Whatever Happened to Melody Maker?
Melody Maker, what a show! What a show and then you go bye bye!
Bye bye!
Why did you leave it all all it left behind
Bye Bye!
Oh Noteworthy I know I know Pony think I'm crazy!
Crazy noteworthy crazy
I am a legend now I still get paper you know
Paper?>
Yes the paper. Daily paper. every day. I read about myself
All about myself in the paper I read about how they gave up looking for me.
Are n't ponies worried? Oh no no no no no no
no no
no
No worry, I write letters
letters to the ponies I tell them
I tell them I am alive
Some ponies some some ponies
Some ponies think they are fake letters but they are true
true letters I write about how I am alive but done
done
done
done done
done
with the music
so done With FAKE with fakers
done now. No more of the music
But melody note worthy sais
Noteworth say to Melody maker
Why you done
Music such music good
good music lovekly righ musc. Lovely rich music
Look love good music world love good music.,
Yes world love your music so great
I think great too
very nice. I make music
yes you do note worthy lovely music it's great I bought your most recent album. I really appreciate how you shaped the kick drum on "Sonic Pain Boom" And I like the daring use of cello on "Synchronicity 34". That was a collab with Octavia, right? Oh I must pay her wife a visit, Vinyl must be
worried worried
worried sick
There, just there Note says
Worthy tells Melody you were coherent
so sense. So much more sense for just a moment,
It was good the old maker back for a moment. I like
when
you talk about muskc.,
Talk more
abouit About it About Music.
No no music for me
for you
music good
For me only pain now
No more explore no more bore or chore.
My sounds were good once
now just pain.
But drugs
drugs good
No melody no note says I worry
worry
worry
worry so much
So much
You do more drug than before
yes yes yes Such fun
Fun funf un fun fun!
Good make me happy
Note worthy you are a good friend unlike those
those those those
Those other
Stabgers
those other stabbers in the back
All those other stabbers in the back wanted me
Wanted my money
my fame
all they want never want me
who I was
But buck them
buck buck buck them
HAHAHA
Ha! AM I right
Now just get high
High on these magic mushrooms
High forget life
No Note Worth-ee say firm
No Melody I hate see you like this.
Bad bad Maker Melody. I see you fucked up
You are
are are are
I don't use this word lightly
You are Fucked up.
You
Yo played in canterlot
Canterlot and Brandenburger
Brandenburger and Hirzai
Oh Northy don't bring up
The past!
The past no need to tell what I did then
I have money to do now
A million bits every day
No you're broke
am not I got a check for 4000 bits
every other week I get check
I make music past it pay me now
And you spend it on drugs
you were the pride of Equestria with your crazy new sounds
Such sounds Melody Maker
Such crazy orgasmic sounds You put Vinyl and Pinkie and Countess to shame! What sounds!
Yes I really was a pioneer in electronic music back in the day, wasn't I? A lot of unexplored possibilities at the intersection of magic and electronics and music. But oh welll
Oh well
Well Well
Well!
Well I have Dove tails and Chicken Spit now!
No Chicken Spit! Cockatrice poison. Stop calling
Calling it chicken spit it's shit!
Kills you slowly I know know know know! I read
studies it calcifies your body you
You are
You are killing youself kill kill killing youself Melody Maker!
I don't care done less pressure now
now I sit in my house in backwoods of New yorkshire. Now I just sit sit sit here
I go to buy cereal twice a month
and I am happy
Are you really happy smoking to death here
Yes yes yes I am so happy I cry
every day EVERY DAY
I cry but I won't let them know
I had to go out mysteri Mysteriously. Yes yes Now they think I'm legend performer
Musician out top of the game!
Oh what a lovely circus, I wish you could see it, Note worthy
See how sad you have become here? In this cottage?! It makes me sad
So be it
Feel like m,e.
Fall apart
Lose hope
Lose music.
No
No no I refuse No
Yes Notey! Thank you for coming
Thank you thank thank YOU for coming here
Here house
Here to my house
But but but
Oh how how did you get in here?!
how You follow me?
It's hard to get the good mushrooms I followed the trail
The magic trail to the magic mushroom
s
HA! haha Say high to Celestia
You found me all right you good friend but keep secret
Tell no pony no pony should no
I just want to be alone alone with myself and my garden
OH!
But Hi!
Hi?
Yes tell Celestia! Tell her
Hi Celestia! Hi Pink Horse!
N o No NO Melody you could say hi yourself
We want you back! We want your music
I don't want my music.
Equestria does though! Please, come back!
No no let me be sad
let me be confused stumbleubmumbumbling about hiiiiiiiiiiiigh all the time
Let me escape all the fake
All the fake happyness equestria
All the Equestrian fake happy music
Just
Just leave me Noteworthy
Leave
and
let me be sad
Okay I will leave
Thank you friend
Thank you
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Melody Maker died three weeks later from a heart-attack. Cockatrice venom, or "Chicken Spit" as it's known on the streets was found in elevated amounts in his system. He left behind an estranged wife and a two-year old daughter.
But hey, he was happy
In his own miserable way.
