The Great and Powerful Friend
Two Fools
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Coming out of the forest I saw a sign which read, Welcome to Ponyville. But looking at the town it looked empty. 'Thats strange' I thought as I was going to the mayors office. Then these two colts started running towards my direction. "Who are you?" the little colt asked. I smirked and I proudly said " I am the Great and Powerful Trixe!" Thats when the other colt said "Who?" That's when I started to get angry, 'Stay calm Trixie, wouldn't want to make them cry.' I took a deep breath to cool myself and said to the colts, "I am Trixie Lulamoon the greatest unicorn and Equestria!" I said boastfully. They looked at me in awe as I said that.
One thing still bugged so I asked the colts "Where is everypony by the way?' I said with confusion. That when I saw thier faces went a bit pale by my question. Waving my hoof at thier faces trying to get their attention their minds went back to reality. "Oh thier was a scary creature here in Ponyville and everypony else got scared and hid in their homes." The smaller colt said with a scared expression.
"Yeah then Twilight Sparkle and her friends captured it and is interrogating its reason being here".
I froze as I realized that the creature might be the same one from the one she encountered last night. Ponies might not come to her show if that thing was there. 'I hope this Twilight Sparkle can get it out of Ponyville'. "I wish I could chat longer but I got a show to prepare for." I said before I went off to find a place to set up.
Earlier that Day
[Hawk's POV]
Waking up I could now see the forest clearly. It was a bit eerie at night but it looks fine when the sun is up. Checking my pockets I found that my phone and wallet were the only things that made the trip. Looking at my surroundings I found a path that goes south. 'Better get moving'. I sighed hoping there would be a town nereby.
While I was walking I did happen to run into some little critters scattering when I was approaching them. 'Whats the matter with them? They acted like they haven't seen a person before.'
Finally seeing the end of the forest, taking my firsts steps out of the forest, my eyes got blinded by the increased sunlight. 'Damn why isn't it this bright in the forest' I wondered to myself. After my eyes got adjusted to the sun I saw a cottage over by a bridge so I decided to head there first.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
No one answered
Since no one was at the door I went towards a town. Looking at the sign up ahead it read Welcome to Ponyville. 'What the hell kind of town is called Ponyville?! But since it was the closest town I decided that it doesn't matter what it was named. What I saw next was what I found strange. The town seemed to be overrun by multi-color horses. 'Huh, well I seen stranger things.' I thought as I started walking towards the town.
Entering the town I started to feel uneasy by the terrified looks the horses were giving me. But what they said hurt me even more.
"Monster"
"Ahhh"
"Run away from it!"
'They can talk??, where the hell am I?' My mind started to be overwhelmed by questions when I heard a voice at the sky. "Hey you!" Looking up I saw a cyan horse with wings? "What in equestria are you?" question the cyan horse. 'Looks like I got to make a run for it'. Running away from the cyan horse I heard it yell "Looks like I l have to do this the hard way!" I chuckled to myself thinking that the cyan horse can outrun me. Thanks to all those encounters from the bullies, I was faster than I was before.
Looking back I saw that the cyan horse was way faster than I thought. 'Well I'm screwed' was my final thoughts until the cyan horse tackled me and punched me with her hoof before I blacked out.
[10 minutes later...]
As I was regaining my conscious I began to hear talking in front of me.
"What in the hay is that thing suppose to be Twilight?"
"I don't know Rainbow Dash, I never read anything about this creature before."
"It looks scary
Getting my vision back I saw 3 horses which all looked female. The first one was a lavender horse with violet hair with a pink streak. The the one beside was a pale yellow horse with her pink hair covering her face. The last one was that cyan horse who knocked me out earlier. I gritted my teeth when I saw her knowing that she's is the violent one.
The lavender one was the first to speak. "Can you understand" she said in a calm tone.
I nodded my head in argreement, that's when she squealed in excitement. I gave her a confused look making her blush. "Can you tell us your full name?" I smirked and said "My first name is Kick Ass and my last name is 10mm.
I heard snickering from the cyan horse but the lavender one didn't look amused.
"Rainbow Dash!" the lavender one yelled in frustration. "Oh come on Twilight that was funny."
'So that's their names? Sounds weird but I guess the cyan ones name would fit her with the rainbow hair and all.'
Twilight then turned to me with an annoyed look on her face. "Now then second question, why are you here". I quickly replied saying, "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Rainbow Dash started laughing and the pale yellow one managed to crack a smile. Twilight even more frustrated turned around to her companions and gave them a glare. "Come on even you Fluttershy?" Twilight scolded.
"It was pretty funny" Fluttershy said while looking down at the floor.
Twilight then looked at me with a serious face. "Can you at least be serious with my questions?" I nodded then she soften up a bit. "Alright third question what are you exactly?" question Twilight.
"I am your worst nightmare." I said with a smile. Last thing I remember was Twilight shooting something from her horn causing me to black out again.
I awoke to being tied up to a chair in the center of the town. Alot of the so called residents where their laughing at me.
'What the fuck are they laughing about!?'
I looked to see something on my chest and it read:
I'M GAY AND I'M PROUD
"Mother Fuckers!" I yelled as I got out of the ropes with ease. 'Since when did I have that kind of strength?' I wondered. But the anger took over as I looked at that bitch Twilight standing thier with a smug look on her face. I charged after her but she vanished as I almost hit her in the stomach. Then I felt a sudden breeze beneath me and found that I have been pansted.
That's when the anger in me vanished and was replaced by sadness. I started to remember how the bullies back where I lived would humiliate me at school. I single tear ran down my face seeing how similar this was to how the bullies would treat me. I pulled my pants back up and ran back to the forest that I arrived in.
"Geez Twilight don't you think you went too far with it?" Twilight seeing the look at the creatures face and watching it run to the Everfree Forest made her realize that she hurt a creature with emotions.
[Trixie's POV]
Just as I was finding a spot I saw a large amount of the town was at the center. My curiousity got the best of me as I looked to see what the commotion was about. I froze when I saw the same creature from last night was tied up. Then quickly I started laughing when I saw what the sign on its chest said. Then it broke free from the rope and started yell out of embarrassment. That's when I say Twilight teleporting away from it and pulled down it's pants.
The creature ran off to the Everfree crying. 'That's cold even for you Sparkle' I thought while shaking my head. I trotted away back to business for my show in an hour.
[1 hour Later]
"Come one, come all!" Come and witness the amazing magic of the Great and Powerful Trixie!"
"Watch in awe as the Great and Powerful Trixie performs the most spectacular feats of magic ever witnessed by pony eyes!" I shouted as I ignited the fireworks.
"Ooh"
I then heard ponies judging my show so I spoke out, "Well, well, well it seems we have some neighsayers in the audience. Who is so ignorant as to challenge the magical ability of the Great and Powerful Trixie? Do they not know that they're in the presence of the most magical unicorn in all of Equestria?"
"So, Great and Powerful Trixie. What makes you think you're so awesome, anyway?" Feeling under the pressure again I used my ursa major story. "Heh, why, only the Great and Powerful Trixie has magic strong enough to vanquish the dreaded ursa major!"
I smirked when I heard the audience gasp and continued my story' "When all hope was lost, the ponies of Hoofington had no one to turn to, but the Great and Powerful Trixie stepped in, and with her awesome magic, vanquished the ursa major and sent it back to its cave deep within the Everfree Forest!"
I smiled when the two fancolts started to admire me."It's true, my enthusiastic little admirers. Trixie is most certainly the best in Ponyville." All I heard affer that was crickets...
"Don't believe the Great and Powerful Trixie?" I questioned. "Well then, I hereby challenge you, Ponyvillians. Anything you can do, I can do better. Any takers? Anyone? Hmm? Or is Trixie destined to be the greatest equine who has ever lived!?" 'Heh that's what I thought'
I looked around to see Twilight Sparkle and her purple lizard. "Hmm, how about you?" I smirked when I saw Twilight nervousness. "Well, how about it? Hm? Is there anything you can do that the Great and Powerful Trixie can't?"
"Iā Iā" Stuttered Twilight
"Other than humiliate other creatures in public?" I made sure to say out loud.
"That wasn't my fault!" shouted Twilight.
"Are you sure?? To me it seemed that you tied him up, wrote that hurtful statement, and took of his bottom clothing"?
Everypony in the audience gasped. "You even made the poor thing cry and said nothing! That was cold even for you. Now who's the bad mare here??"
Twilight mouth fell to the ground while ponies in the crowd stated booing at her. "Now then, let's continue the show!"
[After the show]
"That neighsayer got what she deserved'. I started to go in my wagon and hit the hay.
[Snips POV]
After the talk with the dragon me and Snails decided to see Trixie vanquish the Ursa Major. "Oh, how are we supposed to find an ursa major when I can't even see my own hoof in front of my face?" I questioned to Snails.
"Hold on" grunted Snails.
My face started to heat up, "Oh, heh. That's better."
"ROAR"
I started to scream as I heard the Roar and made a beeline back to Ponyville with Snails right behind me.
"Hey, guys, where ya going?"
"Can't talk."
"We got a major problem"
"Yeah, ursa major, to be exact." I said with a chuckle.
"ROAR"
Me and Snails ran to Trixie's wagon so she can vanquish the Ursa Major.
[Trxie's POV]
I was awoken by somepony pounding on the door. Irritated by this I walk to the door and opened to see the two fancolts from earlier.
"Trixie thought she said the Great and Powerful Trixie did not want to be disturbed!" I said irritated.
"Heh heh, we have a tiny problem."
"What is so important that you cannot wait until morning to disturb Trixie?"
"ROAR"
'Oh no it can't be what I think it is!"
"ROAR"
'No, no, no!!!' I started to worry that Ponyville would want me to vanquish it.
"Great and Powerful Trixie, you've got to vanquish the ursa." 'Uh oh'
"It took a lot of trouble to get that thing here."
"Wait... you brought this thing here. I then gasped on how these colts even had the idea of bring it here. "Are you out of your little pony minds?"
"But your the Great and Powerful Trixie!" "Oh yeah"
"Yeah, remember? You defeated an ursa major." 'I guess my fibs finally caught up to me...'
"Uh okay" I gulped as I stepped out of my wagon and faced the Ursa Major. "Stand back." I said to the colts. "Heh, piece of cake." 'Well here goes...'
"Stop goofin' around and vanquish it, eh?" I used my magic to attempt to vanquish it but it was no use.
"Well, that was a dud." There goes my reputation of greatest unicorn in Equestria. "Yeah, pfft, come on! Where's all the cool explosions and smoke and stuff like earlier? You know."
"Uhhh..." But just then the Ursa Major found us and roared at as.
Then out of nowhere Twilight the Humiliator came and asked us what was going on.
"We brought an Ursa Major to town". Snips replied nervously.
"You what!!"
"Don't worry, the Great and Powerful Trixie will vanquish it." Well I guess it's confession time. "I can't" I said in shame. "Whatt??" said the two colts in shock. I continued, "Oh, I can't, I never have. No one can vanquish an ursa major. I just made the whole story up to make me look better." I confessed.
"ROAR"
I then saw Twilight go to where the Ursa Major was and started rocking it? What? Hold on now she's feeding it a bottle?"
"Unbelievable"
"Well, I know how much you all hated Trixie's showing off with her magic tricks, and I just thought--"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Magic's got nothing to do with it. Trixie's just a loudmouth." 'Wow, that was a bit harsh" I thought.
"That wasn't an ursa major. It was a baby, an ursa minor." I stared at her in shock. "Wait that was a baby?!" I asked in disbelief. She continued, "And it wasn't rampaging. It was just cranky because someone woke it up."
"Hah, take that Trixie you couldn't even vanquish an Ursa Minor! So much for the greatest unicorn in Equestria!" said the Rainbow Colored mare with a smirk.
"Yeah Trixie your magic isn't even better than mine and it will never will be!" Twilight said with confidence.
I couldn't take it anymore, my life is over. "Well thanks for ruining my life as a Magician! Now where would I find the bits to buy food and a new home? Thanks for that Twilight the Humiliator and life destroyer!" I yelled back. Tears were draining from my eyes as I ran off to the Everfree Forest before they could say anything back.
Meanwhile, Twilight felt awful that she ruin not one but two lives. She looked at the ground before saying, "What's wrong with me?"
[In the Everfree]
I ran as fast as I could away from Ponyville. 'Now where will I go now?'
Looking for somewhere to go I saw a light west of my direction. Heading towards the light I found the creature from ealier sitting on log by a camp fire.
Seeing as I got no other choice other then to freeze to death as sat down next to it on my haunches.
"Hey" The creature said with sadness in it's voice.
"Hey..."
Author's Note
And that wraps up Chapter 2! Next update will be either tomorrow or the next day.
So until then I'll see you next time āā
