Author's Note

hello again, back with another chapter i hope to make the next one longer so there's that.
i hope to see you next time

Wolf Days

The laws of physics are bullshit, so is magic, and so is biology. Ponies have made those things their bitch and the bitch must be in a horrible heat with all the fucking they're doing. To explain a little, my wings that I just figured out how to use are way too small to generate enough lift to propel me into the air and keep me suspended in the freefall we call flying. However thanks to magic fucking their bitch I can lift off and stay in the air in a straight line...For the reason of magic can't teach you how to fly, it's either crash or do...hopefully the latter.

"Now all you got to do is keep your wings steady as you glide!" Skittles said as she evenly flattens her wings outwards, causing her to slow down and start to lose altitude slowly.

"Seems simple enough." I tilt my wings slightly downwards and relish in the warm summer air heating my fur... My fur, never thought I would say that. and I never thought I'd fly, being born as a ground-bound person kinda puts things in perspective. Life will always be a clusterfuck and it's up to us as people to make that cluster make sense. I look down and see that I should probably get ready to land.

"Now for a bit of flare." as my paws hit the ground I roll bleeding off momentum and popping back up on my 'feet'. I turn back to Rainbow and held out my hand. "Thanks for the lesson Dash. It will be a while, but you'll make a flyer out of me yet."

"Well, thanks for actually paying attention. I know that someday you'll be as good as someone born with wings!" she stated as she shook my hand. She looked up at the sky and then back down to the blue watch she has for some reason. She clicks her tongue and leaves while saying she had something to do... most likely her job.

"...Now what?" I ask myself as I'm suddenly with nothing to do. The only reason why Dash could help me, is because she's not busy until someone screws something up with the weather. Twilight is busy with some magical experiment so I'm not going anywhere near that. Fluttershy is busy with her animals. I have no fashion sense so Rarity's out. Applejack has a farm to run...might see if she has things that I can do for work later, but I'm going to hang out with Spike if I can. Little dude needs some more guy friends.

With that in mind, I walk to Rarity's place. knowing that he'll either be there or back at Twilight's. As I walk, I wave hello to the people around town. Some wave back others are too absorbed in their work to pay me any mind. As I walk by Sugarcube corner I remember that I haven't had any snacks from here yet... I must rectify that. changing my quest-log I walk in and struck a pose.

"Pinkie, I hath came for a treat most sweet, have thee have what I seek?" I said in the most urgent manner. Perking up she throws on a Jesters hat and animatedly talks with her hands.

"Oh, we do indeed weary traveler, please have a look at our wares." She hands me a menu. "I guarantee thee of the quality of mine sweets." I take a quick scan of the menu. Oh~ they have milkshakes and strawberry syrup.

"I shall have a shake of milk with strawberry syrup as a topping if thee do not mind." I said finishing my order.

"That will be fine, thee owe 3 bits for thy order." I give the mare the money and she smiles and bounces off. I smile at the dumbfounded expressions on the other customers. Ye Ol' English is still the best way to screw with people, even if you don't know much of it. I sit down on the stool and waited for my milkshake.

"Your milkshake." Pinkie said as she placed it down on the counter while braking character.

"Thanks, Pinkie, you got anything for Spike? I'm going to be looking for him after this." I state as I slurp on my shake. She put a finger on her temple while humming in thought. She shakes her head and shrugs. I nod and she bounces off to do her job.

I finish my shake with a smile and leave a bit on the counter before leaving Sugarcube Corner.