I just had this wonderful idea! I don’t really think that Ponyville has a way with dealing with crimes, so me and PVZBrony can do it! I tell the others my idea. PVZBrony nods his head enthusiastically. “Wow, Ethan! That’s BRILLIANT!”, he exclaims.

“Yeah, I know, right?”, I excitedly respond. Then I notice that Dash’s hoof is in the air, like if she was wanting to answer a question at school.

“Yes, Rainbow?”, PVZBrony asks.

“Being a police officer sounds really awesome! If it’s not for eggheads, can I join?”, Dash questions. I laugh.

“Oh, Rainbow Dash! The only way you would be an egghead is if you were a complete nerd with no life at all The odds of that are, well, none!”, I heartily tell her.
“Aw yeah! This Wonderbolt is gonna fight crime now!”, she yells. The other Element bearers giggle.

A few hours later, we’re sitting in the office. I notice that PVZBrony’s gone missing, but that’s okay. He does what he wants. Scootaloo became a part of the police department as well, at Rainbow Dash's request. I hear a knock on the door, so I get up to go and get it. I open the door and see Derpy and PVZBrony together. “Hi! PVZBrony told me about this police department thing, and I want to become a part time police officer!”, Derpy cheerfully says.

“Erm… could I speak with PVZBrony for a second?”, I quickly respond, before dragging PVZBrony into a room.

“What? What’s wrong with Derpy being a police officer?”, he asks me.

“Dude, her eyes are retar-”, I start to say, but he punches me in the arm.

“Don’t talk about her like that!”, PVZBrony angrily says. Then he cools down and says, "You may continue."

“Well, there’s a problem with her having a weapon. I don’t want her to shoot my head off, bro!”, I point out. Realization dawns on PVZBrony's face. I'm pretty sure he can see what could happen if she was given a REAL gun.

All of a sudden, Derpy pops up and says, “Duct tape!”. This gives me a great idea!

“Can I see that duct tape for a second?”, I ask Derpy.

“Sure!”, she says before giving it to me. Half a minute later, I give her my newest contraption: the duct tape gun!

“Ooh, duct tape launcher!”, she excitedly says.

“NOW can she join the police department?”, he asks me. I nod my head. We’re just about ready to go and solve Applejack’s problem.

Author's Note

Yeh, another ship! PVZBrony X Derpy! But how will it affect PVZBrony's relationship with Mangle? You'll find out soon enough. But first, what exactly is going on at Applejack's farm? And who could be behind it? Find out in the next chapter!