Everything Seems to Revolve Around Equestria! (Parts 1 and 2 of the PVZBrony Saga)

I’m explaining to Judy the rules of Duel Monsters, when I see Gilda. She catches me staring at her, and blushes. “Who’s that?”, Judy asks me.

“T-t-that’s my ex.”, I stutter. Gilda hears this. She walks up to us. “H-hey, Gilda.”, I nervously say.

“Hey, Ben! Who’s your friend?”, Gilda asks me.

“I’m Judy, Judy Hopps.”, Judy says. They shake.

“Sup.”, Gilda says.

“Ben, I was wondering if you could do me a favor.”, Gilda says.

“What is it?”, I ask her.

“My cousin, Gabby... she has this crazy notion in her head that she’s going to get a cutie mark, like a pony. Could you... help her out with that?”, Gilda asks. I walk up to Gabby.

“Gabby, how much do you want a real cutie mark?”, I ask Gabby.

“Ohmygosh! I would do ANYTHING for one!”, Gabby squeals. I raise the Sword of Harmony skyward and charge it with sacred energy.

“Gabby, just to warn you, this may hurt.”, I tell Gabby. I create Gabby’s cutie mark with the Sword of Harmony.

As soon as I finish, I hear Ethan announce, “WE’RE HERE!!”. We dock, and start walking, looking for any sign of civilization.

Several days later...

We finally find a city! “Welcome to Oshia!”, the sign says.

“Hello! You must be new here!”, a fox says.

“What’s your name?”, I ask the fox.

“I’m Dennis. Pleased to meet you.”, Dennis introduces himself. He then notices my sword. “Is that the legendary Sword of Harmony?”, he gasps. I nod my head. “It’s the legendary heroes destined to save our world from the Twilight!!”, Dennis shouts.

“Wait... what’s this about us being legendary heroes?”, Ethan asks, confused.

“Come with me. My grandfather can better explain.”, Dennis responds. We go to Dennis’s house. It’s nice and peaceful.

“So the legends are true!”, Dennis’s grandfather murmurs.

“Could you please explain?”, I ask impatiently.

“Recently, our world has been under attack by this force of darkness called the Twilight. Their leader is Zant. Our most ancient story tells of 2 heroes, one wielding the Sword of Harmony and one with redstone powers, destroying the darkness--”, Dennis’s grandfather starts to explain, but is cut off by a rumble. Someone bursts through the door and collapses.

“Jasper!!”, Dennis exclaims. I quickly draw my sword.

“You mean the Jasper assigned to the Earth mission with Peridot?”, I reply. “No, this one is good. She’s helping us fight off the Twilight forces.”, Dennis tells us. The sky turns black, and the Sword of Harmony starts vibrating. My body becomes wracked with pain, and I look down at my hand. I yelp when I see it start to grow fur. Then, darkness.