The Silent Type

*knock knock knock*

Sunset knocked on Slayer's door, with her and the others waiting to go to Sugarcube Corner with Slayer.

"Oh this is going to be a blast." said Rarity.

"Maybe we'll finally know why he won't talk." said Fluttershy.

"Now everybody, let's not take it too fast. We'll try to be his friend, first. When he's ready to talk, he'll talk." said Applejack, waiting for Rainbow to make a comment about her having a crush on Slayer. "You aren't gonna say anythin'?"

"Nah I had no problem with that." said Rainbow. Footsteps were heard from inside the house, along with some talking, talking that sounded like a girl.

"Is that a girl's voice?" asked Fluttershy.

"Maybe that's why he doesn't talk, because his voice sounds like a girl." said Pinkie. The door opened, revealing a girl with brown hair, brown eyes, her hair was in a big ponytail, like Maya from Maya and Miguel, had a gray jacket with a white shirt that had a flower on it, blue jeans and black and white shoes.

"I already told you kids, it's not Hallowe- oh it's a group of girls. What are you doing here?" asked the girl.

"Wait, isn't this Slayer's house?" asked Rarity.

"Who?"

"You know Slayer. Kid from our school. Doesn't speak, wears a beanie that says DR on it. Black jacket, black pants, black shoes, pretty much all black except for his white shirt with a dead zombie on it." said Pinkie.

"DR beanie- OH you mean Dieter."

"No, Slayer."

"Who?"

"Slayer, kid from our school."

"Never heard of him."

"He gave us his address, saying that this is his house."

"Sorry to disappoint you, but the only people living in this house is me, and my younger brother Dieter."

"Who's Dieter."

"My brother."

"Never heard of him."

"Well of course you haven't, because you never met him. And even if you did meet him, you probably won't know how he talks, because he doesn't talk at all."

"Sounds like Slayer to me."

"Pinkie shut up for a second." said Rainbow.

"I think we're talking about the same person. You see there's this quiet kid at our school and we came up with the nickname Slayer seeing that he didn't tell us his name. I think your brother Dieter is Slayer."

".....Does he wear a black DR beanie?" asked the girl.

"Yes."

"Then that's him." The girl then turned her head to the stairs. "DIETER! SOME OF YOUR FAN GIRLS ARE HERE TO SEE YOU!"

"Fan girls? We're not his fan girls. We're his friends." said Rarity.

"Oh is that so. DIETER! IT'S YOUR FRIENDS! THAT ARE GIRLS! NOT TO BE MIXED WITH GIRLFRIENDS! THEY'RE HERE TO SEE YOU! Please come in." With that the girls all entered Slay- Dieter's house. "So Dieter already made new friends at that school... who happened to be girls..... people better not be calling him gay."

"Oh don't worry miss... uhh." said Sunset who didn't catch her name.

"Jennifer. Jennifer Rooke. Dieter's one year older sister." said Jennifer.

"So that's what the R stands for on his beanie." said Pinkie.

"As I was saying, everyone at that school are nice people. No one will be calling him gay." said Sunset.

"That's good." Jennifer waited for Dieter to come downstairs, but he didn't come. "Ugh. He must be talking to Melvin and Nathan again." she muttered to himself. "How about you go to his room and get him. It's the second door to the right." The girls all went up the stairs and saw an open door, the second door.

They went in and saw a clusterfuck of everything. Clothes on the floor, bed not made, just a big messy room, and Dieter was in the middle of his room, lying there, facing upwards. He then saw the girls and stood up. He was wearing his black pants, but had black socks on, and had his jacket off, but his beanie still on his head.

"Wow, your room is like mine Slay- er Dieter." said Rainbow. Dieter raised an eyebrow. "Your sister told us your real name. But if you still want to be called Slayer-" Dieter shook his head.

"Okay, Dieter is your new name now." said Pinkie.

"So, y'all ready to go?" asked Applejack. Dieter looked around his room and saw his jacket on his bed. He grabbed it and put it on and quickly put on his shoes. He then gave a thumbs up. "Great, let's go." Just then two spirits came from behind Dieter. One was wearing a blue hoodie and blue jeans and looked to be Indian, and had black curly hair. The other looked to have a black T-Shirt and blue jeans with black shoes, and on his T-Shirt was a cartoon bomb on it that said BOOM! and surrounding it was a cartoon explosion. He had Danny Phantom like hair, except was black and had a few more strokes.

Dieter, that girl in the rainbow colored hair called your sister fat. I farted on her.... she doesn't know. said the Danny Phantom like spirit.

"AAAHH!' yelled the girls.

"What the heck are those!" yelled Sunset pointing to the spirits.

No pointing! That's rude!

Dieter turned around and saw the spirits, and just stared at them, unfazed. He turned to the girls and shrugged.

"Why aren't you scared?!" asked Rainbow.

"I am." said Fluttershy.

Because he sees us everyday. said the Indian spirit.

That sounds like your saying he's going crazy.

"Who are those guys?" asked Rarity out of fear.

Wait you aren't the fan girls?

They're not, they're Dieter's new friends. Weren't you paying attention at school?

Uuuuuhhhhhhh-

Oh yeah I forgot who I'm speaking to. Let me introduce us. My name is Melvin. I'm the serious and sarcastic side of Dieter.

And I'm Nathan! The more comedy side of Dieter. Right Melvin?

Clean your room.

I'll do it in a minute! Gosh, lay off!

And obnoxious and careless side as well.

Hey! I'm only those two things on Lasagna Mondays!

"What are you guys?!" yelled Sunset.

We're the forms of communication for Dieter whenever he's around his friends. We're also his spirits. Spirits that were created from sheer sadness, pain, suffering... more pain, and loneliness.

We're basically his guardian angels!

The girls were too freaked out by this sight to even respond. The one who did respond first was Applejack.

"So- so wait. Yer tellin' me that yer spirits, that are a way of communication for Dieter?" asked Applejack.

Pretty much.

".... Makes sense to me."

"Wait, are you saying you believe in this?!" yelled Rainbow.

"Rainbow we've fought Demons and Sirens. Yes ah would believe in spirits."

"She does have a point." said Fluttershy.

"Is everyone calmed down?" asked Sunset.

"I'm still shaken, but yes I'm calm." said Rarity.

"Me too!" yelled Pinkie.

Hey, that girl kinda sounds like me.

"Really?" asked Pinkie.

Really.

"Yeah."

Nyeah.

"Yeah."

Nyeah.

"Yeah."

Nyeah.

"Yeah."

Nyeah.

"Yeah."

Nyeah.

...

...

...

Nyeah.

If you ever need to talk to Dieter, we're here to answer you.

"But isn't that basically talking to you guys, and not Dieter?" asked Pinkie.

What?

"I mean, we want to talk to Dieter and not you guys. It's like we're neglecting Dieter and we're only talking to you the whole time, that isn't fun at all."

She has a point.

"Besides, ah kind of like it when Dieter is silent. Makes me wonder wat he's really thinking." said Applejack. She was waiting for Rainbow to make a remark. "Don't yah have a problem with that?"

"Nah, you already said that once." replied Rainbow.

Oh no, we only talk when difficult questions for Dieter pops up. He can answer just fine by using simple nods and head gestures.

Yeah, we were created from the love of his mother.

"Okay first off, didn't he just say that you guys were created from sheer loneliness?" asked Sunset.

Okay we were created from sheer loneliness and the love of his mother.

"Also he said he picked up his beanie from the street, why would he lie to us?"

Oh come on, would you believe, 'My mother made this for me and now spirits come out of it.'?

"Actually yes we would. We've fought 2 demons and 3 sirens. I think we would believe in spirits." said Rainbow.

"Not to mention I'm from another world filled with magic and spirits." said Sunset.

Well just look at all the fucks I give.

That's his sarcastic side.

"Yeah but he could've left out the spirit part and just say that his mother made it for him." said Rarity. Upon hearing this, Melvin and Nathan just stared, along with Dieter, who face palmed himself for realizing he could've done that.

Wow, Dieter. You could've just said that.

Dieter flipped him off.

Say now that you girls are here, can you settle an argument between me and Melvin?

Melvin and I.

"What is it?" asked Sunset.

Is it gay to watch the movie Top Gun? Because it's totally not!

"Well-"

To me it's not gay.

"Well obviously it's not." replied Rainbow.

See?

"How could a movie where the male protagonists call each other cute nicknames, and play volleyball, and ride their phallic vehicles at extremely high speeds, be anything but straight?" asked Rainbow sarcastically.

I dunno. Still seems kind of gay to me.

Wow! I was right for once! Right Melvin?

Clean your room.

GOD DAMNIT! YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANY FUN! EVER!

During all this, Dieter was writing on his mini-whiteboard and soon showed it to the girls. It read:

I'm sorry about these two. They're idiots. They claim their suppose to make my life better, but I'm thinking I'm developing suicidal depression from those two. Some guardian angels.

Hey I'm suppose to be the sarcastic side!

Now that I think about it, we're not even a way of communication. We're just basically gaurdian angels. We're like Cosmo and Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents, except you're not Wanda.

What?

And we don't grant wishes.

Why am I Wanda? Why am I your wife?

Well obviously I make a great Cosmo. We're both funny, bubbly personalities, sort of, and are default colors are green. Your the serious, party pooper kind of person, like Wanda.

"Remind me never to invite him to any of my parties." said Pinkie.

"Aren't we forgetting the fact that we're suppose to head to Sugarcube Corner?" asked Sunset.

"Oh yeah, that's right darling. But, wouldn't Dieter's spirits kind of freak out the customers?" asked Rarity.

Oh don't worry, we don't come out when we're in public, we're very aware of what would happen. Once we were at an amusement park, and Nathan kept riding the roller coaster, and people kept screaming 'ghost!'.... Many of them jumped off the roller coaster while it was doing a loop-de-loop.... there were a lot of dead bodies.

"TMI dude." said Rainbow.

"We should really get going." said Sunset.

"But do you think we have enough room for all of us in Fluttershy's van?" asked Rarity.

Dieter wrote on his whiteboard and showed it to the girls.

Oh don't worry, I have my own vehicle.

"Really, what is it darling?" asked Rarity.

♪ DODODUDODO HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE! YEAH! GONNA TAKE YOU RIDING...!♪ Oh my god, this is so straight, you guys!

Dieter was riding on his black chopper style motorbike, with no shirt I may add, just to prove that riding topless on a motorcycle is in fact, gay. His build was pretty muscular, he had a visible six pact, and a few tattoos on his chest. A big dollar sign was on his right breast while a skull was on his shoulder. He also had a dragon on his right arm. Dieter was wearing a skull helmet with black goggles. The girls however couldn't believe he was wearing no shirt, especially Applejack.

"You like what you see Applejack?" mocked Rainbow.

"Yea." she responded, still staring at Dieter, not giving a care in the world of what she just said. They all drove over to Sugarcube Corner, with Dieter on his motorbike, and Nathan singing Danger Zone along the way, very loudly, and annoying, and off-tone, it's not even considered singing.