn't invite you to the last party, but I just guessed that you hadn't created a new pony form since the other was...erm... taken. And if you want to know how I know who you are, I see beyond the fourth wall. And if you see Majora, ask him if he likes cupcakes for me, I know how much he likes that book

Signed, Pinkamena Diane Pie

P.S. Do you really think I'm only second best pony?

Ponyville Library, later that night

Windsweeper opened the door.

"Hello?"

"SURPRISE!!!!"

I jumped up when I yelled. I held myself up in a telekinetic grasp so I could jump higher. Yes, I was a unicorn.

A light blue unicorn pony with blue eyes, a straight orange mane, and a creeper head for a cutie mark.

I wasn't used to unicorn magic, as I usually used my own magic, and I got stuck in mid-air.

"Um, Can someone help me down, I'm stuck"

I had found myself wrapped in a purple and yellow aura, and found that Twilight and Death were trying to pull me down, unfortunately, my unicorn magic was just as strong as my regular magic. I had to use my regular magic to get myself down. Noone noticed because I was surrounded with two auras already.

The reason no one had asked who I was, was because Pinkie had told everyone that I was her second cousin from Canterlot.

Pinkie bounced up to me "Hey mask hows it goin'?"

"Goin' good Pinkie. May I ask why you invited me here?"

"I wanted you to meet my new friends!" She said "I heard you started writing stories? How's that going?"

"Really well. I met some new author friends, Neon Fracture, Pennington Inkwell, and RandomHero, among others."

"They sound nice. I shall read their stories sometime, and anypony listening to this conversation should too."

"Yes. Yes they should."

In the wind, if one listened carefully enough, they could hear the words 'Shameless Plug' being whispered.

"I just realized something, Pinkie." I stated

"Yes Mask."

"I met Windsweeper in the land of Dreams and Insanity. He'll recognize my name and voice. My identity will be compromised"

I dissapeared with a blue flash, making it seem as if I used unicorn teleportation.

Twilight Sparkle's P.O.V.

I saw Pinkie's Cousin, Who was introduced as Frost Mask, teleport away.

"Um, Pinkie, Where did your second cousin go?" I asked

"Oh, he just teleported back to canterlot." She replied.

"I didn't even know teleportation to that istance was even possible!" I shouted. I thought for a second "YAY! Now I have something new to study!"

Chapter 11: Continue, if we shall

Sorry I haven't written a chapter in a while.

Sugarcube corner, Ponyville

Death's P.O.V.

Pinkie had invited me to sugarcube corner, she said it was important, although she didn't exactly explain why. I walked up to a blue mare with a pink mane behind the counter.

"Excuse me, is Pinkie here?" I asked her.

"Oh yes, she's upstairs" she said, before yelling "Pinkie, there's somepony here to see you!"

"COMING!" I heard her yell from upstairs.

She rushed down the staircase, and looked happy too see me when she got down.

"Yay Deathie! You're here!" She said, then grabbed me by the hoof as we rocketed off at the speed of light. She suddenly stopped, causing me to fly into a tree.

When I got up, I noticed a table set up with candles and everything. We were at the edge of a forest that I later learned was called Whiteail wood.

"What's this?" I asked.

"A *whisper*romantic*unwhisper* DINNER!" She said.

"You do realize that it's only morning, right?" I replied, confused.

"It is?" She looked up at the sun "Oh yeah, I guess it is. Then come back at dinner!" She spoke, anticipation clearly present in her voice.

I started to walk away, seeing ponyville only a little off in the distance. "Okay, see you later I gue... wait? Did you say romantic?"

I turned around to see that Pinkie Pie was nowhere in sight.

"Ummm... okay?"

Canterlot castle

Mask's P.O.V

Me and Luna where playing Sonic and Sega all stars racing (Xbox version). I was playing as Banjo and Kazooie (because they're in the xbox version) and Luna was playing as Shadow. My radio was blasting, Playing the song 'Homies Unite' by Stuck in your radio. (awesome band by the way)

'Started out as a High school reject,

nothin' much was expected from me,

My mistakes, I recollect,

I didn't care in retrospect!

No indication,

To my life's direction,

No group formation,

But now we aaaaare.....

Sitting,

Hands on my controller,

Seems to be the only thing we control.

Power on,

Worries off,

They just seem to fly out the window.......'

I turned off the radio.

"Uuuugh, my head..." I mumbled

"What is wrong Mask?" Luna asked.

"My 'Pinkie Pie just did something utterly insane, even for her' senses are tingling"

Spiral mountain base

Majora's P.O.V.

I turned off the TV and started to walk upstairs.

I came to the main floor, and Saw Silver.

"Hey Silv, follow me!" I shouted.

I walked upstairs to the second floor and sat down at the table, where Xavier and Drayden where playing a Card game.

Silver came and sat down at the table.

"Alright boys," I said "It's time to put operation MLH: AiM into motion...."

Streets of Ponyville

Windsweeper's P.O.V.

I was talking to myself, something I did on a regular basis, but doesn't everypony?

"These past few days have been exciting, I wonder what'll happen next?"

Suddenly, Pinkie Pie popped out of a bush.

"Well," She started "Probably another Spheres crossover, bacause the author seems to be running out of Ideas, but maybe he'll do a genderbend chapter, he likes stuff like that. But hey, who knows?"

"Huh?" I asked, not comprehending anything she just said.

"Exactly..." She said, slowly sinking back into the bush.

"Huh?"

Chapter 11.5: Fourth wall be damned!

WARNING: The 4th wall will be absolutely incinerated, exterminated, annihilated, Pinkie Pie'd, and absolutely smashed to pieces in this chapter.

Spiral mountain base

3rd person view

"Hold it boys!" Mask yelled as he barged into the room.

"What is it?" asked Majora, confused, as well as somewhat peeved because calling a group of people 'boys' was usually his shtick.

"I say we cancel Operation: MLH" Mask replied "In our current universe of focus anyways."

"What?" Majora jumped up "But we were planning this for awhile, we even had Silver monologue about it in an earlier chapter, and picked out special names for ourselves!"

"Yeah well, 1. The name 'Tez' is stupid, as I have just realized, and 2. We can still do it in another universe, because if someone finds me, and there's a character on TV that looks and sounds just like me, then they will either treat me like a celebrity, which I hate, or not take me seriously, which I also hate. Besides, we can write another story about it anyways." Mask replied, in a matter-of-fact manner.

"While on the the topic of other stories, we are still going to do Della for a day, right?" Drayden piped up.

"Of course we still are, oh kinda-brother of mine," Mask started "In fact, we're also doing a story concerning a tree made of your dark magic, despite the fact that you are only seen for a second and none of us are ever heard of again after that."

"It's called 'The Black Tree'." Majora added in.

Silver decided to speak up "By the way, what about you're parts that are slowly eating away at the actual story, Mask?"

"Glad you asked, Silv," Mask replied "My parts will almost be taken out of the story, as I will reprise my role as Frost Mask, except as a child atending ponyville's school that I don't know the actual name of."

"But what about the party you atended as Frost Mask?" Asked Drayden.

"Everyone's memory of me from that party will be erased except for Pinkie Pie's and Twilight Sparkle's, as for why Twi's memory won't be erased, well, finish my sentence Xavier!"

"But how will I know what to say?" The alligator in question asked.

"Just read below." Mask replied, referencing the fact that this chapter is all about breaking the fourth wall.

"Oh, Ok," Xavier said, reading from 'Chapter 11.5: Fourth wall be damned' "This will be explained in 'Dreamsurfer' A story that hasn't been written yet, but in this timeline has probably already happened, and Mask's parts will continue in 'Crusader' which, again, hasn't been written yet. I'm an alligator."

"Ain't we just?"

"No. No we are not"

"Raxacoricofallapatorius"

"Peanut butter"

"He tried to kill me with a forklift!"

"LAUGHING GAS! HAHAHEEHEEHOOHAHEEHEEHEEHOOHOOooooooo..."

And so, everyone was knocked out from the laughing gas, and noone saw a TARDIS materializing, in the shape of a cabinet, or the door opening.

"What about my parts?" Asked the Writer, stepping out of his TARDIS "Guys. Guys?"

We would like to adress that the Writer's adventures with the Doctor won't be adressed much, or get it's own story, and will be more of a background adventure for SMaT, not being fully detailed, and being more of an interlude between inmportant events.

UNFINISHED CHAPTER: The part of the story where Windsweeper stalks Rainbow Dash

UNFINISHED CHAPTER: The part of the story where Windsweeper stalks Rainbow Dash

AN: Now that we have countless subplots out of the way (The writer excluded), We can get into the more building up romance part of the story. Huzzah! But the fic is on hiatus/cancelled now, so I retract my statement.

Skies above ponyville

Windsweeper's P.O.V.

Rainbow trail across the clouds

A rushing blur of infinite speed

Shouts and cries of excitement drift in the wind

The rainbow never ends

  I thought as I watched Rainbow Dash from inside of a small cloud.

Suddenly, Rainbow started soaring towards me, more specifically, the cloud I was in. Maybe I should of watched her during her flight trick practicing instead of during her weather duties.

The cloud that was my cover popped with a swift kick to it, and I started falling down towards the ground....

....Of course I was a pegasus so I flew back upwards rather quickly.

"What the.." Said Rainbow Dash, before yelling "HEY!"

I tried my best to fly away, but Dash easily caught up with me.

"Hey you." She yelled "Were you spying on me?"

"Uuuuh.... No?" As you can tell, I'm not a very good liar.

"I think you we... Wait, Aren't you the new guy?"

"Well uh-" I cut myself off when I noticed one of my hooves glowing yellow.

"ARE YOU A SPY?" She yelled, just before I dissapeared in a flash of yellow light.

Ray's house

I reapeared in front of Death.

"Huh?" Was all the thought and speech I could muster.

After this Sweeper would have continued stalking Dash, but when she found him again he would be called back by Ray Tess, and then being told by the Doctor to run, which would result in Sweeper and Dash getting covered in Slitheen goo.

Unfortunately the fic is on hiatus/cancelled now, so this may never be.

face it kids

Face it kids...

... This story sucks. A LOT.

So it is currently On hiatus/cancelled.

So let's see what other stuff I can come up with, for example:

A kid with a Metroid on his head that goes to equestria.

A demon tree grown from Drayden's finger that Twi teleports into equestria.

The Sidekicks (Tooie, Tatzy, Cedar, Flipper, and Wicker) Go to Equestria.

-Mask and Pinkie (and others) read other fanfiction (or made-up Mary-sue/Self-insert/Troll fics).

C U s00n!

In regards to the 4th one, I found out about the NO MST FICS rule soon afterward.

Writing Club

Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.

Chapter 0: A prologue of sorts (Starring the mysterious voice)

????

????'s point of view

Ray Tess.

Windsweeper.

Death.

I sat on the couch in the dimly lit basement pondering about those 3. Had I really made much of a difference in their life by messing with their heads? I mean, it's what I do, but, was it really worth it? I mean, I annoyed Ray alot, but I had actually helped Inkie Pie get her cutie mark. Ugh, this is confusing.

I put my hands up to my face, lost in thought.

Sure, I threw them off a bit, but I didn't even get anywhere close to driving them insane. Maybe I'm just a failure...

WAIT! I'm no failure. I'm the guy who plays the accordion in the dark! I'm the guy who hates Discord 'cause I think I should be the king of chaos, not him! I'm the guy who's completely insane, and enjoys every second of it! Maybe I should pay them a visit...

I took on the form of an alicorn. Spiky orange mane and tail. Red coat. Red eyes. Large, sharp, triangular teeth. Majora's mask as a cutie mark.

I jumped up. Majora's mask is the best zelda game! I sat back down.

I levitated the TV remote over to myself, and turned on the tv.

My visit shall wait, however, until later. First, let's see how they're doing.

The TV screen flickered, to reveal the image of Death walking through a field...

(AUTHOR'S NOTES: THIS CHAPTER IS SHORT BECAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MYSTERIOUS. I NEVER WILL GO INTO THE VOICE'S BACKSTORY. I WILL SAY, HOWEVER, THAT HIS MAIN FORM IS HUMAN. AND THE REASON THERE ARE NO QUOTATION MARKS, IS, AGAIN, BECAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MYSTERIOUS.)

Chapter 5: BLOONS!

Ray and Death's house

Ray Tess' P.O.V.

I woke up and got out of bed.

"Death! GET UP!" I yelled.

"I'm alredy eating breakfast." He called from downstairs.

"oh" I mumbled.

I trotted downstairs, and looked at what was on the table.

"MMMM muffins" I said

Just then, the doorbell rang.

A note slipped under the door.

It said "Come to the library"

"Huh" I said "Death, look at this"

He trotted over and read the note.

"Huh, would you look at that" he said.

"Do you think we should go" I asked.

"Well, if that's all they wrote, then it's probably important" he replied.

"Well then let's go, Death mah boi!" I said in an upbeat tune, and out the door we went.

Ponyville library

We arrived at the library, and entered. All of the lights were off.

"Well this can't be good" Death said. Suddenly, a small round, blue light came on, followed by the rest of the lights.

"SURPRISE"

The library was filled with ponies, of all shapes and colors. Everypony in town must have been there. The blue light was coming from a stick that a chestnut stallion was holding in his mouth.

????

3rd person view

Everyone in the room yelled in unison when they saw the chestnut stallion holding the sonic screwdriver in his mouth.

"THE DOCTOR!!!!!!"

If Mask was there, he'd have lost his mind.

Majora pushed an intercom button "Would the Writer please report to the transformation rooms, change into a pony, and report to the basement."

"Since when do we have an intercom?" Asked Silver.

"You know, since... uh... well ever since... uuum... WE JUST DO OKAY!" Replied Majora.

Ponyville library

Ray Tess' P.O.V.

It was a surprise party!

Pinkie popped up in front of us. "Were you surprised? Do you like cupcakes? Do you want a mint?"

"Yes. Never tried them. Sure, why not?" Answered Death to all 3 questions.

"Yes. Yes. No." I answered to the questions.

"Okay." She said, then handed Death a mint, then bounced off.

"Ooooh. Ballooooooons" I said, then bounced off as well.

I bounced along, until I bumped into the chestnut brown stallion.

"Oh, sorry." I said.

"No no, it's quite alright" He replied.

"I'm Ray Tess" I said.

"I'm the Doctor"

"Doctor who?"

"Just, the Doctor"

Chapter 7.5: Almost time, Time lord

(This one will be fairly short, deal with it.)

????

Majora's P.O.V.

A white pegasus pony walked into the room.

The ponified form of the 2nd Writer.

He had a small hat, an orange mane that was curly in the front and spiky in the back, a black bow-tie, and a white coat with several colorful patches, as well as a light blue undershirt. His cutie mark was a stopwatch.

"Hello Writer, nice to see you again." I said.

"Nice to see you again too Evi- err Majora" He said, catching his slip up. "What do you need?"

"Well, we saw the doctor in ponyville, and we thought you would like to meet him. After all, we wouldn't want him to keep thinking that he's the last time lord forever. That, and we dn't want him to mess up ponyville with some sort of time-space rift, now would we?" I explained.

"No sir, we wouldn't want that." he said, then paused for a moment, before yelling "I GET TO MEET THE DOCTOR? YEEEEEESSSSSS!"

"Yes now go. You can take the type 43 TARDIS. We just finished fixing the chameleon circuit. Who knew you had to hot-wire the fragment links and supercede the binary-" I stopped talking when I realized he had already left.

The garden in derpy's backyard

The Doctor's P.O.V.

I was looking at the stars when I heard the noises that the TARDIS make when it travels.

"WHAT?" I yelled, rushing into the TARDIS.

When I got inside the TARDIS, nothing was happening, but the noises were still happening.

"What is going on?" I asked, to no one in particular.

"Hmmm? It's not supposed to make that noise, I must of left the brake on. Oooh look, it's a barn. That chameleon circuit works wonders." I heard an unfamiliar voice say.

I looked outside the TARDIS and saw a white pegasus with an orange mane and a small hat standing outside a small barn that wasn't there before, which I assumed was a TARDIS.

He took off his hat when he saw me "Hello Doctor!" He said, then threw his hat like a frisbee at me. "I'm the Writer."

Chapter 10.5: Chess game (bonus)

This chapter is for Neon Fracture's upcoming Chess game of the gods story. I'm writing the prologue for her story because the god in her story, is a demi-god. ME (Mask) SUCKERS! Let us begin.

A cafe in London

Travis' P.O.V.

My name is Travis. I'm 23 years old and I live in london. I am a brony. 'Why is this information important?' You may ask. The answer to that is, you'll see.

I walked in to the cafe. it was a quiet place, only 1 other person was in there. A kid with a grey baseball cap with ears and a tail on it was sitting on a stool in front of the counter. He had straight orange hair, an orange shirt with the letters 'RTD' on it, a white sweater with blue stripes, green shorts, and brown boots stained with mud.

I walked up to a stool near him, but not right next to him, but he turned to me anyway.

"Hello" He said. His voice sounded American or Canadian, but I couldn't tell which.

"So I came here all the way from Canada" He said, answering my mental question "To collect a rare CHESS set at a local PAWN shop, and when I got there, they had already sold it. HA!" He seemed to emphasize the words 'Chess' and 'Pawn'.

"And, why are you telling this to me?" I asked him.

"Because my psychic senses are telling me that you watch Doctor who and My little Pony, Which makes you special, kid."

"Hey, I'm older than you" I replied.

"No interrupting.They also tell me that you watch Thundercats. Really, Thundercats? Not even I watch Thundercats! In all honestly who watches Thundercats?" He exclaimed.

"What? Hey it's a good show. And how do you know I watch Thundercats. or MLP for that matter, that's just embarrasing."

"Embarrasing? MLP is awesome!" He yelled "Have you ever been to Equestria? It can be pretty fun. sometimes."

"Yeah you wish. I wish I could go though, that'd be fun meeting the cast and all that-" I was cut off by the man.

"Yeah well, I'm a demi-god with nothing to lose, I could send you there you know."

"Yeah right, I don't believe you." I said.

"Believe it punk." I turned to see the man behind the counter walking out from behind the counter. he opened the door and walked out, revealing a long scaly snake tail in place of legs.

"Hello, I'm Ixu." He said.

"Hello, I'm Mask, Welcome to Equestria." Said the man next to me, before punching me in the face with his fist that was suddenly made out of ice. Then I blacked out.

To be continued in Neon Fracture's Chess game of the gods story.