Prologue: Master and Teacher, the Path yet Seen!
Prologue: Master and Teacher, the Path yet Seen!
Chapter I: Master and Teacher, The Ways of Depravity!
Princess Luna strolled down the corridor of dreams, a magnificent astral hall filled with an infinite amount of doors. But at this point it'd become routine, whereas somepony else would've been lost in a sea of stars and beauty, Princess Luna was just at a part time job it felt like. However like any job, there were often days where something, out of the ordinary, took place. Princess Luna stopped in front of one particular door, an abnormal, chocolate smothered door with candy cane handles used to get inside. It certainly caused her to pause, and take a second to observe it, as she turned towards it and cast her gaze up and down. "What a strange door. Who could it be?" She soon placed an ear to the door, squinting her left eye a bit as if that helped her get a better listen. "Hm, I would not want to disrupt a peaceful dream of a filly or colt however. Perhaps a listen will do well, I am quite curious." She paused with a chuckle, "Such a vivid imagination this one has."
"Mmmmmm, more chocolate please~" a sweet succulent female voice pleaded.
Princess Luna flinched, raising a brow before chuckling yet again. "Aw, how innocent. A child wanting to indulge in some sweets."
"S-Spread it! Spread it all over my body please! Embed it to my coat!" The succulent female voice pleaded more.
Princess Luna pulled her head away from the door for a second. "Huh?" Before placing her ear back to it, now silent.
Suddenly another voice appeared. High pitched, raspy, yet still feminine and playful. "Oh, but I'll require a bit more begging then."
The previous voice responded with a whine. "Please! Don't torture me any longer! Wrap me in chocolate!"
Princess Luna pulled her head away yet again, now completely bewildered. "W-What!? What is the meaning of this!? Torture!?"
But the voices were becoming so loud, she now had no need to place her ear against the door to listen to them.
The succulent female voice returned, crying out. "I want you to lick me down and clean me up with your love! Please!"
While the other voice replied with glee, filled with playful giggles. "Aw, well then I guess I'll indulge myself in some innocence!"
Princess Luna immediately used her telekinetic magic to open the door. "Enough! What is the meaning of-"
There was a drawn and immediate silence, as while the doors remained open, all Princess Luna saw was the strangest happening she'd never encountered before. It was a ... draconequus? Which had an ethereal pony, obviously a figment of its imagination, rubbed down in chocolate and held against its chest. Chocolaty Twizzlers were wrapped around each of the ethereal pony's hooves, leaving it suspended in the air while the draconequus was mid-pause, running its tongue down the side of the pony's cheek, while its surprised eyes were locked on Princess Luna as well. Princess Luna just stared at the scene with her pupils dilated, unable to express herself or react to it as of yet.
The draconequus soon retracted itself from the pony, while keeping it suspended in the air with the chocolate Twizzlers. It was female, long and slender much like Discord, and it placed both its claw and paw on its non-existent hips. "Whoa! Now this is a pony!? And in such vivid detail!" She became giddy as she wriggled those hips playfully and began to drool. "Who would've guessed I had the potential to imagine one so well! Oh, I'm gonna have fun with this night muffin!" She made her way on over to Princess Luna, "Now, what to do?"
Princess Luna's expression slowly distorted into one of both rage and disgust, as her face became a bright and vibrant red shade.
The draconequus tilted its head to the right, eyeing Princess Luna questioningly. "Huh? Now that's different."
And Princess Luna let off a shattering roar in her Canterlot voice, filled with absolute anger, screaming at the top of her lungs.
The draconequus immediately retracted herself again, retreating backwards. "W-What!? Wha-"
Princess Luna shut her eyes tight, snapping at the draconequus still in anger. "Awaaaaaaay with yoooooooooou!!!!"
The draconequus was knocked back by the roar, thrown off by it as she just stared at Princess Luna, and her dream ceased.
Only a second later the draconequus found herself laying awake on a small futon in a single room apartment. It was still night as she glanced around the room, soon raising a paw to her forehead. "What the heck was that? Some sort of nightmare?" She slowly elevated herself from out beneath the covers before making her way on over to a makeshift balcony. As she made her way out onto it she looked up towards the full moon, before smiling wide in satisfaction. The scenery outside the building she stayed in was beautiful, as there was a lush green forest in the background, accompanied by a glistening crystal lake. Even now, there were ponies trotting around so late at night. The draconequus chuckled with as she continued to talk to herself. "No matter, least most the dream was good. Nothing could possibly ruin my time here in Equestria." She licked her lips before pulling out a camera and snapping a picture of a pony down below. "Nothing at all."
She turned around and tapped her lower lip momentarily however. "But I wonder if I can imagine that same pony again. Hmmm."
Meanwhile back at Canterlot Castle, Princess Luna stomped into her guards quarters, immediately causing them all to become startled from her sudden and unexpected intrusion. "Up up up this instant!" She growled with a pause, "We have a menace to deal with..."
Author's Note
Curious idea #2 
a bit more of a shorter premise also worked on on the side.
I was aiming for something a bit more lighthearted, random, and just goofy easy fun. 
