Beach Bum

by Cardinal Dan Productions

Part 1: Summer's Heat

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Cover Art by Tremble.


Part 1: Summer's Heat

***A Patriot Pony Production***

Spike let out a long sigh as he dug his toes into the cool sand. The calm lapping of ocean waves against the shore, coupled with the blistering heat on his back, gave him a sense of calm he wasn't used to. The sun was just beginning to fall in the distant horizon, turning the cresting waves into a brilliant shade of amber.

Few clouds clung to the multi-hued sky, promising the occasional break from the setting sun. Truly, the beach at this time of day was just stunning. Then, there was the real view…

Spike watched intently as Rarity and Rainbow Dash emerged from the water. Their lightly covered bodies glistened in the summer sun as water ran down their curves. Rarity clumsily fiddled with her bikini top in an attempt to fix the way her breasts sat uncomfortably in the cups. Rainbow Dash had no such problem, having much smaller breasts, but she was happy to help Rarity, who graciously allowed Rainbow to fix her breasts. Rainbow’s nimble fingers untied one of the strings that connected the bikini’s cups to one another, allowing Rarity a little more wiggle room to adjust her generously sized mounds of flesh.

Spike could’ve sworn he caught a glimpse of something, an areola or nipple perhaps. Regardless, it made him thankful that he was wearing baggy swim trunks. The two girls turned and started in towards the beach. Almost as soon as they began their trek through the shallows, Spike shifted his gaze to something else. In this case, it was the distant sunset and all of the glorious color it brought to the sky. He hoped deep down that neither of the girls saw him ogling. It would make things entirely too awkward, and that was something he didn't need to ruin their vacation.

"Good afternoon, Spike." Rarity gave him a warm, friendly smile before turning back to face Rainbow Dash. "I think I’m going to head inside for the rest of the day, darling. Would you like to come with me? Perhaps we could get something to eat later.”

Rainbow Dash grinned at her with a dismissive wave of her hand. "I'm good, but thanks. Take all the time you need. I'm gonna sit out here with my buddy, Spike."

Spike wasn’t sure if he would classify himself as Rainbow’s ‘buddy’. Friend, absolutely. Buddy just seemed almost too casual for Dash, if that was even a thing. Sure, he got along with all of Twilight’s friends, but he wouldn’t say he was overly close with all of them. Then again, he wouldn’t mind getting a little bit closer with at least one of them.

As Rarity began her journey back to the hotel, Rainbow Dash turned to Spike and fired a subtle 'wink' his way. The wink sent Spike’s heart rate skyrocketing.

*She… She couldn't have noticed me watching… Could she?* Spike broke into a nervous sweat. Usually a wink from Rainbow Dash wouldn’t be a big deal. It was her way of telling if a prank was about to be unleashed or if she was just being an incorrigible flirt. It was the fact that Spike had been ogling her and Rarity scant moments ago that made this wink mean far more than ever before.

Rainbow Dash turned around and bent over, giving Spike a full view of her rear, even spreading her cheeks ever so slightly. Where she lacked in bust, Rainbow Dash made up for it with her ass. He wouldn't call her ass fat. No… That would be an insult, one Spike would regret if he ever said it aloud.

Rainbow Dash’s posterior was toned and firm from years and years of competitive running, but that didn’t mean it didn’t look all the more inviting as it strained against the sky blue fabric that constrained it. Then, there was the strange tattoo on her right cheek. Spike had seen it only once before, at the local day spa, and he had always wondered why she got it. It was covered most of the time. Then again, she could have been saving it for someone special to see and admire…

She fell back and sat down in the sand next to him. Spike attempted to reign in his hormones and dispel the thoughts about Rarity’s breasts or Rainbow’s ass from his mind. His ever-tightening bathing suit was a testament to just how well that wasn’t working. After a few awkward nerve-wrecking moments of silence and attempted repression on Spike’s part, Rainbow Dash broke the ice.

She let out a lengthy sigh and casually stretched her arms into the air. Spike’s eyes ran the length of Rainbow’s body as she did so, studying the muscles that hid beneath her pale skin. Even when she was relaxed, it looked like every fiber of Dash was a spring-loaded trap that was ready to snap. To him, it was almost like watching a cheetah in repose; the strength and speed were still there, just halted for a minute. "So… What do you like to do for fun at the beach, Spike?"

She gave him a sly grin, scanning his face for any change in expression. Spike shook his head, snapping himself away from ogling Dash even more. The spiky-haired deviant tried to suppress a blush, but he was failing. He was crumbling in her hands.

Spike shrugged his shoulders, hoping to play off the previous incidents of the last few minutes casually. He sincerely hoped that Rainbow Dash would let it all slide if she had noticed. She was a pretty chill person, after all. "There's not that many places to go…" He dropped the ‘cool and casual’ facade almost instantaneously. His words came out like those of a nervous child about to be caught for doing something he shouldn’t have. "There's sand, and there's water. I prefer the sand, I guess."

He had to ask himself if that was the best he could come up with. Sand, really? He didn’t even like the sand anymore than the water itself. It was coarse and got everywhere, not exactly something to revel in.

"Really?" Rainbow Dash chuckled softly as she scooted a little closer to Spike. "You just like to… watch others have fun in the water?"

Spike gulped nervously, swallowing what trace amounts of saliva remained in his already dry mouth. He wanted to just slink away and never experience this feeling again. It was pure shame. *She did notice…*

Spike shrunk and lowered his head meekly. He had been caught. Now, Rainbow was probably going to tease him endlessly about it. No, not ‘probably’. Rainbow was most definitely going to tease him about it. That much was certain.

He sighed and let his shoulders slouch, resigning himself to his fate. As long as she didn’t tell Twilight, Rarity, or the rest of their friends, he could take a little ribbing.

"You know, Spike…" Rainbow Dash bit her lower lip as she continued, placing a firm hand on his back. He expected it to feel extortionary, like she was going to ask a favor of him now that she knew this information, but she had different ideas."You might find that you’d have a lot more fun if you'd get wet with us."

That wasn't what he was expecting, not even close. It had to be his imagination, right? Spike finally looked at Rainbow Dash, meeting her gaze, and what he saw frightened him. A roaring fire burned in her pink eyes. What if… it really wasn’t his imagination… Was Rainbow… Was she coming onto him?

"Did you enjoy watching us?" A grin appeared, accompanying Dash’s fiery eyes. The grin was sly and hungry, like a fox after cornering it’s next meal. Weirdly enough, Spike couldn’t help but feel a little turned on from Rainbow’s predatory features. He was going to say something, perhaps to ask the bikini clad runner if this was all just a dream, but before he could muster the strength to speak, her hands began to wander.

First, she lazily drew a finger down Spike’s chest, tracing what little muscles he had accumulated over the years. Spike’s breathing hitched as she eventually stopped at the velcro strap holding his trunks up. Her fingers made short work of the strap, and her hand slipped inside, completely unopposed.

Spike let out a sharp gasp as her fingers brushed against his erect member. "You did enjoy it…” Rainbow’s eyes widened, and her grin stretched across her face as her fingers closed around the shaft of his member, holding it in a tight grip. “I don't blame you for staring, Spike. I could look at Rarity's boobs all day, if she'd let me."

Spike’s brain was clogged and choking on a mix of hormones and shock. Never had any female touched him like this, and he certainly didn’t think Rainbow Dash would be the first. This had to be a dream. It was hot that day. Maybe he passed out in the sun, and now, he was having erotic hallucinations.

Rainbow’s grip tightened around his member, which was now at full-mast. It wasn’t until that moment that his mind managed to finally get a grip on the words that had been swirling in his head. "R-R-Rainbow Dash!" He gasped, his voice shaking with nerves beyond what the teenager thought possible. "Wh-What are you- Mmmph!"

Spike's protest was silenced as Rainbow Dash pressed her lips against his, forcing him into a rather aggressive kiss. He didn't reciprocate the kiss… How could he? It was so forceful, and it caught him off guard. Plus, Spike had maybe kissed, like… one other girl, and only on the cheek! How was he supposed to respond to something so rough?

Several seconds later, Rainbow Dash pulled away, breathing heavily as she stared into his eyes. "You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that…" A gentle moan, very uncharacteristically, rode on the edge of her voice. She had that same predatory grin still on her face.

Her hand, which Spike’s mind catalogued as ‘unusually soft’, began stroking his cock ever so gently. "Re-Really?" He desperately tried to fight through the hormonal haze that was his mind. Nothing felt real anymore.

Rainbow Dash nodded her head and bit down on her lower lip as she began pulling the front of his trunks down. His eager member sprung to attention as it was freed from its cloth confines. "Yeah… You know what else I've wanted to do?"

Spike's cheeks burned bright red as his erect member stood at attention in front of Rainbow Dash. He looked up and down the beach, but the coast was clear, except for the two of them. Thank Celestia for that. He wasn’t sure he could bare it if someone were to happen across the scene, it would be the single most embarrassing thing to ever happen to him, and that was saying a lot.

Spike shook his head as he watched Rainbow Dash's lips inch closer and closer towards his cock. "This can't be real…" This was one-hundred and fifty percent a dream, Spike was sure of it. That was the only way any of this could be happening to him.

"Why can't this be real?" Rainbow panted heavily, her hot breath hitting the tip of Spike's member. She hovered above his cock, staring up at him with pleading eyes. "Look, Spike, I'm gonna level with you… I really, really need this… If you help me out, I can do you one better… I can hook you up with Rarity…"

Rainbow Dash noticed a definite change in Spike's expression at the sound of Rarity's name. She had gotten his attention. He couldn’t help it that Rarity was number one on a very short list of girls that he found super insanely attractive. A promise of actually getting together with her? Spike didn’t care if this was a dream or not. That was too good of an opportunity to pass up.

"I've seen the way you look at her." Rainbow Dash played with his cock, waving it back and forth like a joystick on a game controller. "You've had a crush on her for years. If you help me out, I can get you in bed with her on the first date…"

Spike didn't need any more encouragement. Not even in his own dreams had he ever gotten in bed with Rarity. He was going to gladly take the chance. "Al-Alright…" He nodded his head quickly, sealing the deal. "What do you want me to do?"

Rainbow Dash gave him a sexy grin, her grip moving from his shaft to his balls. She palmed them, squeezing them just enough to get a small moan out of Spike. That only seemed to embolden Rainbow further. "So eager to please, Spike… We’ll get to that soon enough. For now, I just want you to sit back and relax.” Rainbow Dash almost purred, her voice heavy with lust. “Have… you ever done this kind of stuff with a girl?"

Spike shook his head, causing Rainbow Dash to smile sweetly. He closed his eyes momentarily to try and stop the shaking that permeated his entire body. It didn’t work. There was just too much going on, too much stimulation all at once. "Mmm… Well, today's your lucky day, because I'm going to teach you everything you'll need to know to please a high-class girl like Rarity."

With nothing left to be said between them, Rainbow Dash moved her head to the base of Spike’s shaft and in one moan-inducing move, she drew her tongue up the length of his member. When she got to the top, she opened her mouth and took the head of his cock slowly. Spike had never thought that that a mouth could be so warm. As Rainbow took more and more of his member, he could only focus on how good the warmth felt against every inch. It was like if Celestia’s sun was concentrated and wrapped around his cock.

All in all, it was about a million times better than his hand with some lotion on it. Spike could only watch in awe as Rainbow Dash's head bobbed up and down on his cock. The feeling of her warm, wet mouth engulfing his member left him without words. Again and again, Rainbow Dash swallowed Spike's member, taking the entire shaft down her throat until her nose touched his stomach.

Spike could hardly think straight.
It was as though all of the blood that allowed his brain to function was now focused below his waist. In a moment of pure instinct, Spike reached a hand out and gripped Rainbow’s multi-hued hair. He felt the pressure building in his crotch, signalling his breaking point. "Ah… R-Rainbow… I… I think I'm going to…”

Spike couldn't finish his sentence. Before he could, he let out a loud groan as he reached his climax, releasing his cum into Rainbow Dash's awaiting mouth. The warm, creamy substance filled her mouth and trickled down her throat. His muscles had seized, making it so that Rainbow could not move her head until he was fully emptied.

Rainbow didn't seem to mind. It must have been what she wanted, and she didn't to remove her lips from his cock until she had drained him.

Spike collapsed in an exhausted heap, letting out a satisfied moan. Never had an orgasm taken so much out of him. It was like his very life force had been sucked away. He took several deep breaths, attempting to regain his ability to speak or think clearly.

"How was that, Spike? Was that your first blowjob?" Rainbow Dash’s eyes were trained on his as she sat back up, almost like she was daring him to tell her he didn't like it. She chuckled as she crawled up next to him, wiping an errant trickle of cum from the corner of her mouth. "Pretty great, huh? Rarity's really into this sorta thing, so make sure you have plenty to give her for her… uh… efforts…"

Spike felt like he was drifting further and further away. "Mmm… You got it…" His mind was blanking and his body was willfully shutting down on him. He desperately wanted to ask her if this was all real, if this was something that had actually happened and not just a wonderful dream.

Rainbow Dash beamed before placing a wet kiss on his cheek, taking copious amounts of pride in her work. "I'm gonna go take a shower. You're welcome to join me when you're ready for your next lesson…"

Spike was a thousand miles from the shore. He felt as though he had entered a realm of eternal bliss and pleasure. He didn't didn't even notice Rainbow Dash pulling up his trunks before standing up and walking out of view.

"Seriously, Spike…" Her voice sounded muffled and far away. "… don't keep me waiting…"

Then, Spike closed his eyes and lost himself in the relaxing sounds of the waves beating against the sand.

***Up Next: A Boy No More***

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