So I’m hanging out with Melinda and Chica. All of a sudden, I hear my phone ring. I check the number. PVZBrony’s calling me! I wonder for what reason? I normally am the one who calls him! “Excuse me for a second, Melinda. I have to take this call; it’s from PVZBrony.”, I sheepishly tell Melinda. I then pick up the phone.

“Dude, I need you over here at my castle. NOW. There are TWO HUMAN KIDS unconcious in front of the mirror! Oh, and there’s a pig there as well.”, PVZBrony tells me.

“First off, when did you get a castle? Shouldn’t I get one too?”, I ask him.

“Technically, it’s not even my castle; it’s the Castle of Friendship. Also, I DID build you a castle out of redstone. It’s nearby Sugarcube Corner. But that’s a topic for later discussion! Get over here RIGHT NOW!”, he yells. I then hear a *click* on the other end of the line. That means he’s hung up.

“Sorry, ladies, but we’ll have to continue our hangout later.”, I tell them. “

Oh, that’s okay! Me and Melinda can just go back to eating!”, Chica tells me. I blush, and I rush out the door before my head can explode. I get to the Castle of Friendship, and PVZBrony awaits me.

“Good, you’re here. Come in.”, he tells me. As soon as we make it through the door, the two humans start to stir. I think they might be twins.

“Uunngh… Mabel?”, the boy asks.

“Mmmph… Dipper, where are we? I remember… BILL!”, she then jumps up to her feet and pulls out a grappling hook. Dipper then pulls out some sort of magnet gun and points it towards me.

“LET US OUT OF HERE, BILL!”, he yells. PVZBrony’s face pales.

“Bill? As in, Bill CIPHER???”, he asks. “Uh… who’s Bill Cipher?”, I ask.

“Wait, you aren’t from Bill?”, Dipper asks me.

“Well, it doesn’t look like it, Dipper!”, Mabel tells him. PVZBrony turns to me.

“Bill Cipher is one of my enemies. He is the embodiement of weirdness, and if he sent these two here, then that means that they have an important destiny.”, he explains to me. “Dipper, Mabel. You can go on a tour with Ethan.”, PVZBrony tells them.

Author's Note

Gravity Falls is the next crossover! Next time, Ethan is introduced to the world of Yokai!