The Underbelly of Canterlot High

by GunsRGreat

Rating: teen
Tags: Equestria Girls, Comedy, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 2486

Flash Sentry does a documentary of Canterlot High.

Flash Sentry does a documentary of Canterlot High School's courses, teachers, and students. Let's just say it doesn't work out for him because, face it, everybody fucking hates the dude…. I don't know why I'm not into the show, all I know he's called Brad for some reason.

Oh yeah this is the only image I could've thought of… sorry?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-08-03 03:40:01 UTC

The Underbelly of Canterlot High

Flash Sentry Presents:

THE UNDERBELLY OF CANTERLOT HIGH

Canterlot High,

Canterlot

Various images are shown throughout the intro of the video, such as Canterlot High, the front foyer, the cafeteria, a classroom, the principal's office, the soccer field. Flash was being filmed by an unnamed camera man, while Flash was the host, or star of the video.

"Welcome to Canterlot High." started Flash. "The school of peace, nice people, and friendship. From courses of classes to The Rainbooms, and teachers of this school, to students of this school. Let's take a look on this school."  Flash was then shown in front of the school leaning on the horse statue.

"Hi, I'm Flash Sentry. I'm doing this documentary of the school for a project, for my Media Class. I'm here to show you, the real Canterlot High. Let's start this tour shall we?" The cameraman then zooms in on the school. The scene then switches to a classroom, where a teacher is teaching a class the magic of geometry.

"The courses. Face it, we don't have a choice on which course we want to take. We have to take math, science, history, etc. We only get to choose with elective we want, whether it be French or Spanish, or Art or Ceramics. Whatever the cause is, it makes all of us tick." A student is shown putting his head on his desk, falling asleep while the teacher keeps talking about the assignment, with the camera zoomed in on the student.

"Many teachers make the courses either fun..." Mrs. Cheerilee is shown playing bingo with the class, Math bingo that is. A student yells out 'BINGO' and everyone cheers. "Or easy to fail." Mr. Cranky Doodle is shown teaching Calculus to his students... students who either left, never showed up, or are asleep.

"It's not our fault that you teach the course bad. The whole point of teaching, is making your students learn, meaning making complicated stuff, easier, not making them more complicated. Take Mrs. Cheerilee for example, she makes learning fun, with various games such as Bingo, or Jeopardy. She has been given many compliments, and comments about her, and her ways of teaching."

A class with Mrs. Cheerilee is shown, with everyone laughing, along with Mrs. Cheerilee, and having fun. Mrs. Cheerilee is shown helping a student with a math problem, who soon gets it.

"Then there's Mr. Cranky Doodle, who makes learning, not fun. With his boring lectures, and complicated math problems. Many students don't even show up to his class, because they're too busy actually doing something with their lives." The video shows Mr. Cranky Doodle reading out of a book, with many empty seats and sleeping students. He then writes on the chalkboard, with crunched up balls being thrown at him, with various paper airplanes being thrown as well. "Mr. Cranky Doodle, in my opinion, is probably the worst person in this school, but not as worst as the students of this school."

The video then shows students talking to each other, laughing, hugging, getting mad.

"The Techies." An image of a group of nerds all on their phones and calculators wearing, nerd outfits, at a lunch table. "They are practically the nerds of the school. You can go to get help from them, and not learn anything from them because they use big and complicated words to help you, leaving you, more unintelligent, than what you already were." A video is shown of Bright Bulb helping a student out, who slams his head on his desk out of confusion. "But even some Techies can get girlfriends." A video is shown of Micro Chips helping Applejack out, whom she hugs after the tutor and gives a quick peck on the lips before running off.

"But the Techies are prey to the Jocks, and the well known unstable sociopath of this school. You know who I'm talking about." A video of the Jocks are shown, playing football, tackling each other, giving each other noogies.

"The Jocks. The athletic culture of this school, having only one team captain of every team in this school, Rainbow Dash. We asked Rainbow Dash what she thinks of this school."

"This school is awesome! Especially when I'm the star captain of every team here... HEY! Stop dribbling the soccer ball! This isn't basketball!" yelled Rainbow Dash to another student before walking off camera. The cameraman turns to Flash who gives an annoyed look. A soccer game between CHS and a rival school is shown, with CHS winning. "Even though the Jocks are tough and intimidating, they are still the prey, as with everyone else, to the famous, cold blooded, unstable sociopath of this school, Steele."

"Bring me my lunch before I cut your arm off!" yelled Steele to an unnamed student, who ran away from fear.

"Steele, is cruel." Steele is shown punching a student in the face. "Heartless." He's then shown creating a fire in the middle of a soccer field and throwing a computer at it, while an unnamed Techie is trying to stop him. "Low life, no good greedy student." Steele is shown getting on the school bus, throwing out the bus driver, and driving over the bus driver with his own bus, and destroying the bus with gasoline and a gun, with the explosion going off behind him. "When Sunset was in reign of her tyranny of her school back then, even she couldn't make Steele do her bidding." A video is shown about Sunset cornering Steele, and threatening him, with various students watching.

"If you don't do what I say, I will reveal your deepest darkest secret to everyone in school." threatened Sunset.

"Well please, it'll alleviate the boredom of my life." said Steele.

"You're not taking this seriously aren't you?"

"Fun fact cupcake, I never take things seriously."

"You should, or else I will let out your secret."

"Are you threatening me? No one threatens me! I threaten them!"

"Yeah right. Soon, I'll be queen of this school."

"Then I'll be king! Next thing you know, we'll be making, mad, violent, king and queen sex!"

"What?"

"Just think of all the BDSM sh** we'll do."

"You're sick."

"You'll blow me like there isn't a tomorrow."

"I'm not going to blow you."

"Well then jack me off while I slap your a**, we have options baby!"

"You already signed your deathwish bud, those secrets are out."

"You let out those secrets, I'll cut your leg off, and EAT IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! That is you don't die from blood loss that is. Now go fetch me a drink."

"You can't tell me what to do-"

"FETCH ME A DRINK BEFORE I RIP OUT YOUR THROAT, AND SH** IN THE HOLE! GET ME A DRINK... NOW!!" Sunset then backed up, and fell down, backing up again. "What? You scared of me? You think I'm crazy? Well I have news for that, okay I've had a tough life. My parents, were not, nice to me! Look Sunset, all I want is for you and I to be happy together. You can be queen on Monday's through Wednesdays, and I can be king for Thursday and Friday. Look Sunset... will you marry me?" Sunset then got up and ran away, leaving Steele on his knees as everyone looked at him. "Why does everybody I love, abandons me?" he cried.

"Steele is one oddball of this school, even having the principal do what he says because he's had more violent outbursts than a rhino on a bad day. So she made the most bravest souls in this school keep an eye on him, like Rarity's boyfriend, and yours truly." Flash then turned around to see Steele on his phone up against a wall. "H-hey Steele! Stay out of trouble now!"

"Suck my **** Flash f**king Sentry!" yelled Steele. Flash turned to the camera, with a scared face, but tried to cover that up while laughing nervously.

"All though Steele is violent, crazy, and unstable, he's has kind of an attraction to Lyra Heartstrings, who in return, has an attraction to him. To be honest, Steele isn't always crazy and violent. When's he's cool, calm, and collected, he seems like the average student, who's cunning, doesn't have a care in the world, and is not intimidated that easily, that's the sociopath part of him, it's when he's really pissed off he gets crazy, but he claims he's not like that to people he loves, like Lyra." A video is shown of Lyra and Steele in the hallway together.

"Listen Steele, I can get you help. I already assigned you to a therapist." said Lyra.

"You did what?!" he yelled. Lyra backed up a little.

"I... assigned you a therapist."

"Didn't I tell you not to do that?"

"Y-yes, but I thought about doing it either way."

"You disobeyed me?"

"...Yes." Steele looked like he was going to assault Lyra, but backed away.

"You're right. I need help. I-I'm sorry for getting violent for a moment. I-I-It's.... I had, a difficult, childhood."

"I know..... I know." With that they both hugged.

"So, who am I seeing and when am I seeing him?"

"His name is Dr. Muldoon, and your gonna see him at 3 P.M. today." Steele checked his watch and gained wide eyes.

"Oh crap, it's 2:45! I need to go! See ya Lyra!" Steele ran off.

"Wait! Don't you want to know where his house is first?!"

"Now Steele may look like a deranged psychopath, but he does have good qualities, some. He knows how to sing, really good."

"More than a feeling!" sang Steele into the microphone during the Battle of the Bands.

"He was a competitive rival, of The Rainbooms." A video is shown of The Rainbooms singing and playing their musical instruments.

"The Rainbooms are far best the most popular band in CHS, and perhaps the best, lucky. The Rainbooms are consisted of Rainbow Dash, the leader, Rarity, Applejack, their drummer Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Sunset Shimmer, my ex, and Twilight- oh... oh not anymore? Oh, well then I guess it's just those 6." A video is shown of The Rainbooms singing 'Awesome As I Wanna Be'.

"They've been known as the winners of The Battle of the Bands, while a certain 3 girl group mind controlled everyone, they are The Dazzlings. Using magic to mind control everyone, the Rainbooms came up with a better solution, more magic." The Rainbooms are shown using their friendship sing-a-long magic to stop the Sirens to which their amulets break.

"Whatever happened to the Dazzlings you may ask? No one knows, they've been W.I.A. since The Battle of the Bands." The Dazzlings are shown running away.

"The Rainbooms a successful band, no doubt. They sing great songs, everyone likes them, they win at every competition, and believe me, you're competition with these guys, your screwed." The Friendship Games are shown on the video.

"The Rainbooms accompany by some other students, such as Lyra Heartstrings, Micro Chips, and even me, yours truly."

"Boooo!" someone yelled in the background. Flash moved his eye balls in the direction and back at the camera, with mouth open, ignoring the comment.

"The Rainbooms have won many events during the Friendship Games, as much as Crystal Prep. The baking contest, the roller derby, the dirt bike race, won every one of those events." The dirt bike race is shown with Sunset going underneath a Venus fly trap like monster.

"Many of the students at Crystal Prep said that the race was a rig, by using magic to stop them, when we just think they were just butt hurt. But hey, there's a negative side to everything, even this school. Of course, Canterlot High being Canterlot High, there are some ups and downs. It's not always people having fun and making friends, or fun classes and courses. This is the school that made friendship, into a culture." Pictures of everyone hanging out and having fun are shown.

"Of course there are some famous students in this school who are known for friendship, The Rainbooms once again. You may ask, 'why do they always have to be the heroes of the day, we can do just as much'. The answer, they just don't give a crap. They what makes this school a great school, but at the same time wants you to wish that you didn't transfer here. Not only are The Rainbooms are bragging, know-it-alls, popularity stealing hogs, they aren't the only ones that make this school into an adventure, one of a kind that is. Bad kids makes you tell the stories to your grand kids, like that sociopath again, Steele." Steele is shown pissing in corner, then sleeping on the ledge of the roof.

"Like I said before, Steele is unstable, ruthless, cruel, heartless, pretty much every negative word you can think of."

"What the f*** you said to me? Huh!? I'm gonna f**king tear out your limbs and shove them right up your ***!" Steele yelled as he threw a student at a row of lockers, now having a blood spill on them. Flash backs up and makes a 'cutting' motion on his neck, indicating to cut the video short. The video goes black, before Flash appears back at the statue.

"Well that's all I have to show you about Canterlot High. The good, the bad. The ups, the downs. I'm Flash Sentry, signing off."

END

Everyone stared at Flash with mouths open and shocked eyes, including Mrs. Cheerilee, in silence. Steele in the back was the one who broke the silence.

"I wasn't kidding about you blowing me." said Steele.

"That was, very nice Flash. I'm sure you captured the school perfectly." said Mrs. Cheerilee.

"That wasn't Canterlot High at all! We're all good people." said a student.

"Some." said Flash who looked directly at Steele.

"Hey, I have a mental problem alright. If you can't except it, then maybe your the bad seed of this school." said Steele.

"Yeah Brad what the hell!" yelled a student.

"What a dick!" yelled another. Flash face palmed and sighed an angry sigh.

"I wish Twilight was here." he muttered.

"Oh I'm pretty sure she wouldn't like you after seeing that video, pretty much no one." said Steele.

"Well you're a mentally unstable sociopath, no one would like you."

"At least I'm not an annoying dickhead. From what I learned in History class the other day, there was a saying in ancient Egypt. Ahem, 'Hey guys, let's get away from this annoying dickhead and head to the train station.'"

"Steele, trains didn't exist back then."

"Well Brad, they also had the term 'annoying dickhead' long before you existed. Go figure." Someone then threw their binder at Flash who fell on the ground. He groaned in pain. "They also had the term 'clumsy bitch' as well."