Everything Seems to Revolve Around Equestria! (Parts 1 and 2 of the PVZBrony Saga)

It’s been two weeks since the incident between Rainbow Dash and Pinkie, and it’s been awfully quiet around Ponyville. Too quiet. Suddenly, Ethan spots something in the sky! It’s a pink thing riding a star! “Hey, that looks like Kirby!”, I say.

“Dude, we’d better go investigate.”, Ethan says. We run over to Kirby’s crash site. Ethan holds out his hand.

“Hi, Kirby! Welcome to Equestria! I’m Ethan!”, he tells Kirby. Kirby looks at it for a second, and then starts to inhale! Ethan gets sucked into him!

“SPIT HIM OUT RIGHT NOW! SPIT HIM OUT!!!”, I scream, and attempt to perform the Heimlich maneuver on Kirby. Kirby spits him out and gains Ethan’s hairstyle along with a Redstone blaster.

“Not cool, man!”, Ethan says. Pinkie zooms torwards us.

“A PARASPRITE!! Wait, it’s overgrown! It’s too fat to have wings!!”, she says, before starting to play her musical instruments. Kirby starts dancing to her music. As Pinkie stops playing, she says, “Hey, you’re pretty cute! What’s your name, little guy?”, Pinkie asks.

“Hiiii!”, Kirby says.

“Your name is ‘Hiiii’?”, Pinkie confusedly asks.

“No, this is Kirby.”, Ethan explains.

“Can I keep it?”, Pinkie asks.

“NOOOO! OH GOD PLEASE NO!!!”, we both scream. Kirby opens his mouth and starts to inhale.

“Pinkie, run! He’s going to eat you!”, I yell. But instead of eating her, Kirby swallows all of her instruments.

“AACK! My instruments!”, she shouts. Kirby starts heading torwards town and starts eating everything in sight!

“Dude, you need a gun!!”, Ethan yells.

“Don’t worry, Ethan! I got my...”, I rummage around in my bag before finding it. “...ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!”, I finish. I get Kirby in the crosshairs.

“3...2...1...FIRE!!”, Ethan yells. I pull the trigger, and the rocket shoots torwards Kirby. He just swallows it!!! “Don’t worry, everyone! I have the COMMAND BLOCK! With it, I will destroy Kirby-”, he starts to say, before noticing that Kirby has the Command Block. “PUT THAT DOWN!!”, Ethan screams. Kirby just eats it. He becomes seemingly invincible. “OKAY, THAT’S IT! YOU STEAL MY HAIRDO AND EAT THE ROCKET, BUT YOU DON’T F@%* WITH MY COMMAND BLOCK!”, Ethan starts raging. He then puts Kirby in a TNT cannon and shoots him back into space.