The Great and Powerful Friend
The Chaos Begins Part 1
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"Now your talking." This is great! Lord want's to go directly to Canterlot instead of that pathetic excuse of a town. Although my memories are a bit hazy I can't seem to remember anything before I went to that village.
Village, village, village.
Plan, the plan to conquer that town! Then it came to me.
"But Lord! What about those element bearers? Surely I need to eliminate them before they get us!" I was about to go back to the town until Lord Discord grabbed my arm.
"There is no need for that my loyal minion. I...already eliminated them!" Strange, I don't remember Lord Discord eliminating the elements. No, Lord wouldn't lie to me! I have to trust his words.
"Very well my lord, now let's head of to Canterlot." He nodded before walking to the direction of this "Canterlot." I thought about telling lord that we could get there faster by teleporting before remembering that we need a plan.
"Lord Discord, what can you tell me about these rulers of Equestria?" Knowing your enemies is one way to annihilate your foes.
"I suppose I can tell you about them." Them? Lord started to tell me the origins of these princesses. Apparently lord was turned into stone by the elements of harmony. Great one more thing to worry about.
"Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were the original element bearers. That was until Luna started to get jealous of Celestia's fame."
"I thought you turned into stone?" I asked wondering how exactly he knew this.
"Just because I was immobilized doesn't mean that I couldn't see my surroundings." Interesting, so if I ever became a victim of these elements (which I won't) then I can still-
"Hawk? Are you listening to me?" I shook my head snapping out of my trance.
"My apologies Lord Discord, please continue."
He looked at me skeptically before continuing. "As I was saying, Luna's jealousy grew out of control and she soon became Nightmare Moon. There she vowed to bring internal darkness to Equestria, but as she was going to fufill her destiny Celestia stopped her."
"She used the elements of harmony to vanquish Nightmare Moon to the moon forever...until a few weeks ago." I looked at Discord as if he was joking. Surely Nightmare Moon wouldn't dare to come back right?
"She just came back?" He nodded. "So did she get blasted off to the moon again?"
"Not quite, the element bearers- which I eliminated, changed her back to Princess Luna." Taking in this new information, a plan quickly escalated into my mind.
"My lord! I know how we can get rid of the princesses!" Lord's attention came upon me. "If we can somehow remind Luna of how no one cares about the night, then she would turn back to Nightmare Moon! Then while they're distracted we'll attack them from behind."
"My word, Hawk your a genius!" I felt proud that my lord is fond of my chaotic scheme. Equestria will fall and Lord Discord will be the rightful ruler of this land. Heh, maybe he can make me his number one evil partner.
"Hey Hawk see that town up ahead." I looked up ahead and saw what seemed like a western town. "That's Appleloosa...wait a minute! We went the wrong way!" Discord looked like he was about to blow up until I spoke out.
"Now now my lord, I bet we could mark this town off the map then we can go to Canterlot by teleportation." Discord's smile told me what I wanted to hear.
"Now how shall I conquer this town....oh! I got it!" I prepared for my latest spell while Discord somehow brought a chair with a box of popcorn in his claws.
"Don't mind me, go on." Ignoring him the best I could, I grabbed a wizards wand and said the magic words.
"Incendio Tria!" I shouted as a huge burst of flames flew out of the wand and straight into the town. Though, it takes a while to spread so I just left it like that.
"What was that?" Discord asked.
"What was what?"
"I thought you could use magic without a wand."
"I don't know, it just felt right at the time." This was true although a certain four eyes method was so puny I decided to increase it.
"Right now let's get out of here before somepony finds us."
"As you wish my lord." And just like that, My lord and I vanished into thin air and headed straight for Canterlot.
'Equestria will bow down to Lord Discord!'
(Canterlot Alleys)
"Where are we?" I asked looking through the abandoned alleys.
"Just as I thought, Princess Celestia must've put a spell around Canterlot to keep Chaotic magic away from it. Since I had to give some to you that means that you are also affected by it."
'Princess Celestia put a barrier to keep Canterlot safe? Wasn't he turned into stone...SHIT!'
"Lord Discord! They know we're coming!" Lord Discord's expression was much similar to mine. Panic started to spread across Lord's face until it turned into a smug one.
"What am I worrying about? I have the strongest being right beside me after all."
"Really? I don't think I'm as strong as the princesses." I said unsure whether Lord's confidence in me is too high.
"Yes, which is one of the reasons I know that we'll conquer Equestria together my faithful minion."
'What?'
"Why did you say it like that?"
"What's wrong with what I said?" Discord protested.
"It sounds like something a pony would say." Is Discord turning soft? No, that can't be possible he's the god of chaos for crying out loud.
"It is not something a pony would say!"
"Alright! Let's just talk about what's really important here, how will we get to the princesses without getting spotted."
"You know exactly what to do. I can see it into your grim eyes." I know what to do? I haven't got the slightest idea how we can overcome this. Maybe there's something in my pockets.
"Grass, no. Hay, no. Apples? Why the hell are these in my pockets!?" That was when I found what I was looking for.
"An invisibility cloak from Harr-"
"Enough with those references! Let's just put it on and be on our way." Not wanting to disappoint my master, I wrapped it around the two of us and we walked towards the Capital of Equestria.
'Just a little bit further'
(Canterlot)
"Hey Lord do you see that pony over there?" I asked pointing at the white coated horse with a monocle. God he look's so stuck up right now, I just want to-
"Yes I do see him." I grinned mischievously knowing how I can scare the living daylights out of him.
"Follow my lead." Still covered by the cloak, Lord Discord and I walked over to that horse who was standing in front of a mirror.
"Who's sexy? Fancy Pants is! Mwah!" The weirdo horse kissed his hoof for some odd reason. But that just made my desire to scare him grow. I started to pull the wand out until Lord Discord yanked it out of my hands. Then Lord snapped it in half.....
Fancy Weirdo turned around to see what the sound was but came up short not seeing anything in sight. He looked at himself in the mirror and started to make compliments about his "groomed coat"
"What was that for???" I asked both angered and confused by Lord's actions.
"Like I said before I didn't want to see any of that half blood wizard nonsense. That is if you want me to give you the thickest glasses in the entire world." Oh hell no!
"Nah! It's alright I'll just use my hands. Heh heh." I was still annoyed by Lord Discord's view on the wizarding world but I didn't want to upset my Lord.
"Who's this handsome stallion? Oh would you look at that, it's me!" God he's annoying as hell. Maybe a scare won't fill my needs. What I need is something way worse. Then again, he does love his coat.
"You know if you were a mare than I would-" I flung him up into the air exactly 20 feet high. Now for the finishing touch. I placed a kiddie pool to the direction where he was going to fall and filled it with maple syrup.
The insecure horse looked down to see what was in store for him and tried screaming for help. Unfortunately it was too late for him and he landed face first on the maple syrup. I for one do not like being sticky, especially all over my body.
"Ahh! My beautiful coat! Somepony please help me!" Damn his whining is more annoying than his "self compliments" Maybe I can add one more perk to this.
"Please! Hey you there come hel-" I cut the bastard off by releasing a bag full of feathers on him. That should keep his mouth shut for a while. What made this situation better was that a horde of ponies came to see what the commotion was about.
"Look it's Fancy Pants!"
"He looks like a god damn idiot!" Ponies around the Fancy Feathers started to laugh at him.
'Yeah, yeah. Just keep on laughing.'
"What are you thinking about minion." Discord whispered.
"You know exactly what I'm thinking about my Lord." The horde of ponies laughter was replaced by shrieks of horror as I released about 12 cockatrices out in the open. One by one the horses turned into stone until the screams were no longer heard.
"Let's get moving Lord Discord." I was started to walk but the pressure behind me kept me from doing so. Discord actually looked terrified by this.
"What about the cockatrices? They're going to turn us into stone too!"
"Relax my Lord, I made them specifically for anyone who doesn't posses chaotic magic." Funny, I thought Discord would've known otherwise I wouldn't have spawned them in the first place.
We started to walk along the path to the princesses castle. The journey was quiet if you didn't count the sounds of cockatrices screeching at ponies.
"Oh! Look minion there's Sapphire Shores statue." Sapphire Shores? Look's like she was a victim of the cockatrices.
"Damn she look's ugly!" I said making out her features. Although now that she's incapable of moving I guess a little makeover wouldn't hurt.
"Lord Discord, permission to mess with Sapphire Shores?"
"Granted." Grinning, I lead Lord to the direction of Sapphire Shores and brought out the supplies.
'A little fun wouldn't hurt.......for now'
"L-look at h-her face!" I couldn't contain any longer so I bursted out laughing at her "new" look. Her once blue mane was turned to an ugly shade of green.
'Everyone knows that green is-'
"Where are they?!" I immediately turned to the direction of the voice and saw who we were looking for. Judging by Discord's description the Princess of the Night is slightly taller than the average pony.
"There she is Lord. How will we convince her to believe that ponies hate her?" I asked not knowing what to do for once. Everything in my mind just went dull upon seeing the princess that will fulfill the next phase of our plan.
"Just leave it up to me my faithful minion." Here we go again.
"Don't say it like that!" I said but by then Discord had already left in pursuit of Prin-Nightmare Moon.
Author's Note
Sorry for the long wait but I can assure you guys that this story will become a lot more active now that I got everything out of the way. By the way for those who watched the season finale, it was so awesome wasn't it?
The best part is that Discord's and Trixie's rivalry in the finale will benefit me on the upcoming chapters. ![]()
Stay tuned for the next chapter: The Chaos Begins Part 2
So until then, I'll see you next time. ✌✌
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