"Where are you going?"
"Nurse!"
Outside the headquarters, at a window near where the "incident" had happened, a pony was muttering.
The pony was a pegasus mare, and she happened to be a stalker. Her coat was a very light blue that looked like white, and her mane and tail was a blue ombre, starting from dark blue and becoming lighter the farther down it went. She had brown eyes, but her cutie mark was covered by her black hood-less cloak.
"I do not understand," the stalker-pony muttered to herself. "Rainbow does not like Quibble she likes Soarin. What went wrong?"
"I'm afraid you're wrong there," a voice beside her said. The pegasus yelped and jumped up in shock, scattering all her photos and notes on Soarin and Rainbow.
Next to her was another pegasus, but this pony was a stallion. He had a steely gray coat, reddish-brown eyes, and his mane and tail was a wind-swept style yellow and reddish-brown like his eyes. Like her, he had a cloak that hid his cutie mark.
"Wha-! Who-!? What do you mean?!" the mare sputtered, before quickly regaining her control. "Who are you and how DARE-"
She was interrupted by the stallion who stuck out his hoof to her. "Name's Captain Thunder Bolt."
The mare narrowed her eyes at him before reaching out her hoof and shaking it. "Shadow Dreams."
"Well, Shadow Dreams, as I was saying, they do NOT like-"
He was almost immediately cut off by Shadow.
"I CAN TAKE OUT MY STALKER INFORMATION FOLDER AND-"
Thunder covered her mouth with his hoof, so all her screaming was muffled.
She spat out his hoof and glared at him. And for good measure, she glared at him again.
He pretended that he hadn't seen her glare and started talking again. "Quibble and Dash like each other, and that's perfect, because-
He paused here, so he could make his proclamation more dramatic.
"QUIBBLEDASH FOR LIFE!!"
Shadow's face turned from mad, to anger, to pure rage.
"WELL, I'LL MAKE HER NOT LIKE HIM!!!"
The crazy pony pulled out a stick sword that happened to be a katakana out of nowhere.
Thunder gawped at the sword in Shadow's hoof. "You carry a sword around with you?!"
She nodded smugly, apparently satisfied by his expression. "For times like this!!!"
She then donned her stalker-act and ran at Rainbow who was talking to a Quibble.
Out of the corner of her eyes, Rainbow saw a pale blue pegasus mare wearing a black cloak with a hoodie charging at her.
"What the heck?" she muttered, but before she could think even another word, the pony was right in front of her, with a sword at Rainbow's chest.
'Wha... What are you doing?!" a slightly nervous Dash asked.
Apparently, the pony wasn't acting or cosplaying some character. She was DEAD serious.
"What the heck are you doing????!!!"
"YOU. WILL. LIKE. SOARIN!!!!" the mental pegasus shouted.
"WHA-????"
In a flash, Thunder was at Rainbow's side and had grabbed her and started flying.
"NOPE!! YOU LIKE QUIBBLE, RAINBOW, DON'T LISTEN TO THAT.... THING!!!"
"Could you... like put me down?"
"NO."
From behind both of them, a voice yelled.
"YOU ARE NOT ESCAPING ME!!!" Shadow shouted up at them, close on their tails. Again, from out of nowhere, she pulled out a gun. Wait, no. It wasn't a gun. Oh. It was a Nerf gun.
"..."
"Okay, this is just getting weird."
