Sara Lexi Water Gun, a pony from Equestria that was turned human. Lied naked on the beach, one morning next to her friend Emily Chaser. Emily said my tits are gonna be sore for a long time. I should've watched out for that "barbed-wired" fence. Water Gun said It happens. Look if I could wear clothes, Chasey I would have drained my brother wallet buying only "designer" brands. Emily said yeah, I know. Do you think your battery acid injury hurt, worse then me running into that fence? Water Gun said, while drinking her diet Pepsi. I couldn't tell you Chasey. "Sulfuric acid" hurts alot. Emily said the doctor, thinks i will have a hard time nursing if I have a baby. Water Gun said that's not as bad as my plight. I look like a tomato 24/7 in the face. Emily said yeah I know, (looks at "barbed-wire" scar.) but what will I say to people about it? When they see it? Water Gun said Nothing Chasey. You know, I can't hide this injury 70% of me is red. I don't mind people asking what happened to me, because maybe they'll be safe if they hear my tale. Emily said good point. But how will I tell people about my injury? Water Gun said just tell them you had a hard day on the job at the farm. Hey I know good restaurant we can go to for breakfast.
While Water Gun and Emily Chaser were eating breakfast. Emily said this is really good pancakes. Anyway Water, your a girl that has a lot of girl that has a lot of courage. Water Gun said I guess I am. I don't think you would see many girls fill "potholes" naked to keep taxes down as a mayor, unless it was suggestive of course for one of those sex films. One of those adult magazines got photo's of me somehow and we had an interview. I said I was engaged, and I am almost a black belt. Also I said a gentle warning, be careful with "batteries and fire you could look like me or worse." Emily said Water, you also told them "sulfuric acid" hurts a lot, just like being stung by thousand of "killer bees". Water Gun said yes I sure did. But the therapy and cleaning I had after the accident, hurt even worse maybe. Emily said Wetty was it even worse then when you stepped on broken glass on the beach?. Water Gun said no not that bad Chasey. I am going outside for an E break want to come Emily? Emily said sure Wet One.
Outside Water Gun and Emily Chaser are sitting on the beach. Water Gun pulls out a E-cigarette out of her robe pocket (lights it and puffs.). Emily Asked what Flavor is it Water? Water Gun said mint alfalfa no nicotine . Ah just like the fields at home. Emily said that's cool. I always thought you'd be afraid of fire wet one. Water Gun said nope but, I am afraid of glass. I was playing a little bit with the neighborhood kids on the playground, and I stepped on broken glass barefoot. It was a big mess. An after that I said for everyone to clean up the glass and recyclables on the beach and playground, and i would think of something nice for everyone. An I did. We had are own Woodfeet which i called it, and independent bands came to play and we had a lot of activities for the kids and it was a whole lot of fun. An since there has been no new cases of cut feat because of broken glass. Emily said you want to go look at one of those B movies at the retro cinema, you help get started? Water? Water Gun said sure.
At the classic retro theater. Water Gun said hey Katie, to the owner. Katie said hey how are you Mrs. Mayor? Go on in and tell them I said it's all on the house. An thanks again for giving my daughters, dreams a chance. Water Gun said your so welcome Mrs Heatherington. Emily said I heard about her daughter Katrina Heatherington. Katrina "The Iron Woman" makes all these B-movies and there all really good ones. Water Gun you know why they call her "The Iron Woman"? Her father was pressing clothes one day, he didn't keep watch of Katrina and the Iron fell on her head. Emily said like in home alone? Water Gun said yup. Luckily there was no damage inside her brain but the "iron" imprint is still there and Katrina is very afraid of irons. (Emily and Water Gun are watching Katrina Vs the Green Moray Men in 3-D.) Dr. Candin said can't you slimy eels, do anything right? She'll ruin everything! (Katrina has knocked out all of Dr. Candin's creations.) Now I've got to do my own slimy work! (gets a hot Iron fireplace poker from the fireplace.) Katrina said that's all of them. Now just... (jumps out of the way of Dr. Candin firepoker that he just threw at her.) Water Gun said wow did you see that Emily? Emily said I sure did. (later.) The Chief said another job well done Heatherington. Katrina said no problem I ironed and pressed them out. (everyone laughs.) Dr. Candin assistant Milton the Mild said those "iron" bars won't hold us for long. Dr Candin said By Michael Gregory's balding head will you iron it up! (police sirens wail.) The Narrator said Another day ironed and pressed. But who knows when evil will strike again.
The sun was setting, and Emily and Water Gun waved good-bye to each other. Water Gun got home and Took off her robe revealing her red scared, nude body. An She had a cold bath that felt good after being in the sun. Water Gun had a TV dinner, for dinner and played some video games with her fiance Riley. Water Gun brushed her black hair and White teeth and hanged her soft cotton robe on the door an fell a sleep.
The end.
