Rarity Plays Bejeweled 2
One Shot!
Match 3 Mayhem!
Bejeweled is very popular on earth. In fact, it's the number one puzzle game! EA and Popcap games was given a very odd request by a mysterious stranger to take their popular games to a world that is meant for Little Girls, but has a big fanbase with older Men and Women watching the show due to the internet.
President: So, you want us to give Bejeweled 1,2,&3 and many of our many popular games of earth to Equestria? But, that world doesn't exist! It's a cartoon!
???: I'll give your video game business $1 billion for this trade deal and Microsoft and Apple can also make stores in our world, how do you like that?
President: Okay, but only if your not a hacker or a idiot who wants to steal our games for a profit, so it's a deal!
???: Excellent! I'll help with the paperwork!
A Few Years later...
Rarity was in a electronics store looking for a way to keep out pests in her house,
Rarity: OHHHH, Those stupid pests! What's worse than that, is that my sister Sweetie Belle tries to keep out pest the old fashion way! I need cameras, electric traps, and the like!
She stops in front of a display that has a odd computer game about jewels, and was confused.
Rarity: Huh? What's this? A game about jewels that you match and make explosions?
Store Worker: Yep! And we are having a sale! If you buy Bejeweled 2, the Windows 10 computer that everypony likes, a mouse, sincerity software, and Office 365 for a year, you can have it all for 100 bits!
Rarity: Ohh! I like jewels! Spike gives some to me on hearts and hooves day! The little darling! I'll take it!
Store Worker: Okay, now sign here for protection on you computer and mouse!!
(Rarity signs the paper)
One store shopping later:
Rarity: Oh, Sweetie Belle, I'm home! And I brought home a computer and a game!
Sweetie Belle: Uhh, what is that?
Rarity: It's Bejeweled 2, the number one game on earth, and Princess Celestia has made a deal to bring them here to our world!
Sweetie Belle: How?
Rarity: That's not important right now, I got to set up the computer, the Wi-Fi router that we have, and the game! Ohhh, it't going to be good!
(A Few Hours Later)
Rarity: Now how to match the jewels? Maybe if I look it up, and Aha! Instructions on how to play the game!
(A Few Instructions Later)
Rarity: Oh My! This is very addicting! I can't stop! Yes! A huge high score!
When Spike enters:
Spike: Ohh, Rarity! Do you want to go on a date?
(Spike sees Rarity play Bejeweled 2 on a Windows 10 Computer)
Spike: UHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!? What are you doing?
Rarity: Uhh, This is not what it looks like!
(A "Are You Sure" face from Spike)
Rarity: Okay, this is kind of what it look's like?
Spike: Wow! A real life computer! However did you get it?
Rarity: Well, I got it from a computer store. Do you want to play it?
Spike: Uhh sure?
Rarity: Okay! I'll start a new game!
(Starts a new game)
Spike: So how do I play?
Rarity: You have to match 3 gems, 4 gems in a line or a T creates a power gem, 5 gems creates a Hyper nova!
Spike: Hey! I going to beat your high score!
Rarity: I have the biggest high score in this game! I wish you luck!
(Rarity leaves)
Later:
Spike: Hey, I just outranked your high score!
(Rarity Jaw Drops)
Rarity: How? Why? When? Were?
Spike: It was easy! I learned to play it with something called strategy!
Rarity; May I ask how you used strategy?
Spike: Check out this guide on how to play this game!
(Show the white and purple mare the guide)
Rarity: Ohhh! I see! Revenge!
Meanwhile at Twilight Sparkles House,
Twilight: Spike! It's time for my exams, I.... Spike? Where are you?
(Twilight reads Spikes note)
Twilight: SO, They are playing a game without the rest of my friends, eh? Well two can play this game!
(BUZZ BUZZ)
AppleJack: So, Bejeweled 2 huh?
Rainbow: LAME!
Pinkie Pie: OHHH! I love games!
Fluttershy: I would like to play it! That is, if you don't mind.
Twilight: Okay! We have to beat their high score to beat them at their own game!
Everypony: OKAY!
(One game later...)
Spike: Hey! Someone beat our high score!
Rarity: Who?
(Spike sees a picture of somepony sticking her tongue out)
Spike: What the!?!?!? TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!!
Rarity: If they want to outbeat us, than so be it!
Spike: Yeah!
(One big High Score war later)
Spike and Rarity: WE ARE WINNERS!
Twilight: Spike? Oh I'm sorry about giving you and your friend a hard time, Maybe we could let you have a cup of tea and some sunflower sandwiches while we play this game on the Xbox 360 that I just got?
Spike: And tell the Princess thank you for getting the games to our planet?
Twilight: That too!
Rarity: I'll also get some popcorn while we all play this game!
Mane 6: OKAY! LET'S PLAY!
(A few hours later)
Rarity is dreaming about being in outer space finding the ponies that resemble the jewels, Spike too!
Twilight: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (Snaps picture of them sleeping and cuddling together with her pony phone) This is so going to the internet!
(Celestia is watching them from the shadows)
Celestia: Well my work here is done! And, I'M RICH! I'M RICH!
Luna: And, How did thee do it?
Celestia: Ohh, you know, using my own bits converted to US Dollars to get all of the greatest TV, Internet, Phone, and Video Game companies to send their stuff to our planet! And I was in a costume to hide my identity!
Luna: And now we are rich?
Celestia: Yep!
Luna: Well, It's ye turn to rise the moon! Good night sister!
Celestia: Good Night!
THE END!
