Rainbow Blubber

by Broken Dreams

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Rainbow Dash
Length: 1001

Rainbow Dash wants to become a Walrus.

Rainbow Dash wants to become a Walrus.

Published 2016-08-05 14:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-08-05 14:20:01 UTC

Facetious

It was the middle of the afternoon in Ponyville. Ponies were trotting through their happy lives like eating toast on butter. Twilight and Spike were having a picnic in the Ponyville Park and enjoying the beautiful sunny day. Twilight Sparkle was eating a jelly donut filled with a deliciously gooey fruit filling. Spike on the other hand would enjoy a recently-cut ruby that would fill him up for the day. A spurt of jelly came across from a little crevice in the donut. It covered Twilight Sparkle's mane and face while she gasped from how quick it was. Spike noticed her covered and decided to lick off the juices from her to easily clean her off without resorting to going home and ruining their day. He did this, and Twilight giggled as the ticklish tongue went over her face and mane.

"haha, that tickles!", she said while having the most gleeful and childlike smile.

He continued licking Twilight before she was sparkled clean. His tongue now covered in a big glob of gelatinous sugar, Spike swallowed it all whole with one bite. The sound of a wheel screeching forward could be heard far off. It was Rainbow Dash pulling a cart with a white substance shaking over the side of it's frame. It gave a heavy splat as it went over the cart to the earth. Twilight rose her head as Rainbow Dash came to a full stop. She smiled with a big toothy grin at her own arrival.

"Rainbow, what's all that stuff you have in there?" asked Twilight with a questioning gaze.

Rainbow Dash stomped her hooves in excitement. She couldn't believe that she was going through with this. After all, it was her best idea ever. A truly great thought that she was thinking about a few weeks ago. Just like any old day, she was with Fluttershy tending to her aquatic mammals. While there, she saw the majestic Walrus calling out to her, like it was talking to her with it's voice.

And, she thought, "What if I was just like them, I'd be so awesome!"

Now that she remembered, she was determined to get this deed done and never shirk off any potentially awesome thing she could get her hooves on. She went up the cart and dipped her hoof into it's pool. Then, she started rubbing her body with the substance as it made a splotching sound.

"This is Walrus fat, I got it over on Amazony online and their basically selling this for free!"

Twilight shook her head, "Wah, why would you need that for?".

Rainbow Dash was unamused by their confusion. They just couldn't see a good idea like this one for it's true merit.

"Come on Twi, I haven't even gotten to the good part yet!"

With that, Rainbow started covering herself in the liquid fat, before she was white from head to hoof. It felt sticky and cold with all the heat. Never-the-less, Rainbow couldn't pass this up, not even for a single second.

"Alright, Twilight, do a transmutation spell on me, you won't regret it!"

Twilight raised the magic from her horn. Glistening energy started flowing out of the tip with a gushing power.

"Well, if you want to so badly Rainbow...", she fired the crimson energy at her. Rainbow stretched and squeezed until her form turned blindingly bright. Twilight and Spike cowered before the powerful light to cover their eyes. As the light dimmed there was a lot of deep-satisfied laughter. They opened their eyes and saw something astonishing.

It was a fat thing, with tusks and beady eyes. Flying through the sky with a ear-piercing cry. A luxurious mane that flowed through the air like satin cloth wafting through the wind. A very light-blue tinted blubbery skin that complemented it's wild chromatic hair. It spoke with a deep and passionate voice. Flying in the sky with it's internal air sacs holding it aloft. The cushion like flesh that jiggled with each force of her flight. She could not be unfettered, nor could anypony ever dream to judge such a specimen. The freedom of the air and it's stupendous magnitude would only be open to her. It was truly magnificent to behold.

"LOOK AT ME, FOR I AM ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL", Rainbow Blubber spoke. "AHAHAHAHAH OHOHOHOHOHOHO".

Twilight could not help, but watch, flabbergasted. Then, Spike started picking up the Picnic baskets and the plates along with the mat they brought. The wailing of laughter continued as they started walking away while Rainbow Blubber continued flying in the air like an acrobat. They walked home, the noise haunting them as they tried to continue their daily lives. Spike covered his face in his pillow to drown out the noise as he slept. But, to no avail would it cancel out the annoyance. Twilight Sparkle couldn't read any books that she would have liked to read. It got to a point where the loudness finally paused, allowing Twilight to give a satisfied sigh in the room with all the books.

Then, Rainbow crashed through the wall of Golden Oaks Library. The Walrus groaned from the crash as she was stuck to the wall's big hole.

"Oops, sorry Twilight" she said.

Twilight's felt the anger rising through her brain. The urge to destroy and maim any pony that dared disturb her reading time. This was the last straw. She raised her horn and fired a blast at the fat creature. Shaping it like taffy, before she was transformed back into normal old Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow fell through the large hole and landed with a thud on the living room floor. She shook her head from the fall, before Twilight was before her.

"No more walrus!" she said angrily.

Rainbow smiled sheepishly from the wrath of her unicorn friend. She flew off as hastily as possible, leaving Twilight to pout and slouch down to read her book. A piece of broken wood fell from the ceiling to the floor with a thump.