I’m playing soccer with Rainbow Dash and Ethan. “So, who’s Gilda?”, I ask Dash.

“Oh, Gilda? She’s my griffon friend. She sometimes comes to visit Ponyville. We’ve had a few rough spots over the course of our friendship, but we’re still friends.”, she explains. Just then, I notice a red streak in the sky falling torwards us. I hear screaming as well.

“Guys, what’s that?”, I ask, and point torwards the red streak.

“It sounds like… Gilda! She could be in trouble! I’ve gotta go and rescue her!”, Dash yells. Before she flies off, I stop her.

“Dash. Let me ride you. I want to help save Gilda.”, I tell her. Dash hesitates for a second, then lets me hop on her back. We fly off to save Gilda. I’m about to grab her when she crashes into me and we hurl off of Rainbow Dash. Suddenly, I am very aware of the fact that I am somehow kissing Gilda. I detach myself from her and she slaps me in the face with her claw.

“What the hell were you doing, dweeb?!”, Gilda crossly yells at me.

“Trying to save you! I’ve always wanted to meet you, Gilda!”, I yell at her.

“Uh.. I think we’re dead.”, she sheepishly says, after hesitating for a few seconds. I look, and we’ve almost reached the ground. I see Sweet Apple Acres!

“Gilda! Brace for impact!”, I scream. She closes her eyes, and I can see that she’s afraid for a second. Then, I feel pain across every single bone in my body. I scream bloody murder for help. What seems like hours later, I hear Komasan and Komajiro coming. “Do either of you have a cell phone?”, I ask the two Yokai brothers.

“Yes.”, Komasan says, before pulling out a cell phone. He gives it to me. I call Applejack, and she gets us to the hospital.

Author's Note

Sorry about the long wait! I've had school and all. Hopefully, I'll be able to update this story more often!

I'm PVZBrony, signing off!