Hi, my name is Orion Eppley. and I was just a normal human before my life changed forever. so I guess I have to start from the beginning, huh? Okay, I was just a fifteen year old boy living in the state of Virginia, a damn good place to live, just at my house watching one of my favorite shows, Doctor Who. And let me just say, life was good(emphasis on was), that is until my younger sister Sierra started watching my most hated show... My Little Pony.

Sierra took the remote from my hand and changed the channel to discovery family, right in the middle of MY show. "Sierra, why did you do that?" I asked her with an irritated look.

she looked at me, "Orion, you know that my show comes on at 7:00." she said with a smartass tone. I just face palmed at that,

"Sierra, you know that I recorded the entire series. why don't you just watch it in the other room?" I asked her calmly. she just gave me a piercing glare. "Hey I was just asking." I said putting my hands up in a surrender way.

"kids, time for dinner!" my mother yelled upstairs. with that I immediately got up and ran downstairs with my sis.

"Aw sweet! Meatloaf." I said digging in.

"thanks mama." Sierra said to mom and my three younger brothers all nodded in thaks. (thing is this stuff right now actually happened I mean seriously, you can't make this stuff up. can you?) after dinner I cleaned up the table and went straight to bed. it was then that my friend sent me a text on my phone saying that Donald Trump was winning the election. with that I threw my phone across the room( hey all you people would do the same.) and looked out my window and saw a star.

'ugh I can't believe I'm doing this.' I thought as I made a wish " I wish," I started, "That I could live in a world with no wars, no pollution, and other earth related problems, with people that can get along and not fight over stupid shit. that is what I wish for." I finished. then thats when it happened. the star shined brighter and brighter, blinding me with a light. And like that I passed out.

[time skip ?]

I opened my eyes to see that I was in some kind of forest. 'Dear God, that's the last time I ever make a wish.' I thought. I decided to get up, but I immediately fell right back down. I looked down at myself and I was horrified. I didn't have clothes on, and I didn't have feet. I looked around and I saw a lake nearby , then I tried to run to it, but ended up failing. after 5 more tries I finally get there and look at my reflection. I was a pony. not just any pony but a pony with a horn and wings. 'this can't be real' I thought.

I then heard a growling. I turned around to see some wolf made of wood. 'this must be a dream' I thought to myself, but that wolf proved me wrong. it lunged at me and I just barely evaded its attack, as it made a cut on my face, but I shook it off and thought, 'okay. this isn't a dream.' so I did the only logical thing I could do...run.(hey, you would do the same thing if you were in this situation. I feel like I said that already, need to look up more things to say.)

after I encountered that wolf and ran off, I stumbled into what looked like a hut.(you bronies already know who lives there. three guesses. first two don't count.)it was surrounded by animals. I already knew who lives here. "Oh fuck me." I said aloud. that caused the animals to stop what they are doing and look at me. after a few moments of silence I heard a very familiar voice,

"What is it everyone?" it said as a yellow Pegasus with pink hair came into view. and she looked shocked as she saw me. after what felt like an hour I finally spoke.

"What the hell are you staring at?" and then she fainted. 'what the fuck did I just get myself into?' I thought.

After the yellow Pegasus had fainted, I splashed water on her to wake her up. She woke up and saw me. She eeped and quickly got away from me. 'She's scared of me? Good.' I thought as I heard a familiar growl. I turned around and saw yet another woodenwolfIt looked hungry. It was about to attack when I stopped it.

"WAIT!" I yelled causing it to stop and look at me. "Now I know what you're thinking. 'I can take this puny pony easily.' But I'm no ordinary pony." I said as I felt something ruffle onmy back, it was my wings!

They were badass. They were black with a sort of fire color adding to it, as if they were flames themselves. The wolf tried to make a run for it, but a black beam of energy blasted it to pieces. I looked around for anything thatwould be the causeof that blast until I saw my reflection. I saw my horn glowing a black color, but it soon faded. I decided to take advantage of this and look myself over. I was a dark as night black, with the wings folded, with silver eyes, gold and silver hair and an image of a music note with a brain on it and a silver snake tongue coming out. Aside from the mark, I looked pretty good, for a pony.

"He was right here." I heard a quiet voice say. I turned around and saw all six of them. (I won't even bother with describing them, you should already know what they look like. Btw this takes place after the alicorn was born. You know, the crystal one.)

I groaned at the ponies right in front of me. "I will fucking kill you God!" I yelled out in fury. All of them cringed at what I said.

"Ok, who is this god you speak of?" Twilight asked with an arched eyebrow.

'Oh dear god, I just want to die. End this nightmare.' I thought as I ignored them and started walking back in the forest.

"HEY! You don't ignore Twilight like that!" The rainbow haired one yelled getting in front of me before I pushed her out of my way.

"Get out of my way." I said with no emotion. She got mad at what I said and punched me in the face, knocking me back a little. I grunted in pain as that punch stung me a little.

"You do not say that to me." She said getting in my face. I then retaliated by punching her in the face, knocking her into a tree.

"I said, get out of my way." I told her with a hint of venom in my voice. She got really angry and charged at me. I remained still until the last second, in which I side stepped, causing her to ram into a few trees. I thought she was going to give up when I turned around she charged straight for me with anger in her eyes. She hit me causing a small bruise. I fell to the ground and saw her laughing. "Alright," I said cracking my neck with ease. I started charging up power, but she looked like she was going to make a last stand. She went up in the air, but I know better than that, I am a very good strategist. When my power was fully charged she came down with speeds up to Mach 10. I waited until she got close enough and blasted her out of the sky. I had apparently knocked her out. 'Thank god for my ability to adapt to anything.' I thought as the purple alicorn used her magic to grab the pony I defeated. I was walking away when another flash of light appeared. After the light had faded I saw the leader of this wretched place. I quickly turned around and started leaving, but she stopped me,

"I don't think so." She said angrily as she used her magic to hold me still. I looked at her with no fear. "I saw that blast all the way from Canterlot. Nopony is able to do that."

"Shut the fuck up bitch." I said coldly as I broke free. Everyone gasped but her. All she did was look at me.

"How dare you talk to me like that. Do you even know who I am?"

"Yeah, I know who you are, your highness." I said mockingly, "and I don't care." As soon as I said that she gave me a look of rage.

"I am Princess Celestia! And I-"

"Yeah yeah yeah, you rule this place, but I honestly don't give a shit." I said mocking her.

"What is your name?" She asked losing her patience.

"My name is Orion." I said as my wings unfolded themselves causing all of them to gasp. After that, I flew away. "And I do not want to deal with this bullshit!" I yelled at them. When I thought I got away from them, I was enveloped in a purple aura. I was then brought down to them. And they were pissed.

"Why ya little varmit! I oughta teach ya how to talk to a princess." The orange one said angrily.

"Oh please," I said rolling my eyes, " If that rainbow pony didn't stand a chance against me, what chance do any of you have?" I said confidently.

"Well darling," the white prissy one started, "It's one thing to fight back, but to disrespect a princess!? You are certainly a vile pony."

"Look who's talking," I said with a grin, "You're nothing but a whinybitch that only cares about looks and perfection. You're even too afraid to even get dirty, you couldn't be filthy even if your life depended on it." I said holding my grin. After that, she started crying. Then the purple one started to yell,

"How dare you talk to my friends like that!?" She yelled, "I am the princess of friendship."

"Then I guess that makes me the prince of jerks...kissass." I said making her back away and lose grip of me, "You're a workaholic who fails at everything in life. That's why you have friends. That's why you're the princess of friendship. You think they care about you? No they don't. And I know your style, you try to get others to confide in you, well let me tell ya something sweetheart, it ain't gonna work on me! My heart is stone cold. I have no love, no remorse, I don't need those, and I sure as hell don't need any friends." I said making her stop and I saw tears running down her face. After that, the pink one got mad.

"Hey pick on somepony your own size meanie!" She said angrily.

"Oh this is gonna be fun. Fun? You really think your parties are fun? Don't make me laugh. I've seen better parties on a homeless guys butt. Your parties suck. You are nothing but childish. And you know it. You wouldn't know a party if it hit you in the face! So you can't say shit, idiot." I said evilly, I then saw her hair go straight and she cried her eyes out. I love it when I make others cry, it means I broke them of hope. "Now like I've said before, stay out of my way! I'm going to find a way home, and I don't need you ponies getting in my way." I said walking in the forest. Now I can think. I soon found something of mine, my phone, with my head phones plugged in. I grabbed it and played a song that I loved. Rap god by Eminem.

Author's Note

Thank you so much for reading this story, I hope you enjoyed the chapter as much as I have enjoyed writing it. Anyway, I'll catch you all in the next chapter see ya.