I was ecstatic. In the box contained a silver pin. On it read “Manager: Gene”. I knew my brother was leaving for college, but it failed to register that he would give the shop to me. I always thought that he would give it to my sister.

“Gene, Gene, Gene!” my brother said waving his hoof over my face. That’s when I came back down into equestria. I tackle hugged him.

“THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!” I exclaimed with the excitement of a young filly receiving her cutie mark. My brother was probably hoping I would faint or something along those lines. Instead he was the one on the floor slightly dazed by what was going on around him. He was beginning to pass out until I hugged him again.

“Calm down. You’re gonna blow a magic fuse, again.” Angel said as I took a quick look around the room. Then I noticed a flame on the tip of my horn.

“R-Right.” I said embarrassingly as I put out the flame.

“Seeing as you put more work into the shop than I do you deserve the right to the own the shop. Also it doesn’t help that I am leaving next week.” said George as he coward in fear when I tried to hug him again. It was true that I wore my heart on my sleeves. Any chance I had to work in the shop I took it. I know that you think that makes me a no life, but on the contrary ponies love my enthusiasm and my willingness to work my ass off. I also made a couple million bits off of pure customer services. “Gene, there are a couple things you need to do to get ready.” stated George.

“What?” I asked.

“You need to inform your employees that there‘s a change in office.” said George. “Another thing you must do is, hire a new carriage repair man.” said George.

“What’s wrong with Mr. Gallops?” I asked.

“He retired after he nearly died last week, remember.” said George. As I vaguely remember a shopping cart almost ran him over. Then to top it all off he had a heart attack due from shock. It was almost as if death was hunting him exclusively. Then in the hospital he was shocked with a lightning bolt. Either Mr. Gallops was the luckiest pony alive, or the unluckiest pony alive.

“Oh, right.” I said. “But he was the best mechanic. How in the world am I supposed to get a pony to top his handy work, show up to work, can do attitude.” I said sadly.

“You're asking me, Manager.” said George slyly as he went back upstairs to his room.

“Hhhh. I need time to think about this.” I sighed.

“You know we need to go pick up your glasses tomorrow. If you finish your homework we could just hang out tomorrow. I never get to hangout with you one on one. Also you still haven’t open my gift.” Angel said as she gave me a small rectangular package. As I opened the small box my eyes lit up for the second time tonight. Inside there was a watch. It was silver. The rim of the watch was black. The numbers on the watch were gold, and the arms were a silver that matched the rest of the watch. Carved in the back was my full name. The name was also colored in gold.

“W-WOW!” I exclaimed as I hugged my sister. “Where on earth did you get this?”

“Well I knew how much you wanted a watch with your favorite colors on it, but when I went out to look for one, they simply didn’t have one. So I went to a watch shop and had one custom made. It’s waterproof, and I had the pony at the shop put a slight magic enhancer in it.” she said as I hugged her Again as I put the watch on. The magic enhancer was doing it’s job. I felt a slight jolt in my energy as I was able to move around faster and my horn’s magic glowed brighter. “If anything happens to the watch all you have to do is give it to shop. I had made sure I had gotten a lifetime warranty.” stated Angel.

“Thank you, so much.” I said as I realized that I probably should walk my friend home. “Spice, I think I should walk you home. It’s only polite.” I said as I turned my attention to my friend. She was nearly sleeping as she was awoken when she heard her name.

“Thank you.” she said politely as we left the home.
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As we entered Ponyville, there was chaos. No not Discord’s chaos. A different kind of chaos. Panic. There was a fire raging on one of the buildings. Smoke was fogging the sky. It was hard to breathe and the amulet bearers were trying to help in anyway possible.

“What the?” I asked as my lungs were filled with the scent of smoke. Luckily for Spice her nose was unable to smell at the moment due to it being broken right now. That’s when Spice realized where the fire was coming from. She ran as fast as she could towards the fire. “SPICE! WAIT UP!” I yelled at her as she was sprinting.

There were a lot of orphan girls moving out of the burning area. Some were being ushered by nurses because they were burn or having really bad asthma attacks. That’s when Spice knew one of the girls being ushered by one of the nurses.

“Feather Brain!” Spice said with a heavy sigh of relief. As she examined her over. She noticed that one of her wings was scorched and there were burn marks all over her. Her wing was completely black. Spice helped the nurse elevate her back to her legs. She looked like she was completely scared

“Pip... She’s still in there.” she said pointing at the fire. She was shivering as if she had seen a ghost. Spice throughout all common sense at that moment and ran in after her. “Spice!!” Feather Brain yelled at her, but she was too late she had already enter the death trap.

I was watching in utter shock and silence. I decided that I would watch from a safe distance. I casted an x-ray spell and a hearing enhancer. I saw that she was struggling to find her friend under the bright burning flames. I saw her friend, and she was hanging in there, but she wasn’t going to be their for long if we don’t hurry. ‘I need to get my spellbook.’ I thought. Luckily for me the shop wasn’t too far from here, but I still had a top of ten minutes maybe less. I ran as fast I can towards my shop. When I grabbed the front door of the shop I had to quickly unlock it with my magic. I ran to the back and grabbed my spell book. I quickly ran back with it in my magical grasp. By the time I got back I saw that Spice and her friend were at the window. Spice noticed me.

“Gene what’s the plan!” said Spice as Pipsqueak face hoof, but immediately winced in pain.

“I hope you don’t mind getting wet!” I yelled back. The amulet bearers were evacuating the orphan girls out of the burning area.

“Haha. That’s what she said!” yelled Spice as the two were laughing like hyenas. I shook my head and giggled to myself, but I quickly regained my focus.

I turned, my very well organized, spellbook to the weather section. Then I closed my eyes and began reciting the spell, “Rain Rain come my way. Now take away the drought at bay. Until hell’s torch is put back at bay.” I whispered under my breathe as rain clouds appeared and it began to rain hard. When I opened my eyes I saw that the fire was quickly being subdued. As I noticed that my watch was glowing. ‘What do you know.There really is a magic enhancer in this watch.’ I thought to myself. As I walked over to the blackened building, I saw Spice with her tiny friend on her back carrying her out of the building.

“Spice,” I said as I hugged her.

“Oww! Hey watch it!” yelped Pipsqueak.

“Oops. My bad. Spice that took...” I said back as I looked at my friend like she was my hero.

“Balls. I know. Now can you turn off the rain now, I believe the fires out.” she said pointing at the weather. I was about to when a nurse approached us took Pipsqueak from Spice.

I magically teleported an umbrella. “I don’t really have the magical energy right now.” I said when the magic fatigue caught up to me.

“Really because you just teleported an umbrella like it was no-.” said Spice.

“OOH!! SHIT MY SPELLBOOK!!” I exclaimed as I levitated it towards me. “Phew that was close.” I said panting.

“Lemme guess. Magic Fatigue.” Spice said.

“Ding Ding... we... have... a... winner.” I said panting holding my spellbook in my hoof. That’s when the princess of magic approached us. We both immediately bowed.

“Rise, The others and I would like to speak to both of you at my castle.” said Princess Twilight.

“Yes... my... liege.” I said still panting from my magic fatigue.

“Yes Princess Twilight.” Spice said with a bow.
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Princess Twilight’s Castle...

As we entered the castle, I had an odd feeling. The feeling of being watched. That’s when I realized that the amulet bearers had their attention fixated on me. The blue one, Rainbow Dash, and the pink one, Pinkie Pie, both had the same confused look on their faces as if they had just seen a ghost. The white one, Rarity, had a look of intrigue and question on her face. Then there was the shy one. Fluttershy, who looked like she was going to puke from shear stress. Then there was Applejack who was trying to look everywhere but at me. Then there was the Princess. Her face was priceless. She was so confused to the point that she couldn’t form words at the current moment. Then their was her dragon who was trying to bring her back down to reality.

Finally Twilight had snapped back into reality. “Okay. Umm... Let’s start with Spice.” began Twilight, “THAT WAS STUPID BEYOND BELIEF!! DO YOU KNOW HOW BADLY YOU COULD HAVE BEEN INJURED!!”

“Yeah, That’s even riskier than anything I’ve ever done and I’m the extreme one.” chipped in Rainbow Dash as the other four nodded their head.

“But you did a save a life today. Spice you pulled something off that any of us would have ever done in their entire lives without thinking it over. For that we give you our thanks.” said Twilight.

“Yeah! That was awesome,” said Pinkie Pie excitedly.

“I’ll will say that was rather impressive even if it was rather reckless,” said Rarity.

“Same here.” said Applejack as her eyes were still avoiding me. Rainbow Dash just nodded.

“Good Job.” said Fluttershy said quietly. As Spice just blushed.

“Spice you are free to go you will be rewarded later this week.” said Twilight. Spice waved to us goodbye and went on her merry little way. “Now on to you.” said Twilight.

“I’ll take it you all have questions.” I said. They all nodded. “I’ll also take it you are confused as well.” I said as they all nodded. “Hhhh. Fine.” I sighed.

“Start with how you ended up like this?” asked Twilight as the others nodded.

“Well. I was young. I found this spellbook. I read a spell under subsection gender, line 34b, spell name gender warp or gender swap,” I said levitating the book to show them the spell, ”I read the spell. I began the metamorphosis. I got startled and stopped it when it began changing certain areas. I still don’t remember what happened, but when I awoke my areas were merged together. They had to remove the male area though do to fear of infection.” I said. The six of them were shocked at how organized the presentation was.

“One how did you present that so precise, and what do you mean by merged.” asked Rarity who once thought that she had an idea what I was, but was now completely lossed. As the others all were just as lost as her, even Twilight.

“Okay, I’m a business owner and I sell my life story for a small amount of bits. Also when I mean merged I mean I can A: get pregnant or B: get some other pony pregnant.” I said as the others had their jaws dropped to the floors. As I noticed them shake themselves back into reality, they were either lost at this point, or had the look of a thousand questions.

“That’s sad.” said Rainbow Dash as the others scolded her. “What it’s true.” she explained as the others scolded her harder as she just shrugged them off.

“How much money do you make?” Pinkie Pie asked as the four change the directions of their scowls to Pinkie Pie. Her hair deflated as she sulked.

“Sadly we are a respectful business, but I will say money is not of concern to me.” I said flatly.

“What do you mean not of concern.” said Applejack.

“Can we um change the subject?” I asked.

“Fine, but can you at least put it into perspective.”

“Sure. I could build this castle 20 times over burn them all to the ground and still have enough to live out my life and then sum.” I said as they all had their jaws wide open, “Now any questions about my biology or are we going to ask questions about my personal life.”

“Okay back to the whole pregnancy thing. I understand how you could get pregnant. Which I’m only guessing is a womb, but where does the sperm come from?” asked Twilight.

“Located directly above my womb is a sack. In it is filled with sperm.” I said as the others nodded their heads.

“Umm... Not to be rude. Wouldn’t that put you at risk for umm... self impregnation. So how would you umm “release pent up stress”.” Fluttershy said softly as they all had that look on their face like “I was going to ask, but I did not want to make this anymore awkward than it needs to be. I on the other hoof could not hear her.

“Excuse me what was that I couldn’t hear you?” I asked.

Fluttershy was going to speak when Rainbow Dash, “How do you mastrubate safely.” as all four of the others scowled as she chose to ignore them.

I was blushing at the color of a tomato at the sound of the question. “Well I... umm... I umm... don’t.” I squeaked out.

“So wait you’ve never touched yourself !?” asked all of them simultaneously. As my blush soon went from red to blue.

“HOW!?” they all asked again.

“Well... umm... My... umm... umm... “organs” act like a umm... boner sort of.” I said with a shrug.

“Umm... You're free to go we all need to umm... think about whatever the hell just happened.” Twilight said as she pointed to her blacked out friends on the floor. Their noses were bloodied slightly which was odd. With a shaky nod I left.
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Hospital...

“Spice.” I said as I hugged my friend in a recovery room with pipsqueak.

“Gene where have you been. It’s been like 4 hours.” Spice said.

“Umm... Long talk.” I said, “So how are you friends doing.”

“Not great. Pipsqueak passed out when we gave her to the nurse and Feather Brain is going to have to learn to fly again. AGAIN!” said Spice

“That sucks. Umm... I was wondering if you want to stay at our place.” I said, “Seeing as your “home” was burned to the ground.”

“Sure, but when they rebuild it I’m going back.”
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My House...

“Angel, George can I speak with you both in the kitchen.” I immediately said as I immediately walked through the door. As my siblings came down and we were in the kitchen.

“Where have you been?” asked George.

“Yeah.” chipped in Angel.

“Well we went to Spice’s home.” I began, “When we got there it was on fire.”

“WHAT!?” they said in unison.

“Yeah and she’s out of a home, so I thought that she could stay here until further notice.” I said.

“Are you two okay!?” asked Angel.

“Yeah we’re fine, heck we even save the day.” I said with a smile.

“Lemme guess, rain spell.” said George.

“How did you know?” I asked.

“Uhh... it mysteriously started raining out of nowhere. IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY!!” said George as I winced.

“Sorry I was in a panic so I casted a spell that would work, but it worked a little too well.” I said.

“Okay, but that still doesn’t explain why you were gone for four hours.” said Angel.

“Then the amulet wearers or Princess Twilight and the Elements of Too Many Questions congratulated us, and questioned me like I was an alien.” I said.

“Oh, that makes sense. WAIT! YOU GOT TO TALK TO ANOTHER PRINCESS!!” Angel exclaimed, “Aww... I wanted to come.”

“Anyways, Spice will have to sleep with you- I mean sleep in your room.” George said as he blushed with embarrassment. ‘I am so masturbating about this later’ george thought as he turned and walked to his room.

‘Sick bastard’ I thought as I noticed how obvious his dirty thought was. “Allow me to show you to my room Spice.” I said as I we walked up the stairs. My brother is one of my favorite ponies in the world he has his down sides. One of them was that he was a pervert. Another is that he thinks he’s a ladies man. “Psst... Spice between me and you don’t go into my brother’s room.” I whispered to spice as she nodded.

When I opened my door, Spice’s eyes burned. She rubbed her eyes and it took her a good five minutes to adjust to the brightness. What she saw stunned her again. Everything in the room was gold, silver, or black. The walls were gold and highly reflective of the sun’s glows. There was a silver bookshelf with tons of spellbooks on it. The soft rug beneath them was black. Their was a gold and silver dresser. On the ceiling was a large image of my cutiemark. There was a rather large bed. It was gold with black pillows and a silver comforter. There was an alarm clock on the dresser. There was a large stuffed animal. It was a golden dolphin the size of myself.

“Welcome to my humble lamode.” I said sarcastically.

“Wow.” Spice said.

“Over there is Mr. Snuggles.” I pointed at the oversized stuffed animal, “Behind him is a futon that is where you will sleep.” Spice looked at the couch that turned into a bed. As she layed on it, she felt as if she was laying on a cloud. As I let Spice lay there in lala land I thought to myself. ‘Aww... damn it I have to go to the spa tomorrow. I hate the spa. The only reason I go is because my sister goes and even then I hate that. Maybe I can convince her to do something else.’ Being a semi-tom coltish in nature, I disliked going to the spa.

Author's Note

If you haven't noticed by now then allow me to put the questions to rest. This is in the same universe as Snails Spicy Secret so same rule 63 tags still apply to Snails, Feather Weight, and Pipsqueak.

Enjoy the Chapter.